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[QUOTE=UK2K]For real.
I actually hold my morning shit UNTIL I get to work simply for the 15 minute break, and to get paid while doing it. No sense in waking up 15 minutes early to accommodate for poopy time if I can do it at work.[/QUOTE]
hell yeah it's like an hour and 15 minutes of getting paid to shit a week :cheers:
[QUOTE=UK2K]What do you mean it's not on purpose?
You just got finished taking a huge poopy... is your next step not always to wipe then flush?
Its not like you just 'forget'. It has to be done intentionally.[/QUOTE]
people have other things on their mind. it's not inconceivable to think that someone forgot to flush. it's more believable than the idea of someone purposely leaving their shit there. like why? for what?
[QUOTE=UK2K]
Anyone ever done this? If so, what's the justification?[/QUOTE]
they don't want to touch the handle
I've done this after pissing...if the urinal doesn't have a motion sensor, then my piss isn't getting flushed, simple as that.
Shit is a different story though, that's rude to the point I'll touch the handle.
[QUOTE=~primetime~]they don't want to touch the handle
[B]I've done this after pissing...if the urinal doesn't have a motion sensor, then my piss isn't getting flushed, simple as that.
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Shit is a different story though, that's rude to the point I'll touch the handle.[/QUOTE]
That is acceptable. Guy code.
If anything, you can kick the handle on a toilet to flush it if its that gross.
[QUOTE=UK2K]That is acceptable. Guy code.
If anything, you can kick the handle on a toilet to flush it if its that gross.[/QUOTE]
yep I've used my feet to flush before
I won't grab the door handles either, gotta kick those open...public urinals are disgusting, I try to get in and out without touching anything at all if that is possible.
[QUOTE=SugarHill]people have other things on their mind. it's not inconceivable to think that someone forgot to flush. it's more believable than the idea of someone purposely leaving their shit there. like why? for what?[/QUOTE]
Forget to flush? I just don't understand that mentality.
You would have to be doing something that requires a hell of a lot of attention to drop a log, wipe your butt, pull your pants up, buckle your belt and then just wander off. Isn't taking a dump pretty ritualistic for most people? When I'm at work, I even do courtesy flushes so that the whole area doesn't smell like feces.
It's just common decency.
[QUOTE=~primetime~]yep I've used my feet to flush before
I won't grab the door handles either, gotta kick those open...public urinals are disgusting, I try to get in and out without touching anything at all if that is possible.[/QUOTE]
Who the fcuk uses urinals? They splash piss on your pants.
[QUOTE=~primetime~]they don't want to touch the handle
I've done this after pissing...if the urinal doesn't have a motion sensor, then my piss isn't getting flushed, simple as that.
Shit is a different story though, that's rude to the point I'll touch the handle.[/QUOTE]
shit is rude
piss all over the toilet is even worse imo
[QUOTE=SugarHill]shit is rude
piss all over the toilet is even worse imo[/QUOTE]
I think we've located the culprit, guys.
1. Says it is possible to "forget" to dispose of your logs after dropping one.
2. Thinks piss is worse than sh!t. (who thinks that?)
SugarHill is one of them.
[QUOTE=RedBlackAttack]Forget to flush? I just don't understand that mentality.
You would have to be doing something that requires a hell of a lot of attention to drop a log, wipe your butt, pull your pants up, buckle your belt and then just wander off. Isn't taking a dump pretty ritualistic for most people? When I'm at work, I even do courtesy flushes so that the whole area doesn't smell like feces.
It's just common decency.[/QUOTE]
That's the thing. The idea that someone would knowingly just walk out without flushing is even more bizarre to me.
[QUOTE=SugarHill]That's the thing. The idea that someone would knowingly just walk out without flushing is even more bizarre to me.[/QUOTE]
they don't want to touch the handle...simple as that
they understand they should flush, but they don't want to touch the handle
[QUOTE=RedBlackAttack]I think we've located the culprit, guys.
1. Says it is possible to "forget" to dispose of your logs after dropping one.
2. Thinks piss is worse than sh!t. (who thinks that?)
SugarHill is one of them.[/QUOTE]
Rank piss odour is arguably worse than shit. I'm serious. Like it feels like your nose stings it's so bad. And yeah, piss all over the toilet seat is worse than shit there. Flush the turd. What are you going to do with the piss? toilet paper the seat (if you need to shit)....nah. you fvcking cut. I'm not using that toilet
[QUOTE=~primetime~]they don't want to touch the handle...simple as that
they understand they should flush, but they don't want to touch the handle[/QUOTE]
because using a toilet paper (if you're that much of a pvssy germaphobe) to touch the handle is so hard.
They're assholes
Once I saw a shit at least 17 inches long in the urinal at my community college... Skillfully done too, it climbed up the back in an L shape, and stuck to it as if it was meant to be there. Could you imagine if someone walked in on the guy as he did it? Did he swoop down, or up? A professor ended up walking in as well while I was cracking up about it, and immediately was like "Oh what the ****" and walked out.
Another time I walked into a little study area at my college on the second floor, which has a beautiful view of the pond we have... Just two other people, a younger guy my age reading a book, and a middle aged man watching a cubs game. After about 2 minutes of studying the middle aged guy casually whipped out a voice recorder, and started detailing how "wonderful" it was to "have a soft tip of a young man in my mouth. Slowly feeling it get harder", and a bunch of other disturbingly inappropriate things to say in public. After which, he had a 20 minute argument on the phone with his mother about the weather...Then every single last detail of his day, step by step. The other guy looked at me terrified during all this and left, but I had to stay. And managed to record some of his ramblings. Which unfortunately missed the parts where he talked about me "The sexy young man trying to become a firefighter listening in ever so intently." Mother ****er knew what was up, and got off on it. Eventually he left, and not too long after my ride came. But before going to the car, I made a quick stop to the bathroom on the first floor, where low and behold he happened to be. He looked at me and smirked, walked into the stall and said " Mhmm, I'm going to ****ing kill you, burn out your eyes" *proceeds to violently shit, sounding as if it's partially missing
[QUOTE=jongib369]Once I saw a shit at least 17 inches long in the urinal at my community college... Skillfully done too, it climbed up the back in an L shape, and stuck to it as if it was meant to be there. Could you imagine if someone walked in on the guy as he did it? Did he swoop down, or up? A professor ended up walking in as well while I was cracking up about it, and immediately was like "Oh what the ****" and walked out.
Another time I walked into a little study area at my college on the second floor, which has a beautiful view of the pond we have... Just two other people, a younger guy my age reading a book, and a middle aged man watching a cubs game. After about 2 minutes of studying the middle aged guy casually whipped out a voice recorder, and started detailing how "wonderful" it was to "have a soft tip of a young man in his mouth. Slowly feeling it get harder", and a bunch of other disturbing inappropriate things to say in public. After which, he had a 20 minute argument on the phone with his mother about the weather...Then every single last detail of his day, step by step. The other guy looked at me terrified during all this and left, but I had to stay. And managed to record some of his ramblings. Which unfortunately missed the parts where he talked about me "The sexy young man trying to become a firefighter listening in ever so intently." Mother ****er knew what was up, and got off on it. Eventually he left, and not too long after my ride came. But before going to the car, I made a quick stop to the bathroom on the first floor, where low and behold he happened to be. He looked at me and smirked, walked into the stall and said " Mhmm, I'm going to ****ing kill you, burn out your eyes" *proceeds to violently shit, sounding as if it's partially missing[/QUOTE]
:biggums:
[QUOTE=jongib369]Once I saw a shit at least 17 inches long in the urinal at my community college... Skillfully done too, it climbed up the back in an L shape, and stuck to it as if it was meant to be there. Could you imagine if someone walked in on the guy as he did it? Did he swoop down, or up? A professor ended up walking in as well while I was cracking up about it, and immediately was like "Oh what the ****" and walked out.
Another time I walked into a little study area at my college on the second floor, which has a beautiful view of the pond we have... Just two other people, a younger guy my age reading a book, and a middle aged man watching a cubs game. After about 2 minutes of studying the middle aged guy casually whipped out a voice recorder, and started detailing how "wonderful" it was to "have a soft tip of a young man in his mouth. Slowly feeling it get harder", and a bunch of other disturbing inappropriate things to say in public. After which, he had a 20 minute argument on the phone with his mother about the weather...Then every single last detail of his day, step by step. The other guy looked at me terrified during all this and left, but I had to stay. And managed to record some of his ramblings. Which unfortunately missed the parts where he talked about me "The sexy young man trying to become a firefighter listening in ever so intently." Mother ****er knew what was up, and got off on it. Eventually he left, and not too long after my ride came. But before going to the car, I made a quick stop to the bathroom on the first floor, where low and behold he happened to be. He looked at me and smirked, walked into the stall and said " Mhmm, I'm going to ****ing kill you, burn out your eyes" *proceeds to violently shit, sounding as if it's partially missing[/QUOTE]
wtf
[QUOTE=BasedTom]Do ppl really shit in public? I've never taken a shit outside of my residence except when travelling. And it's not out of some desperate holding it in type thing, I mean I've never felt even close to physiologically having to go.[/QUOTE]
This is a basketball site breh. A lot of "diversity" here you feel me
[QUOTE=SugarHill]because using a toilet paper (if you're that much of a pvssy germaphobe) to touch the handle is so hard.
They're assholes[/QUOTE]
yes it is some very selfish shit to do...literally
[QUOTE=outbreak]I don't really feel the need to either, we don't have urinals at my work though so it's all shared.
I used to work with a tight ass who told me he would hold it in at home because if he waited until work to go he would save money on toilet paper :roll:
Every morning he'd be busting to take a shit when he got to work.[/QUOTE]
My canadien mate does that too. "I'm getting paid to take a shit, man" Yeah, but it's fvcking gross
[QUOTE=RedBlackAttack]I think we've located the culprit, guys.
1. Says it is possible to "forget" to dispose of your logs after dropping one.
2. Thinks piss is worse than sh!t. (who thinks that?)
SugarHill is one of them.[/QUOTE]
people shit on the street in his country
It can't be helped :(
[QUOTE=UK2K]For real.
I actually hold my morning shit UNTIL I get to work simply for the 15 minute break, and to get paid while doing it. No sense in waking up 15 minutes early to accommodate for poopy time if I can do it at work.[/QUOTE]
:lol Me to. Do this once each work day and you're getting roughly 60 hours of pay per year for pooping alone.
[QUOTE=~primetime~]they don't want to touch the handle
I've done this after pissing...if the urinal doesn't have a motion sensor, then my piss isn't getting flushed, simple as that.
Shit is a different story though, that's rude to the point I'll touch the handle.[/QUOTE]
Wrap your hand in toilet paper before touching anything, including taps
[QUOTE=Cactus-Sack]Wrap your hand in toilet paper before touching anything, including taps[/QUOTE]
...or you could just thoroughly wash your hands after taking care of business. The door handle getting out of the bathroom is more of a threat than the toilet handle.
That's what the sink is there for.
[QUOTE=RedBlackAttack]wtf[/QUOTE]
I really don't know dude
[QUOTE=RedBlackAttack]...or you could just thoroughly wash your hands after taking care of business. The door handle getting out of the bathroom is more of a threat than the toilet handle.
That's what the sink is there for.[/QUOTE]
You touch door handles? :roll:
You either use paper towel to open the door, do a creative *open door, hold it with your foot while leaning back and washing your hands*manoeuvre or wait for someone else to enter/exit
To any assholes who wouldn't flush their god damn shit because of the "I don't want to touch the handle" excuse.
You've got shoes on. Kick or press the god damn handle down with your shoe dickhead it's not a sophisticated mechanism.
I swear if I ever caught someone in the act of exiting a stall while tightening their belt with a smile and shit is clearly still in that toilet only an intervention from god himself could stop me from force-plunging their smugly clean hands into the same filthy waters they so selfishly left for other people to deal with. They will flush their shit as I smash their face repeatedly into the flush handle to make sure every last drop of shit exits the toilet properly. Anyone guilty out there who is caught by me will regret the day they decided it was a good idea to just leave their shit for the world to deal with because their precious skin is above touching the toilets their ass shits in.
This is years of pent up rage behind this. Other people are out there like me. Let this be a warning to any would-be shit vandals. Don't do it. You don't want to be caught.
The worst shit ever is when you walk into a restroom and there's piss all over the seat and such. Who does that? How many of you piss all over the seat at your houses?
[QUOTE=Cactus-Sack]Wrap your hand in toilet paper before touching anything, including taps[/QUOTE]
Overkill don't you think?
What are you afraid to catch, someone's cancer? :lol
a lot of public restroom doors are knobless anyway
[QUOTE=jongib369]Once I saw a shit at least 17 inches long in the urinal at my community college... Skillfully done too, it climbed up the back in an L shape, and stuck to it as if it was meant to be there. Could you imagine if someone walked in on the guy as he did it? Did he swoop down, or up? A professor ended up walking in as well while I was cracking up about it, and immediately was like "Oh what the ****" and walked out.
