[QUOTE=Jasi]Father of 2 here.
Son is 2 and a half years old, daughter 1 month old.[/QUOTE]
Nice work! Congrats man
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[QUOTE=Jasi]Father of 2 here.
Son is 2 and a half years old, daughter 1 month old.[/QUOTE]
Nice work! Congrats man
:cheers:
Not a dad yet but I will be God willing come March.
How long before the doctor tells you boy or girl?
[QUOTE=DukeDelonte13]:cheers:
Not a dad yet but I will be God willing come March.
How long before the doctor tells you boy or girl?[/QUOTE]
Depends on whether or not your wife comes clean about the constant trains she gets run on her.
Getting my soon to be 2 year old (4 days) her own tablet for her birthday.
Two year olds having their own tablet.
What is this world coming too?
[QUOTE=hateraid]Get a Wii U. The tablet works the same as a regular tablet, plus it connect directly to TV for you to monitor, not to mention the bluray and other capabilities.
Also kids LOOOVVVEE Mario games. Instant babysitter[/QUOTE]
Dis man is tells the truth.
[QUOTE=D-FENS]Oh, damn. That sucks.
Mine is 2 weeks old, and just poops on me at the moment. This morning it was right before I left for work, yellow diarrhea all over a white shirt. I guess that teaches me to put on diapers loosely.
BTW, I'm Ced[/QUOTE]
Never been poop'd on, but during a road trip to Cali, my girl was changing our kid in the car at a rest stop, when a geyser of poop went all over her dress.
Been thrown up on over two dozen times though, and got peed on once when she got scared at a family members house...through a diaper we just put on.
Crappy Parent's Choice shit :facepalm
[QUOTE=DukeDelonte13]:cheers:
Not a dad yet but I will be God willing come March.
How long before the doctor tells you boy or girl?[/QUOTE]
5 month mark iirc
[QUOTE=qrich]Getting my soon to be 2 year old (4 days) her own tablet for her birthday.
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You're an awful parent.
[QUOTE=Cactus-Sack]You're an awful parent.[/QUOTE]
Stop being a dick. Once you have kids you'll realise commenting on someone else's parenting is moronic (unless the parent is sadistic)
MY workmate told me a funny poo story.
His wife was at CostCo with their baby, and holding him in a front carrier. she realised that her shirt was wet, and looked down. She had diarrhea all over her shirt, skirt, and a trail of it all along the floor behind her.
[QUOTE=Cactus-Sack]You're an awful parent.[/QUOTE]
Yes, getting a child a Leapfrog Tab full of games to help them get a head start on reading makes someone awful.
And, you know, the parents of little Alexis Martin are awful as well.
But hey, a troll's job is to comment on stuff he has no knowledge about, and you have succeeded :applause: