LeBron Faces Significantly Worse Opposition than Kobe/MJ In The Playoffs

[QUOTE=ihoopallday]You're pretty much describing everyone here on insidehoops. Btw, your gf sure is taking long with that food. Think it's time you get off here and go spend time with her. Well, if she's actually real. Many people here claim to have girlfriends. Kinda like the "false sense of reality" you wrote.[/QUOTE]
I've posted pics before, and yea it takes awhile to close up a martini bar when you're the manager of it.

[quote=plowking]Just flash the ISH logo in the sky when you need your ass beat in 1 on 1, and your girl banged.[/quote]
plowking, the name doesn't match the abilities unfortunately. Sadly it's overcompensation. Banging ugly aborigines and kolas or other Australian marsupials doesn't count.

My girl's box dries up whenever we watch Steve Irwin on the Discovery Channel.

That accent is an apparent clown like turnoff. So that last option is out.

As for 1 on 1 ... who are you kidding? You'd get worked. Chicago competition is elite among the US basketball scene.

Who do you play in Australia? Kangaroos? I don't think those things can handle or shoot the rock, kid.

[QUOTE=SamuraiSWISH]I've posted pics before, and yea it takes awhile to close up a martini bar when you're the manager of it.


plowking, the name doesn't match the abilities unfortunately. Sadly it's overcompensation. Banging ugly aborigines and kolas or other Australian marsupials doesn't count.

My girl's box dries up whenever we watch Steve Irwin on the Discovery Channel.

That accent is an apparent clown like turnoff. So that last option is out.

As for 1 on 1 ... who are you kidding? You'd get worked. Chicago competition is elite among the US basketball scene.

Who do you play in Australia? Kangaroos? I don't think those things can handle or shoot the rock, kid.[/QUOTE]
Did you know there are more kangaroos in Australia than people? True story.

[QUOTE=SamuraiSWISH]
plowking, the name doesn't match the abilities unfortunately. Sadly it's overcompensation. Banging ugly aborigines and kolas or other Australian marsupials doesn't count.[/QUOTE]

Dumb ass Chicago native. Can't even spell koala. :oldlol:

[QUOTE]My girl's box dries up whenever we watch Steve Irwin on the Discovery Channel. [/QUOTE]

I'm the Croatian crocodile hunter. 6'3, 220lbs of muscle and fighting crocodiles with one hand. Your chick digs it.

[QUOTE]As for 1 on 1 ... who are you kidding? You'd get worked. Chicago competition is elite among the US basketball scene. [/QUOTE]

I've had invites as early as 2 years ago to come to a certain teams NBL camp. The same league players like your superior American's Johnny Flynn came to play.

[QUOTE]Who do you play in Australia? Kangaroos? I don't think those things can handle or shoot the rock, kid.[/QUOTE]

I play 'kolas' as you said. :oldlol:

[QUOTE=NumberSix]Did you know there are more kangaroos in Australia than people? True story.[/QUOTE]

More 'kolas' too.

[QUOTE=plowking]
I've had invites as early as 2 years ago to come to a certain teams NBL camp. The same league players like your superior American's Johnny Flynn came to play.[/QUOTE]
The lies

:oldlol:

Why wouldn't you go if invited? Scared you'd get shown up?

[QUOTE=plowking]More 'kolas' too.[/QUOTE]

New type of softdrink :confusedshrug:

[QUOTE=SamuraiSWISH]My girl's box dries up whenever we watch Steve Irwin on the Discovery Channel.[/QUOTE]
In what possible scenario did you become aware of that?

[QUOTE=NumberSix]In what possible scenario did you become aware of that?[/QUOTE]

Does that show still come on?

[QUOTE=SamuraiSWISH]The lies

:oldlol:

Why wouldn't you go if invited? Scared you'd get shown up?[/QUOTE]

Probably. I'm not good enough to play any real minutes. Even if I do make the team? I sit on the bench, play no minutes and get paid maybe $15,000 a year while having to forfeit other prospects in my life for the time being, with no real hope of getting better, or any aspirations for it anymore.

And same reason I didn't take up offers to state league Aussie Rules football. I didn't want to.

