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I jack off about 1000 to 1500 times a month.. its my primary form of communication. However I never jack off if im having a conversation with someone and specifically not if im hanging with friend(s).
If I do it will be limited like if its my wife or work.. but even then, it quickly takes a backseat.
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WTF.
HOld that sh!t in jeez.
The Samurais never did it.
I really like salty jizz tho. Tells me that the guy I was lucky enuff to blow is rich enough to consume a good dose of celery. Which is what Peter North consumes 3 bundles of to keep the cumsh0ts going long and strong.
[I]*writes down celery on grocery list[/I]
[QUOTE=-playmaker-][I]*writes down celery on grocery list[/I][/QUOTE]
Since you have your pen and handy dandy notebook out; here's some other.
Cayenne pepper increases blood-flow thus resulting in bigger erections.
Pineapple and berries help the flavor of semen.
Beef, eggs, any animal flesh, brazil nuts, olive oil, and fish oil increase testosterone levels.
A supplement called L-Arginine is a precursor to NO (Nitric Oxide), which will have your erection long and strong and ready to get that friction on.
Ginseng and gingko biloba are nice for general health.
Vit C and E in conjunction help reduce stress to the body quite fast. Reload your sh!t in fifteen minutes like you waz a teen.
Good luck bro. I hope you get a son one of these days. You are loved and respected by all.
[QUOTE=JEFFERSON MONEY]Since you have your pen and handy dandy notebook out; here's some other.
Cayenne pepper increases blood-flow thus resulting in bigger erections.
Pineapple and berries help the flavor of semen.
Beef, eggs, any animal flesh, brazil nuts, olive oil, and fish oil increase testosterone levels.
A supplement called L-Arginine is a precursor to NO (Nitric Oxide), which will have your erection long and strong and ready to get that friction on.
Ginseng and gingko biloba are nice for general health.
Vit C and E in conjunction help reduce stress to the body quite fast. Reload your sh!t in fifteen minutes like you waz a teen.
Good luck bro. I hope you get a son one of these days. You are loved and respected by all.[/QUOTE]
not sure I want a son I just like spraying...lol
but thank you good sir...you have much knowledge!!!...(seriously)
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[QUOTE=Stuckey]lol i use to do that too, jack off, have a smoke, shower then sleep, dont care if roommate is in room or not[/QUOTE]
I dont have a problem jacking off in front of a roomie either
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[QUOTE=EleganceD]damn, am i the only one who gets tired of this? it's like everyone's constantly jacking off nowadays and it's almost impossible to hang out with someone in a one-on-one situation. just yesterday i was hanging out with my roommate (and very close friend) and he had just started watching porn like two days ago and he spent almost the entire time jacking off on his phone.
like we were playing pool and we'd have to pause for him to finish jacking off so he could shoot. and later in the car it was impossible to have any kind of conversation because he was on his phone the entire time. it's cool if you wanna watch porn, but jacking off from like 12 pm to 2 am constantly when you're around someone else is really rude.
i guess i'm just bitching, but it's pretty frustrating. anyone else experience this? :confusedshrug:[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Stuckey]lol i use to do that too, jack off, have a smoke, shower then sleep, dont care if roommate is in room or not[/QUOTE]
Woah dude, not cool :lol Im pretty sure the OP is joking.
U know when u watch a youtube highlight video of lets sayfor example........Yao Ming...and it has some gay little music in the background,and YOU CAN JUST TELL, the video was made by a Chinese person.
Well...I got that same feeling when i read the op. That a Chinese had wrote it and described his experience. Anyone else got the same vibe??
Lmfao!
[QUOTE=CelticBaller]sounds like some one is traped in the closet!!!![/QUOTE]
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I'm jacking off while reading this thread. True story.