Things We Have Done In Real Life That We Wouldnt Tell Anyone Else

[QUOTE=LongLiveTheKing]Why didnt you help them?
If this is true[/QUOTE]
I was like 12 and f*cking scared

[QUOTE=JohnFreeman]Saw a kid getting raped and I ran off[/QUOTE]

Is it bad I legit LOL'd at this?

Silk you never said what that girl did after finding out her drawer is full of jizz, did she go berserk?

[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]Is it bad I legit LOL'd at this?[/QUOTE]
yes, it was Silkk. but i am sure you know for yourself that you are a bad person:oldlol: :oldlol:

[QUOTE=Graviton]Silk you never said what that girl did after finding out her drawer is full of jizz, did she go berserk?[/QUOTE]

Honestly, I never heard anything else about it, dude. I am sure she noticed, but maybe didn't want word let out about it? Than again, I only shot one load. It's not like I stayed in there all night coating her dresser drawer in *** :oldlol:

[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]Honestly, I never heard anything else about it, dude. I am sure she noticed, but maybe didn't want word let out about it? Than again, I only shot one load. It's not like I stayed in there all night coating her dresser drawer in *** :oldlol:[/QUOTE]
I pictured a whole drawer full of hot milkshake. You disappoint me Silk, you shoulda gone back for Round 2 and 3.

[QUOTE=Graviton]I pictured a whole drawer full of hot milkshake. You disappoint me Silk, you shoulda gone back for Round 2 and 3.[/QUOTE]

Dude, I was literally sweating just the first time I did it. The rush of doing it definitely got me off. But at the same time you still had that nervous tension that someone was going to try and open the door the whole time.

[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]Dude, I was literally sweating just the first time I did it. The rush of doing it definitely got me off. But at the same time you still had that nervous tension that someone was going to try and open the door the whole time.[/QUOTE]
That's how I felt when I went on the computer and jacked off in someone else's house. Every moment thinking someone is about to open the door and be like WHAT THE ****.

That I post on ish

I once pissed on a dead squirrel for about 30-40 seconds straight. When I was done I just stood there and stared at the drenched corpse for about 10 minutes.

[QUOTE=Jello]You guys are ****ing strange people. The worst I've done is probably watch animal porn.[/QUOTE]

This post killed me :roll: :lol

I've never told anyone this, but a few years ago I was drunk and horny so I meet with a prostitute in a motel. I give her the money as I walk in, the agreement was only a BJ, but I convinced her for a full service without any charge, after I finish I see the money on the counter, I start to make small talk with her so I can distract her while I quietly snatch my money back. I grab the money and leave the motel and gtfo of there. I then receive a text from her calling me an ass****.

I'm not proud of it but shit happens.

what kind of sick wierdo gives his number to a prostitute :facepalm

[QUOTE=cos88]what kind of sick wierdo gives his number to a prostitute :facepalm[/QUOTE]

You have to call them if you want to set something up? :confusedshrug:

like a ' hello i will be there on friday 6:00 for a BJ ' appointment ? :eek: