dougs artsy sister was sexy cute. patti had a nasty voice to, some hillbilly beanpole if you ask me.
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dougs artsy sister was sexy cute. patti had a nasty voice to, some hillbilly beanpole if you ask me.
Chikkabahhbahh Chikka Chikka Bah Bah!
*woof Woof*
Nobody had a shot with Patti, she was into beastiality and ended up banging the realist pimp of the entire town...Porkchop.
Doug turned into even more of a nerd and was put into an insane asylem in Muscatine for attempting to commit suicide by jumping off the roof of his school while dressed as Quail Man. He said he was trying to save Mr. Dink from the newly turned evil Silver Skeeter. Doctor's say that Doug viewed his former best friend Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentine as an evil super villan because he lost his virginity in a three some that included Patti Mayonnaise and Doug's dog Porkchop in Doug's very own room while they forced Doug to write everything that he saw in this sexcapade in his journal.
Doug is now 29 and the only time he has gotten off was when he wacked off into his pillow case while screaming, "SUPERSPORT! SUPERSPORT!"
*Supersport was the side kick of Quailman and was based off Patti.
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Doug is now 29 and the only time he has gotten off was when he wacked off into his pillow case while screaming, "SUPERSPORT! SUPERSPORT!"
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i heard that he is a semi-reformed smack addict (he's moved onto methadone) and is hanging out with macaulay caulkin in greenwich village a whole lot. skeeter transitioned into porn productions, and his trademark move is a conflation of 3/4 of his name and the chick's hair.
[quote=HisJoeness]Nah dude, [B]Beebe had this waifish, coke addict look going on.[/B] I guess reasonable minds will have to differ on this one.
Anyway, I feel the debate is moot anyway. I thought Doug was lame. I mean looked at the way he followed Patti around and she always took the time out to diss him. Doug didn't have enough game to bag either of them anyway.
Just my two cents.[/quote]Patty was not exactly voluptuous herself. She like Walmart discount heroin chic.
lol i remember this thread. never knew they showed doug outside of canada.. :lol
the waffle stomper>
[QUOTE=Dasher]Patty was not exactly voluptuous herself. She like Walmart discount heroin chic.[/QUOTE]
:oldlol:
Disney's version of "Doug" blew ass.
yeh i never watched disney doug because they changed dougs voice and he sounded even dorkier and it was a bad show. Is this thread reminding anyone else of hey arnold?
Lila would get it
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I love this thread. It really makes me smile how much people analyze the characters. I miss Doug and the old Nickelodeon shows. Do you guys remember ,"Are you afraid of the dark?", "Alex Mack", "Legends of the Hidden Temple", "Bug Juice"? I miss these shows!!!
Skeeter was the realest n[COLOR="Black"]ig[/COLOR]ga in that show
[QUOTE=Dasher]Uglier than Patty? Homie, you need to get your eyes checked, and she did not have the body of an athlete.[/QUOTE]
Dude, Patti was the token athletic girl on that show. She was good at every sport the school supported and thensome.