EDIT: How about I organize a game with poido and he tells you how good I am? lol... Even after not having picked up a ball in 6 months.

[QUOTE=plowking]Probably. I'm not good enough to play any real minutes. Even if I do make the team? I sit on the bench, play no minutes and get paid maybe $15,000 a year while having to forfeit other prospects in my life for the time being, with no real hope of getting better, or any aspirations for it anymore.

And same reason I didn't take up offers to state league Aussie Rules football. I didn't want to.

EDIT: How about I organize a game with poido and he tells you how good I am? lol... Even after not having picked up a ball in 6 months.[/QUOTE]
Have you ever actually seen a dingo?

[QUOTE=plowking]Probably. I'm not good enough to play any real minutes. Even if I do make the team? I sit on the bench, play no minutes and get paid maybe $15,000 a year while having to forfeit other prospects in my life for the time being, with no real hope of getting better, or any aspirations for it anymore.

And same reason I didn't take up offers to state league Aussie Rules football. I didn't want to.

EDIT: How about I organize a game with poido and he tells you how good I am? lol... Even after not having picked up a ball in 6 months.[/QUOTE]
Oh dude, you do not want to organize a meet up with poido. Not unless you want to be on a special tag team episode of "catch a predator".

[QUOTE=NumberSix]Have you ever actually seen a dingo?[/QUOTE]

Yep. While driving through the outback.

Have had kangaroo and deer at my house. But I live on a 3 acre property about 25km outside the city center.
Almost ran over a koala.
Have kookaburras all around the place I live. Seen a few brown snakes. Plenty of blue tongued lizards. My German Shepherd barked at one for literally 2 hours.

all i have to say for this thread now is.. :lol

[QUOTE=plowking]Probably. I'm not good enough to play any real minutes. Even if I do make the team? I sit on the bench, play no minutes and get paid maybe $15,000 a year while having to forfeit other prospects in my life for the time being, with no real hope of getting better, or any aspirations for it anymore.

And same reason I didn't take up offers to state league Aussie Rules football. I didn't want to.

EDIT: How about I organize a game with poido and he tells you how good I am? lol... Even after not having picked up a ball in 6 months.[/QUOTE]
Don't tell me, show me. It's 2013 ... film it with your smart phone. They don't have those in Australia?

Better yet, cross the pond and come play me. Not another aussie who can't ball like poido.

I find it hard to believe you received all these athletic offers and took none of them. The excuse being on the bench and it stalling the rest of your life.

What other prospects in your life besides posting on ISH, gaging the Miami Heat and downplaying athletes you never even saw, do you have that out weigh the life opportunity of telling your kids that for a year or two you played a professional sport?

If you have that much going on, are that ambitious, 2 or even 4 years is more than enough to sacrifice in the overall scheme of life to play a sport at that level. You've got the rest of your life to pursue something else. It's not like you're going to be making stacks directly out of college.

And I am assuming you're still in college, cause there is no way you're in your mid to even late 20s and getting offers to play in any sport's developmental leagues.

Even if it is Assie football, or NBDL basketball, if you got offers you'd be stupid not to take them. I think you're really bullshitting right now, and it's more than obvious.

[QUOTE=plowking]
Almost ran over a koala.[/QUOTE]
On a serious note, are they that cute in real life?

I'd want one as a pet. Unless there is a vicious personality beneath that adorable exterior.

[QUOTE=SamuraiSWISH] On a serious note, are they that cute in real life?

I'd want one as a pet. Unless there is a vicious personality beneath that adorable exterior.[/QUOTE]

They are known to be aggressive. They won't bother you if you don't bother them though. I've heard people say they are the Gremlins of the wild.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/J5HTt.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=SamuraiSWISH]Don't tell me, show me. It's 2013 ... film it with your smart phone. They don't have those in Australia?

Better yet, cross the pond and come play me. Not another aussie who can't ball like poido.

I find it hard to believe you received all these athletic offers and took none of them. The excuse being on the bench and it stalling the rest of your life.

What other prospects in your life besides posting on ISH, gaging the Miami Heat and downplaying athletes you never even saw, do you have that out weigh the life opportunity of telling your kids that for a year or two you played a professional sport?

