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[QUOTE=mjbulls23][I]"I am not a role model. I am not paid to be a role model. I am paid to wreak havoc on the basketball court. Parents should be rolemodels. Just because I dunk a basketball, doesn't mean I should raise your kids." [/I]
-Charles Barkley[/QUOTE]
That's just telling like it is and is the truth. That is why I love Charles (Now that he is retired).
[QUOTE=Richie2k6][i]"We're going to turn his team around 360 degrees."[/i]
[b]-Jason Kidd[/b][/QUOTE]
:wtf: :oldlol: :roll: :applause:
whoooo that was some funny ****!
[QUOTE=mjbulls23][I]"I am not a role model. I am not paid to be a role model. I am paid to wreak havoc on the basketball court. Parents should be rolemodels. Just because I dunk a basketball, doesn't mean I should raise your kids." [/I]
-Charles Barkley[/QUOTE]
It's true.
[QUOTE=mjbulls23][I]"I am not a role model. I am not paid to be a role model. I am paid to wreak havoc on the basketball court. Parents should be rolemodels. Just because I dunk a basketball, doesn't mean I should raise your kids." [/I]
-Charles Barkley[/QUOTE]
This is one of the best quotes ever by a pro athlete.
[QUOTE=hito da god]"we talkin bout practice.... practice"
as a player, i found that to be one of the most ridiculous things i've ever heard[/QUOTE]
"We talkin' bout free throws! Free throws!" -D-WHISTLE
Just remembered this, and I don't think this is dumb, in fact, I think it's one of the best quotes ever, but it was controversial, so.....
"Good game, both teams played hard."
-Rasheed Wallace
[QUOTE]"I ain't no dumb-ass n----- out here. I'm not like a whole bunch of these young boys out here who get caught up and captivated into the league.
"No. I see behind the lines. I see behind the false screens. I know what this business is all about. I know the commissioner of this league makes more than three-quarters of the players in this league."
"That's why they're drafting all these high school cats, because they come into the league and they don't know no better. They don't know no better, and they don't know the real business, and they don't see behind the charade."[/QUOTE]
Rasheed Wallace in December 2003
[QUOTE]"What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning."[/QUOTE]
Shaquille O'Neal
[QUOTE]"It was like my best friend in America."[/QUOTE]
Andris Biedrins, talking about his Porsche Cayenne SUV, which was totaled when he was rear-ended
[QUOTE]"Anytime you bring Michael Olowokandi on to your team, disaster is soon to follow." [/QUOTE]
Bill Walton
[QUOTE]"I'm telling you, Darko is a Serbian gangster. Darko's got some bodies back there [in Serbia-Montenegro]. He can go psycho on guys."[/QUOTE]
Rasheed Wallace
[QUOTE]"He's not 20 years old. No way. I'm going to have to see a birth certificate or something."[/QUOTE]
Antawn Jamison, on LeBron James
[QUOTE]"I think the team that wins Game 5 will win the series. Unless we lose Game 5." [/QUOTE]
Charles Barkley
[QUOTE]"I'm like President Bush. Nobody likes me, nobody respects me, but everyone votes for me."[/QUOTE]
Shaquille O'Neal
The major ones have already been covered. This interview by Steph isn't controversial, but it's so dumb as to be almost unbelievable. Dude had to be high:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vwa7L3n3nxQ[/url]
Courtesy of Steph "trees" Marbury. :oldlol:
seriously, I don't get the Jason Kidd quote.
[QUOTE=Jimmy2k8]seriously, I don't get the Jason Kidd quote.[/QUOTE]
If you go 360 degree you're back to where you begin. He meant to say he wanted to turn this team around.
And the quote should say "this" instead of "his"
So the correct line would be "I'm going to turn this team around 180 degrees".
[QUOTE=Jimmy2k8]seriously, I don't get the Jason Kidd quote.[/QUOTE]
Going 360 degrees will get you back to where you originally started. The Mavs were the joke of the league, so Kidd was saying "We suck, so I'll turn this franchise 360 degrees and we'll still suck".
This one is pretty funny...
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMkibML2zrY&feature=related[/url]
what's with the rasheed quote? i think i didn't get it..
[QUOTE=StroShow4][IMG]http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/topstory/sports/sprewell_latrell0516.jpg[/IMG]
"how am i supposed to feed my family?"[/QUOTE]
I remember that. So stupid, yet so funny:oldlol:
I thought this thread deserved a bump, a favourite of mine from a while back
[QUOTE]"Some things you just can't question. Like you can't question why two plus two is four. So don't question it, don't try to look it up. I don't know who made it, all I know is it was put in my head that two plus two is four. So certain things happen. Why does it rain? Why am I so sexy? I don't know."[/QUOTE]
- Shaquille O'Neal
[QUOTE]"Mick Jagger is in better shape than far too many NBA players. It's up in the air whether the same can be said of Keith Richards." [/QUOTE]
- Bill Walton
[QUOTE]"I told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care."[/QUOTE]
- Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player
[QUOTE] "We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play."[/QUOTE]
- Pat Williams, Orlando Magic general manager, on his team's 7-27 record in 1992
[QUOTE]"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious."[/QUOTE]
- Charles Shackleford
[QUOTE]"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds."[/QUOTE]
- Wilt Chamberlain
I don't think I've seen a commentator hold as big of what is seemingly a personal grudge in any sport period as I have with Walton and Candy-Man. Seriously, what's the story behind this? He would routinely diss that guy like he slapped his mama on the ass or something.
[QUOTE]"I told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care."
-Frank Layden[/QUOTE]
Hehe. That was great.
[QUOTE=kidachi][SIZE="4"]SHAQ: i'm just trying to play the fu[COLOR="Black"]ckin[/COLOR]g game man..
REPORTER: we're on-air shaq..
SHAQ: i don't give f[COLOR="Black"]u[/COLOR]ck![/SIZE][/QUOTE]
Shaq: "For everyone who wonders why the league is losing money, that's why. People pay good money to see these athletes play and they try and take over the ****ing game."
[I]Reporter: "Shaq, we're on live."[/I]
Shaq: "I don't give a ****."
[I]Reporter: "I know."[/I]
[QUOTE=Manute for Ever!]
"Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious." - Charles Shackleford[/QUOTE]
Haha, classic.
[QUOTE=Richie2k6][i]"We're going to turn his team around 360 degrees."[/i]
[b]-Jason Kidd[/b][/QUOTE]
hahaha:roll:
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