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thank you, im glad you understand bro:D
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[QUOTE=Myth][IMG]http://www.terrariaonline.com/attachments/hmm-quite-jpg.37756/[/IMG][/QUOTE]
thank you, im glad you understand bro:D
^:oldlol:
[QUOTE=GASOL IS GOAT]Oh, how very big of you. You're an alpha male, are you? Well, let me clue you in on something: Alpha Males haven't been in charge for a good couple of decades. Obviously, this tirade is directed on a High School level. Once you get out of high school, and begin working at your dead-end office job, you know who your boss is going to be? That's right, that pasty nerd you made fun of. It's funny, you see. The majority of the women you are talking about, despite the blatant lies you've slipped in, and the generalizations which remain moderately untrue, are frankly, idiotic sluts. The fact that you're trying to taunt us with them is inane, because while they sound appealing in text, in reality, we wouldn't want anything to do with the ****ing skanks. And furthermore, thank youfor "****ing every girl in the school (I bet you can bench 2000 pounds too, amirite?)." Honestly, thank you. Why, you may ask? Because, by taking away the easy route, you have brought pain upon us. You have brought us misery, you have forced us to adapt to that misery, and to grow as people. Luxury doesn't incite growth, pain does. So while you're busy sticking it in your AIDS-ridden skanks, we're studying, learning, gaining skills that are necessary for life. You may scoff at this, call us stupid nerds for not getting the ***** while it's hot, but guess what? We're going to get it eventually. You said so yourself, women love power. So, eventually, you're going to find a women you love as much as she primally needs you. You're going to get married, maybe settle down a bit. Wild sex for the first two years, but after a while, she'll get ansy. She'll grow tired of the novelty of the Alpha Male. Your relationship will become the dull forced marriage that is seen constantly in America. You'll likely divorce her and move on, getting a younger wife that'll need you as much as your old wife did when you first married. Seems swell, doesn't it? I can assure you, it isn't. By now, we have risen to power. While you live the life of the swingers, we are the Senators, the Chairmen, we are the rulers of life as you know it. We have transcended your pitiful existence, and control every aspect of your very fate, without you even so much as noticing. By now, we have the money and the power, and as Scarface once said (We know you love him, and have his poster on your bedroom wall,'cause you're cool like that)nextwe getthe women. And guess who it is that loves power, as you said women do? That's right, it's your little skank of a wife! Now, most of us will likely have settled down with a wife, but I'm sure there are plenty thatwould be gladtotake your wife when she dumps your sorry ass to go to the people she knows have the real power. And, as we get older, our fortunes and power will grow. We'll eventually get a few trophy wives, settle down a bit, and live in the lap of luxury. Meanwhile, you, the "Alpha Male" will be left alone. By the time you hit thirty, your primal attraction, your ONLY asset, will begin to fade. Your third wife in ten years will grow tired of your old, pitiful body, and will leave you. Stuck in a dead-end job as one of our pawns, you will grow old and even less appealing. Eventually you will die an old and unloved man, either by taking your own life, drowning yourself in booze, or perhaps merely out of your own misery. So go ahead. Brag about how many women you are ****ing. Call us losers. We may seem to be upset, and you may mock our pain, but I assure you, we know your fate. And we are smiling inside.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=GASOL IS GOAT]Oh, how very big of you. You're an alpha male, are you? Well, let me clue you in on something: Alpha Males haven't been in charge for a good couple of decades. Obviously, this tirade is directed on a High School level. Once you get out of high school, and begin working at your dead-end office job, you know who your boss is going to be? That's right, that pasty nerd you made fun of. It's funny, you see. The majority of the women you are talking about, despite the blatant lies you've slipped in, and the generalizations which remain moderately untrue, are frankly, idiotic sluts. The fact that you're trying to taunt us with them is inane, because while they sound appealing in text, in reality, we wouldn't want anything to do with the ****ing skanks. And furthermore, thank youfor "****ing every girl in the school (I bet you can bench 2000 pounds too, amirite?)