Another time I walked into a little study area at my college on the second floor, which has a beautiful view of the pond we have... Just two other people, a younger guy my age reading a book, and a middle aged man watching a cubs game. After about 2 minutes of studying the middle aged guy casually whipped out a voice recorder, and started detailing how "wonderful" it was to "have a soft tip of a young man in my mouth. Slowly feeling it get harder", and a bunch of other disturbingly inappropriate things to say in public. After which, he had a 20 minute argument on the phone with his mother about the weather...Then every single last detail of his day, step by step. The other guy looked at me terrified during all this and left, but I had to stay. And managed to record some of his ramblings. Which unfortunately missed the parts where he talked about me "The sexy young man trying to become a firefighter listening in ever so intently." Mother ****er knew what was up, and got off on it. Eventually he left, and not too long after my ride came. But before going to the car, I made a quick stop to the bathroom on the first floor, where low and behold he happened to be. He looked at me and smirked, walked into the stall and said " Mhmm, I'm going to ****ing kill you, burn out your eyes" *proceeds to violently shit, sounding as if it's partially missing[/QUOTE]
Okay we can't just act like this story wasn't wildly disturbing.
Where is this recording?!
[QUOTE=oh the horror][B]The worst shit ever is when you walk into a restroom and there's piss all over the seat and such.[/B] Who does that? How many of you piss all over the seat at your houses?[/QUOTE]
it's sadly common
the weird stuff is missing entirely. once I walked into a stall and someone had shat directly next to the toilet and onto the floor- I mean it was nestled under the bowl shape and shit.
some people are just beyond saving
[QUOTE=oh the horror]Okay we can't just act like this story wasn't wildly disturbing.
Where is this recording?![/QUOTE]
Right. I second this request.
[QUOTE=BasedTom]it's sadly common
the weird stuff is missing entirely. once I walked into a stall and someone had shat directly next to the toilet and onto the floor- I mean it was nestled under the bowl shape and shit.
some people are just beyond saving[/QUOTE]
Ever been to filthy bar toilets that you can't imagine anyone ever even wanting to take a shit in?
Was at a bar and saw the toilet seat lifted and resting up against the water tank as if the toilet were just there strictly for pissing use. Normal right? But mushed between the toilet seat and the toilets tank was a MASSIVE piece of moist smelly shit. Someone had shit on the toilet seat in a crowded public bar, and then proceeded to lift the filthy toilet lid weighed down by a pound of their own fresh shit, and press it firmly into the toilet tank. Like how someone would seal an envelope with a piece of gum. And this toilet had no stall doors - anyone who walked in would have seen this person shitting onto the toilet seat and/or pressing the shit into the toilet tank.
It smelled awful too. It was fresh when I saw it, under an hour old.
If I am using an infrequently used restroom I will typically just stand at the entrance and piss. I ain't actually entering unless I have to
[QUOTE=oh the horror]Okay we can't just act like this story wasn't wildly disturbing.
Where is this recording?![/QUOTE]
[url]https://youtu.be/_lFh-KMwJas[/url]
[url]https://youtu.be/4cdKqHxV5jM[/url]
After looking over an old conversation I had about it he also made racist comments, but I forgot what they were. Pressed his thumb into his nose repeatedly, making this weird fart like sound, I think he was draining it.
"Mother you better apologize to me. I could be in bed right now"
*edit
Unfortunately I missed the best parts, didn't have much power at the time.
[QUOTE=Cactus-Sack]If I am using an infrequently used restroom I will typically just stand at the entrance and piss. I ain't actually entering unless I have to[/QUOTE]
Piss into what
[QUOTE=CavaliersFTW]Piss into what[/QUOTE]
The restroom
[QUOTE=Cactus-Sack]The restroom[/QUOTE]
No you don't, now you're just trying to get attention.
[QUOTE=jongib369][url]https://youtu.be/_lFh-KMwJas[/url]
[url]https://youtu.be/4cdKqHxV5jM[/url]
After looking over an old conversation I had about it he also made racist comments, but I forgot what they were. Pressed his thumb into his nose repeatedly, making this weird fart like sound, I think he was draining it.
"Mother you better apologize to me. I could be in bed right now"
*edit
Unfortunately I missed the best parts, didn't have much power at the time.[/QUOTE]
Well, that was pretty much exactly the way you described it. The guy sounds mentally disturbed.
We may finally have an answer to OP. This recording captures the kind of person who leaves giant mounds of feces and toilet paper without flushing. He sounds like a real gem. :biggums:
Out of curiosity, when he said he was about to "destroy you" and "burn out your eyes," was he talking to you or the toilet? That part was a bit unclear.
[QUOTE=oh the horror]The worst shit ever is when you walk into a restroom and there's piss all over the seat and such. Who does that? How many of you piss all over the seat at your houses?[/QUOTE]
when i was little i used to be such a dickhead and piss on all the toilet paper in the restrooms lol