In every sense of tbe word this post is pathetic.. Btw did not read past 2nd sentence.
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In every sense of tbe word this post is pathetic.. Btw did not read past 2nd sentence.
[QUOTE=K Xerxes]You should probably check that out. Could be priapism, which actually isn't a good thing.[/QUOTE]
Priapism is the opposite of a deflated boner though.
[QUOTE=dr.hee]Priapism is the opposite of a deflated boner though.[/QUOTE]
It sounded to me like a boner was his default state, and that 'LeBran threads' made it deflate.
[QUOTE=K Xerxes]It sounded to me like a boner was his default state, and that 'LeBran threads' made it deflate.[/QUOTE]
If he can deflate it with "LeBran threads", his default state would be called "being a ph@ggot".
Did not read. Anything about Kobe vs LeBron is childish bullshit. Grow up.
I stopped reading after he said Kobe makes players around him better.
OP
:facepalm :facepalm
[QUOTE=Bandito]1500+ words!!! Now this is paukesque!!!![/QUOTE]
No, that is Banditoesque considering it was completely your own work, you copying the text from around 15 random posts i made during a couple of days which you edited & then made a thread about quoting it as a "1500 word essay" is completely different from actually typing down 1500 words in one go & post it by yourself as OP did here....
Not like there is anything wrong with it anyways, as long as it is rational & objective context.... The very extremly few mature basketball minds that exist here appreciate such thorough assessments... Kblaze makes those "1500 word essays" all the time.... if its interesting, rational, it works.... which OP's is not unfortunately, its the complete opposite, i stopped reading at "Kobe makes his teammates better".... having that at the very first paragraph was great since we know we dont dont have to waste time reading the rest of the delusion.
[IMG]http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2144943/kobewelp.gif[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/NjrwffZ.jpg[/IMG]
my goodness
LMAO
kobe smells like dirty asscrack
Im sure his breath smells like shit too
[QUOTE=Wavves][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/NjrwffZ.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
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Fixed...
[QUOTE=pauk][img]https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/802x640q90/833/h21z.png[/img]
Fixed...[/QUOTE]
:roll:
lol. pauk firing back
Phil Jackson is the only reason Kobe has any rings
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Read the whole thing. Only funny point I noted was the Kevin Love "Empty Stats" comparison. You should have started the essay with that. Everything else was recycled garbage. Get your act together 9er :facepalm
[QUOTE=red1]kobe smells like dirty asscrack[/QUOTE]
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Whoever says "didn't read" is lying. OP is mad? Maybe yall is mad too so stop pretending like yall "didn't read" what OP wrote. I don't care what yall think of Kobe or Lebron. They both are or were once NBA's golden boy. Meaning that their championship wins were already scripted and prepared ahead of time with the refs. It's all about marketing and sales of merchandise. Only difference is the league needed Wade, Bosh, Allen to complete Lebron's book.
[QUOTE=pauk][img]https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/802x640q90/833/h21z.png[/img]
Fixed...[/QUOTE]
I applaud that. Well done
[QUOTE=pauk][img]https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/802x640q90/833/h21z.png[/img]
Fixed...[/QUOTE]
:oldlol:
kobe might not be the GOAT but hes damn close, op makes great points and already is a better poster than any bran stan ever was, faith in this basketball board restored :applause: :applause: :applause:
[QUOTE=Bandito]1500+ words!!! Now this is paukesque!!!![/QUOTE]
Do you remember? In the thread earlier, OP asked "explain who pauk is" and then someone linked the essay.
This guy read Pauk's essay, and copied his game completely. Very Kobe-esque :applause:
Lol having speak on my phone is great. Listened the whole 1500 word monster and had way too many laughs. Thanks for making my night.
Saying if the refs called charges and fouls Lebron would only average 10ppg and then saying he is in the top 15 all time. Like c'mon man
:biggums:
SHUT THE FVCK UP OP
[QUOTE=orange_chicken]Whoever says "didn't read" is lying. OP is mad? Maybe yall is mad too so stop pretending like yall "didn't read" what OP wrote. I don't care what yall think of Kobe or Lebron. They both are or were once NBA's golden boy. Meaning that their championship wins were already scripted and prepared ahead of time with the refs. It's all about marketing and sales of merchandise. Only difference is the league needed Wade, Bosh, Allen to complete Lebron's book.[/QUOTE]
GOAT mad. :lol
[QUOTE=pauk][img]https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/802x640q90/833/h21z.png[/img]
Fixed...[/QUOTE]
LOL.