Did you hear the one about the award winning scarecrow?
He was outstanding in his field.
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Did you hear the one about the award winning scarecrow?
He was outstanding in his field.
Anyone up for the antijokes?
[QUOTE=Faptastrophe]Anyone up for the antijokes?[/QUOTE]
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust
What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff?
They were my friends
I'll take that as a yes.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dave.
Dave who?
Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra
What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels
And yes, SPK, your parents are going to be dishing out a whole lot of charity :D
Hey guys, here's one for you.
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[QUOTE=TheSilentKiller]What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels[/QUOTE]
this is my favorite joke of all time
:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
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I like my women how I like my coffee
Without a p[I]e[/I]nis.
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers
A horse walked into a bar. Several patrons got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.
[QUOTE=Faptastrophe]I like my women how I like my coffee
Without a p[I]e[/I]nis.[/QUOTE]
I like my coffee how I like my women
With extra cream