If you have that much going on, are that ambitious, 2 or even 4 years is more than enough to sacrifice in the overall scheme of life to play a sport at that level. You've got the rest of your life to pursue something else. It's not like you're going to be making stacks directly out of college.

And I am assuming you're still in college, cause there is no way you're in your mid to even late 20s and getting offers to play in any sport's developmental leagues.

Even if it is Assie football, or NBDL basketball, if you got offers you'd be stupid not to take them. I think you're really bullshitting right now, and it's more than obvious.


On a serious note, are they that cute in real life?

I'd want one as a pet. Unless there is a vicious personality beneath that adorable exterior.[/QUOTE]
I had a tiger. Not joking whatsoever.

[QUOTE=DaSeba5]They are known to be aggressive. They won't bother you if you don't bother them though. I've heard people say they are the Gremlins of the wild.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/J5HTt.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Those fangs ... damn. Like my pitbull.

Thanks for dropping knowledge on me, Bill Nye.

[QUOTE=SamuraiSWISH]Don't tell me, show me. It's 2013 ... film it with your smart phone. They don't have those in Australia?[/QUOTE]

What do you want me to film? Me taking shots? How boring.

[QUOTE]I find it hard to believe you received all these athletic offers and took none of them. The excuse being on the bench and it stalling the rest of your life.
[/QUOTE]

Playing in the NBL is no big feat. Well at least not with how things were going. 3 of my teammates all through basketball here play in it. All three sit on the bench and hardly play, if ever. I think one recently stopped playing, and is now back at uni trying to get his degree, while playing in the league below, ABA.

[QUOTE]What other prospects in your life besides posting on ISH, gaging the Miami Heat and downplaying athletes you never even saw, do you have that out weigh the life opportunity of telling your kids that for a year or two you played a professional sport?

If you have that much going on, are that ambitious, 2 or even 4 years is more than enough to sacrifice in the overall scheme of life to play a sport at that level. You've got the rest of your life to pursue something else. It's not like you're going to be making stacks directly out of college. [/QUOTE]

Just about to get started on a masters, and I do actually have it well set up to get a very decent paying job straight out of college. Lucky enough to have family set up everywhere in the field I'm in, in very lucrative positions themselves.

[QUOTE]And I am assuming you're still in college, cause there is no way you're in your mid to even late 20s and getting offers to play in any sport's developmental leagues.[/QUOTE]

Just about to finish a double degree.

[QUOTE]Even if it is Assie football, or NBDL basketball, if you got offers you'd be stupid not to take them. I think you're really bullshitting right now, and it's more than obvious.[/QUOTE]

Nope, I'd get paid more at the labouring job I do now while at Uni then what I would if I did go the NBL route and not play at all. Just based on what the friends I had that actually made it told me. All of them did part time work outside of playing "pro basketball" here in Australia. :oldlol: Get the point?

The Aussie Rules stuff was when I was 14ish. A lot of the better basketballers get letters from the state leagues to join footy, even if they had never played, as their is no real funding for basketball here and that's where the money is in sport over here. Plus a lot of the skills translate from one sport to another. A lot of the guys who do make AFL actually played basketball when younger. One of the best players in the league today, Scott Pendlebury was actually in the junior Australian team with Patty Mills when he got drafted for the AFL. I didn't like playing AFL that much at the time, and wasn't interested.

[QUOTE]On a serious note, are they that cute in real life? [/QUOTE]

They got some big ass claws man, and they move on the ground funny as shit.

[QUOTE]I'd want one as a pet. Unless there is a vicious personality beneath that adorable exterior.[/QUOTE]

Don't know enough about them. Pet? :oldlol: Nah. You rarely see them in the wild here. I'm talking about never.
The only reason I saw one was because we were going through one of the worst droughts ever here, and apparently they had to come down from the trees because there wasn't enough water in the leaves, and they had to come find water. Some shit like that. Wasn't paying attention to the news report.

[QUOTE=SamuraiSWISH]Those fangs ... damn. Like my pitbull.

Thanks for dropping knowledge on me, Bill Nye.[/QUOTE]

Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill

I once saw a pride of lions eating a full grown giraffe when I was in Namibia. True story.

