starbright, starlight, starface...

[QUOTE=ArbitraryWater;13841240]look at the first page, only ISH legends and OG's[/QUOTE]

Lol, I was on that first page. I'll accept the legend status call out

The one and only is back?

Dude kept on bumping threads and raving about retiring but still lurks lmao.

[QUOTE=Tito Beasley;4372636]A week from today I'm going to participate in a clinical trial that'll pay me 7.2k for a 17 day stay. in fact while i'm there i'm going to launch a website with a ton of different stuff (analyzing california's political candidates, blogging about sports related stuff, some other things).

my parents also help me with living expenses because they're supportive of what I'm trying to do, and I also saved them all that money they saved up for college by not actually going for more than a year.

i also just go on craigslist and find stuff to make a quick few bucks. a lot of the tv shows and gameshows that tape during the weekday out here pay you to go sit in the audience for a few hours, so i do that once in a while. if you're intelligent, articulate, and presentable and you look around, you can find ways to make money out here.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Tito Beasley;4372763]yeah its cause you have to have 17 days in a row available to stay overnight, but have to pass an alcohol, drug, nicotine, and general health screen so you cant just be some bum off the street, and then of course you have to get stuck with a needle once a day for a blood draw and of course there's "technically" a risk involved to an investigational drug (this one's for an asthma medication, which coincidentally i have anyway) but this isn't some underground lab testing crazy stuff the way most people probably picture it. [B]these take place constantly around the country, i've done about a dozen since getting out of college[/B], the facilities are state of the art, big screen tv's, recliners, ping pong tables, etc. etc.[/QUOTE]

Starface made a living as a guinea pig for drug companies. You can't make this stuff up.

[QUOTE=Off the Court;14416744]Starface made a living as a guinea pig for drug companies. You can't make this stuff up.[/QUOTE]

well that answers a lot of questions about the origin of his mental illnesses.

Imagine sitting there every day, [I]literally thirsting for my attention.[/I]

Trying to provoke me with cringey gimmick accounts, or in Alan’s case, just being his usual manchild self.

It’s mirror-check time, boys.

Go take a look, and BE HONEST.

add paranoia to one of the side effects of whatever drug he's trying out now.

[QUOTE=highwhey;14417061]add paranoia to one of the side effects of whatever drug he's trying out now.[/QUOTE]

I find you extremely annoying and unlikable, and I basically straight up ignore you as best I can, yet you still bring me up on a regular basis because you want me to interact with you.

You are lonely as fvck, Alan. Lonely as FCVK.

That’s not my problem.

You’re embarrassing yourself badly. Good luck with that.

one comment set you off, jeeze dude. i feel bad now.

[QUOTE=FultzNationRISE;14417062]I find you extremely annoying and unlikable, and I basically straight up ignore you as best I can, yet you still bring me up on a regular basis because you want me to interact with you.

You are lonely as fvck, Alan. Lonely as FCVK.

That’s not my problem.

You’re embarrassing yourself badly. Good luck with that.[/QUOTE]

Magnus vs. Nepo who u got

[QUOTE=FultzNationRISE;14417062]I find you extremely annoying and unlikable, and I basically straight up ignore you as best I can, yet you still bring me up on a regular basis because you want me to interact with you.

You are lonely as fvck, Alan. Lonely as FCVK.

That’s not my problem.

You’re embarrassing yourself badly. Good luck with that.[/QUOTE]

:roll:

[QUOTE=MrFonzworth;14417089]Magnus vs. Nepo who u got[/QUOTE]
Almost read this as magnus vs. necro lmfao

[QUOTE=MrFonzworth;14417089]Magnus vs. Nepo who u got[/QUOTE]

Why are you asking me that?

Edit: I meant "him."

[QUOTE=jstern;14417131]Why are you asking me that?

Edit: I meant "him."[/QUOTE]
:roll:

[QUOTE=jstern;14417131]Why are you asking me that?

Edit: I meant "him."[/QUOTE]

this is the first semi funny post you have posted. i didn't think you had any self awareness considering your "condition".