." Honestly, thank you. Why, you may ask? Because, by taking away the easy route, you have brought pain upon us. You have brought us misery, you have forced us to adapt to that misery, and to grow as people. Luxury doesn't incite growth, pain does. So while you're busy sticking it in your AIDS-ridden skanks, we're studying, learning, gaining skills that are necessary for life. You may scoff at this, call us stupid nerds for not getting the ***** while it's hot, but guess what? We're going to get it eventually. You said so yourself, women love power. So, eventually, you're going to find a women you love as much as she primally needs you. You're going to get married, maybe settle down a bit. Wild sex for the first two years, but after a while, she'll get ansy. She'll grow tired of the novelty of the Alpha Male. Your relationship will become the dull forced marriage that is seen constantly in America. You'll likely divorce her and move on, getting a younger wife that'll need you as much as your old wife did when you first married. Seems swell, doesn't it? I can assure you, it isn't. By now, we have risen to power. While you live the life of the swingers, we are the Senators, the Chairmen, we are the rulers of life as you know it. We have transcended your pitiful existence, and control every aspect of your very fate, without you even so much as noticing. By now, we have the money and the power, and as Scarface once said (We know you love him, and have his poster on your bedroom wall,'cause you're cool like that)nextwe getthe women. And guess who it is that loves power, as you said women do? That's right, it's your little skank of a wife! Now, most of us will likely have settled down with a wife, but I'm sure there are plenty thatwould be gladtotake your wife when she dumps your sorry ass to go to the people she knows have the real power. And, as we get older, our fortunes and power will grow. We'll eventually get a few trophy wives, settle down a bit, and live in the lap of luxury. Meanwhile, you, the "Alpha Male" will be left alone. By the time you hit thirty, your primal attraction, your ONLY asset, will begin to fade. Your third wife in ten years will grow tired of your old, pitiful body, and will leave you. Stuck in a dead-end job as one of our pawns, you will grow old and even less appealing. Eventually you will die an old and unloved man, either by taking your own life, drowning yourself in booze, or perhaps merely out of your own misery. So go ahead. Brag about how many women you are ****ing. Call us losers. We may seem to be upset, and you may mock our pain, but I assure you, we know your fate. And we are smiling inside.[/QUOTE]
whoa whoa take it easy bro. Who else wanna talk tha fresh luv doctor about questions are problemz dealing with sex & relationship?:D
people probably want advice from someone with experience.
[QUOTE=JohnFreeman]people probably want advice from someone with experience.[/QUOTE]
I have plenty of experience:facepalm , grow up and stop hating little kid:coleman:
If I nail Fresh Kids girl, and nobody is around to see it, did it really happen?
what is a gspot?
[QUOTE=Jameerthefear]what is a gspot?[/QUOTE]
an area inside a gurl's tunta that you must find and hit right so she can be ultimately aroused having a high chance reaching multiple orgasms steady begging for more:applause: :cheers: . I definitely found dat plenty of timez young jameer:D
[QUOTE=BrownEye007]If I nail Fresh Kids girl, and nobody is around to see it, did it really happen?[/QUOTE]
oh in your dreamz right?:lol
[QUOTE=Fresh Kid]oh in your dreamz right?:lol[/QUOTE]
Yep keep telling yourself that.
[QUOTE=BrownEye007]Yep keep telling yourself that.[/QUOTE]
I am niguh:lol , u wish u can phuck my gurl:oldlol:
Haha I'm just messin with ya fresh kid I wouldn't even try to bang your girl. How do you **** that which does not exist?
how do i get hos to thank the d[I]ic[/I]k
[QUOTE=BrownEye007]Haha I'm just messin with ya fresh kid I wouldn't even try to bang your girl. How do you **** that which does not exist?[/QUOTE]
I got bitchez, don't eva get it twisted:coleman:
[QUOTE=MMM]how do i get hos to thank the d[I]ic[/I]k[/QUOTE]
hit dem off wit tha deepness and smoothness with tha D. Freaky onez u just have to phuck tha living shit out of dem, spank em, tease em, say dirty wordz to them, with dat deepness inside them etc. Wifey ones who's not that freaky needs that freakyness but at a different smooth pace, give them dat deepness too, make love to them but give dem a little of that wildside sex but not too much and krazy cuz they might be too scared at first. They definitely will thank tha D:applause:
and back from retirement already :roll:
[QUOTE=El Gato Negro]and back from retirement already :roll:[/QUOTE]
I said retired from NBA forum:facepalm
[QUOTE=Fresh Kid]I said retired from NBA forum:facepalm[/QUOTE]
comes to a basketball forum to only post on non basketball topics? :facepalm. id call that being scared not so much retirement .
Alright here's a question for tha fresh luv doctor...in another thread asking if someone here had phone sex, you answered [QUOTE=Fresh Kid]I sure did:D[/QUOTE]
So, if I'm attracted to a phone...what's the best way to get her/his number?
Also, how to hit off a conversation? Most of the time, it seems like phones are already with other people. Should I just ignore it and talk after the beep?
if you're really a love doctor, what does it feels like inside a v@gina? Texture and temperature?
great thread, five starred.
[QUOTE=El Gato Negro]comes to a basketball forum to only post on non basketball topics? :facepalm. id call that being scared not so much retirement .[/QUOTE]
I will post about basketball, i will make a thread dis Sunday called "Fresh NBA talk" will have a new segment every sunday and will make another thread called "Other Fresh sports talk" which will have new segments every Sunday az well, stay tuned:applause: :cheers:
Sex is not my problem it's getting girls to have sex with me that's the issue because my type of girls aren't really into "black guys".
[QUOTE=wildchild]if you're really a love doctor, what does it feels like inside a v@gina? Texture and temperature?[/QUOTE]
man tha texture feels like dipping your thang inside some warm and watery ass oatmeal man connected to some sexy feeling walls, man that's tha best way i can describe it right Now, tha best feeling ever besides getting dat big paycheck and accomplishing your lifelong dreamz:applause:. Tha temperature depends on tha mood of tha gurl, tha hotter she feels about you and your thang tha warmer and hotter it feels to you:applause:
[QUOTE=dr.hee]Alright here's a question for tha fresh luv doctor...in another thread asking if someone here had phone sex, you answered
So, if I'm attracted to a phone...what's the best way to get her/his number?
Also, how to hit off a conversation? Most of the time, it seems like phones are already with other people. Should I just ignore it and talk after the beep?[/QUOTE]
niguh if you wanna phuck a phone, then phuck tha phone:lol tha phone can't resist and say no to you especially since itz not a living thang:oldlol:
[QUOTE=Random_Guy]great thread, five starred.[/QUOTE]
thanx bro, i appreciate it:cheers:
[QUOTE=Just2McFly]Sex is not my problem it's getting girls to have sex with me that's the issue because my type of girls aren't really into "black guys".[/QUOTE]
explain to me what's your type of gurlz.
[QUOTE=Fresh Kid]explain to me what's your type of gurlz.[/QUOTE]
Hipster white girls.
I met this Scandinavian chick last week but she turned me down because I wasnt her type. It happens though
[QUOTE=Just2McFly]Hipster white girls.
I met this Scandinavian chick last week but she turned me down because I wasnt her type. It happens though[/QUOTE]
in these situations if you really want dat gurl or just hit it, you have to find out what she likes and love to do, and connect with it. or work out a deal with her if she still fronts.
[QUOTE=Fresh Kid]in these situations if you really want dat gurl or just hit it, you have to find out what she likes and love to do, and connect with it.[/QUOTE]
:coleman:
Ok sir
[QUOTE=Just2McFly]Hipster white girls.
I met this Scandinavian chick last week but she turned me down because I wasnt her type. It happens though[/QUOTE]
i feel you bruh. except the hipster part. white girl are the best
[QUOTE=Just2McFly]:coleman:
Ok sir[/QUOTE]
for real tho, also find out what she likes in a guy, what's her type, do some research on her, and try to impress her to her liking to your best ability, and you never know man there maybe sum thangs about you that she like already but she prolly don't know it yet, you just have to find it for her and let her see. You got dis bro.
[QUOTE=Fresh Kid]for real tho, also find out what she likes in a guy, what's her type, do some research on her, and try to impress her to her liking to your best ability, and you never know man there maybe sum thangs about you that she like already but she prolly don't know it yet, you just have to find it for her and let her see. You got dis bro.[/QUOTE]
If you only made this thread a couple of months ago bro:(
[QUOTE=Bandito]If you only made this thread a couple of months ago bro:([/QUOTE]
aw man what happened?:(
You have until tonight to complete this following mission. If you fail to do so I will rebuke you with the force of a scorned woman and the fury stronger than hell.
1) Ensure sexual fidelity.
2) Decode chick-talk.
3) Maintain hand and freedom in a long term relationship.
4) Raise children in a non-marriage environment happily with respect.
5) Train a lousy underachieving female to become a cheerful, sexual, devoted woman.
6) Command respect from a woman raised with feminist ideals. Permanently. And that means her trusting your judgment way more than she'll ever trust the State or other conventional wisdom.
7) "Being creative, interesting, spontaneous and an unpredictable asshole" when every victory and habit you've achieved from an unstable life has come from reason, discipline and being level headed.
Solve the world's problems. Now.
[QUOTE=Jameerthefear]i feel you bruh. except the hipster part. white girl are the best[/QUOTE]
I actually like "white" girls that are slightly different. Of course there are some Anglo-Saxon/Scandinavian girls that can get it, but my tastes are starting to change a bit. For a long time white was number one for me, but now im getting into the hispanic/latino and black girls a lot more.
I guess its because im becoming more of an ass man over the years.
[QUOTE=Just2McFly]Sex is not my problem it's getting girls to have sex with me that's the issue because my type of girls aren't really into "black guys".[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Hipster white girls.
I met this Scandinavian chick last week but she turned me down because I wasnt her type. It happens though[/QUOTE]
Not into "black guys", huh?
You ever consider- your personality, that's the shit she don't like? :confusedshrug:
[QUOTE=DonDadda59]Not into "black guys", huh?
You ever consider- your personality, that's the shit she don't like? :confusedshrug:[/QUOTE]
*inserts another coleman*
Come on son.
[QUOTE=Just2McFly]*inserts another coleman*
Come on son.[/QUOTE]
So basically your type is "racists"? *inserts regular coleman* :coleman:
Not even Dr. Lovez himself, the great Fresh One, can overcome that.