[QUOTE=NumberSix]I once saw a pride of lions eating a full grown giraffe when I was in Namibia. True story.[/QUOTE]
Is this a dick measuring contest about animal stories? With that said, that would be ridiculously cool to see that in person. I'm a dork for lions.

[QUOTE=SamuraiSWISH]Is this a dick measuring contest about animal stories? With that said, that would be ridiculously cool to see that in person. I'm a dork for lions.[/QUOTE]
Like I said, I used to own a tiger. Seriously not a troll post.

[QUOTE=NumberSix]Like I said, I used to own a tiger. Seriously not a troll post.[/QUOTE]
I'm skeptical, you're always in troll mode.

[QUOTE=SamuraiSWISH]I'm skeptical, you're always in troll mode.[/QUOTE]
I'm not trolling. Half Bengal, half Sumatran. female.

What the [COLOR="Black"]f[/COLOR]uck is going on in this thread? :biggums:

[QUOTE=NumberSix]I'm not trolling. Half Bengal, half Sumatran. female.[/QUOTE]
:roll: :roll:

You post on ebaums, right?

Let's give Lebron a few more years before we start the historical comparisons in Finals. He's 28? He's made 4 Finals appearances by my count. Kobe has made 7 and Mike made 6. Let's add it up after a few more. And please use perspective and think of the individuals on the teams that played in Kobe, Mike and Lebrons' championship runs.

[QUOTE=plowking]Probably. I'm not good enough to play any real minutes. Even if I do make the team? I sit on the bench, play no minutes and get paid maybe $15,000 a year while having to forfeit other prospects in my life for the time being, with no real hope of getting better, or any aspirations for it anymore.

And same reason I didn't take up offers to state league Aussie Rules football. I didn't want to.

EDIT: [B]How about I organize a game with poido and he tells you how good I am? lol... Even after not having picked up a ball in 6 months.[/B][/QUOTE]

That could work :pimp:

Wait, how tall are you?

[QUOTE=poido123]That could work :pimp:

Wait, how tall are you?[/QUOTE]

6'3 buddy.

Wait, Bulls and Heat fans bonding over animal stories?

This thread:lol

From destroying each other to a laid back conversation about animals... It's good to be a man

[QUOTE=plowking]6'3 buddy.[/QUOTE]

I'm 6'2, so basically a wash...

If we were to do this, I will wear my Jordan Jersey just to annoy you that bit more :pimp:

Or, I could go with my club jersey with Rodman's number 91 on the back lol

:biggums: :biggums: :biggums: :biggums: :biggums: :biggums: :biggums: :biggums:

[QUOTE=poido123]I'm 6'2, so basically a wash...

If we were to do this, I will wear my Jordan Jersey just to annoy you that bit more :pimp:

Or, I could go with my club jersey with Rodman's number 91 on the back lol[/QUOTE]
If you want to annoy plowking, you should wear a Rose jersey. :D

how this thread turn into koalas and kangaroos

[QUOTE=inclinerator]how this thread turn into koalas and kangaroos[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/31266200.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=poido123]I'm 6'2, so basically a wash...

If we were to do this, I will wear my Jordan Jersey just to annoy you that bit more :pimp:

Or, I could go with my club jersey with Rodman's number 91 on the back lol[/QUOTE]
Is Australian 6'2 the same as American 6'2?

I love how far people have to go to find something to hate on Lebron far. lol at this random stat. Congrats, now go celebrate.

Jordan is above Lebron, only people trying to wind ya'll up say otherwise.

Kobe on the other hand I have no idea why he's in this.

Here you go MJ >>>>>>>>>>>>> Lebron >>>>> Kobe

[QUOTE=TheReal Kendall]Here you go MJ >>>>>>>>>>>>> Lebron >>>>> Kobe[/QUOTE]
LeBron > Jordan (8 pages of ">") Kobe.

[QUOTE=Nash]I love how far people have to go to find something to hate on Lebron far. lol at this random stat. Congrats, now go celebrate.

Jordan is above Lebron, only people trying to wind ya'll up say otherwise.

Kobe on the other hand I have no idea why he's in this.[/QUOTE]
Yes, the competition you face in the playoffs is nothing but a "random stat". :oldlol: