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WORST RAP[B] EVER[/B]!! BY THE WORST RAPPER[B] EVER[/B]!
Hook 1 - T-Pain]
Oooo she made us drinks, to drink
We drunk 'em, Got drunk
And then I think she thinks I'm cool
She gave me a wink, I winked back
And then I think that, we headed out something proper like...
[Chorus - T-Pain]
I like the bartender
(Oooo If you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the bar with her
(Uh-huh, Ok)
I like the bartender
(Yeah if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the bar with her
(Oooooh Uh-huh, Ok)
[QUOTE=HardTattooedThug]you kiddin me, square dance is a dope song, though that particular verse isn't the best.[/QUOTE]
i love the song, eminem is dope, but those lines just take away a lot of the credibility...
if you're listening to the song out loud, suddenly when those lines pop up it makes you look foolish
Bad:
Warren G. - 'What's Next'
[QUOTE]This DJ, he gets down
mixing records while he go round
to the Hip to the Hop you just dont stop
producing funky tracks till it makes you drop
conjunction junction, whats my function
I'm hookin up tracks so that ****** can function
its not Pete Rock or that ***** Dr. Dre
its this mutha****in ***** from around the way
the one who brings you styles on timesy, whymsy
thats why its so hard to find me
conduction, construction when I bust choo choo, bustas
its a must when I bust when I bust, I gotta come correct
the R to the E to the S-P-ect architect
yup ***** no I'm not tweakin
its one of the 16 minds that I'm speaking
the W-A the double R the E into the uhh
A-B-C-D-E-F to the mutha****in G
ooh **** as I flex I wrecks I checks
so whats next[/QUOTE]
Great:
GZA - 'Triumph'
[QUOTE]War of the masses, the outcome, disastrous
Many of the victim family save they ashes
A million names on walls engraved in plaques
Those who went back, received penalties for the axe
Another heart is torn as close ones mourn
Those who stray, ****** get slayed on the song[/QUOTE]
[B]Best[/B]
[I]Whoever said illegal was the easy way out couldn't understand the mechanics
And the workings of the underworld, granted
Nine to five is how to survive, I ain't trying to survive
I'm trying to live it to the limit and love it a lot[/I]
[B]Worst[/B]
*insert gucci mane lyrics*
BEST:
Hard work pays off, you get what you put in.
So why stop now?
Gotta keep pushing. (Keep pushing)
We in a fight to the finish,
So why not fight 'till you finished?
WORST:
They say a family that prays together, stays together.
And one that walks apart just falls apart.
So, together we stand, divided we fall.
United, we form Voltron and take off all. Let’s move.
Yes, the birds left the nest.
I’m all grown up I gotta fly with the rest.(uh huh)
Best of the best is what we strive to be. (Yeah).
A legacy is what we trying to leave.
It's from Juelz Santanas "The Second Coming".
best-it's really motivational
worst-that Voltron part is ****ing whack...
Here's a couple good verses
Wu tang - Triumph
Inspectah Deck
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies
and hypotheses can't define how I be droppin these
mockeries, lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me
Battle-scarred shogun, explosion when my pen hits
tremendous, ultra-violet shine blind forensics
I inspect view through the future see millenium
Killa Beez sold fifty gold sixty platinum
Shackling the masses with drastic rap tactics
Graphic displays melt the steel like blacksmiths
Black Wu jackets Queen Beez ease the guns in
Rumblein patrolmen tear gas laced the function
Heads by the score take flight incite a war
Chicks hit the floor, diehard fans demand more
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe slowly
Proceeds to blow swingin swords like Shinobi
Stomp grounds I pound footprints in solid rock
Wu got it locked, Performin live on you hottest block
Biggie in Notorious Thugs
Armed and dangerous
aint too many can bang with us
straight up weed no angel
dust, label us notorious. Thug ass ****** dat love to bust, its strange to us
ya'll ****** be scramblin, gamblin
up in restaurants with mandolins and
violins. We just sittin' here tryin to win, try not to sin
high off weed and
lots of gin
so much smoke need oxygen
steadily countin' them Benjamins. *****
u should too, if u knew, what this game'll do to u
been in this **** since
'92
look at all the bull**** l been thru
sure caught beef with u know
who
**** a few female stars or two
then a bluelight ****** knew like
Mike-shiiit not to be **** wit. Mutha****a betta duck quick..cuzz me and my
dogs love to buck ****, **** the luck **** strictly aim
go operation just to
kick da game. Spit yo' game, talk yo ****, grab yo gat, call your clicks,
squeeze your clip and hit the right one
pass dat weed l gotta light one
all
them ****** l gotta fight one
all them hoes l gotta like one
our situation is
a tight one
what u wanna do? fight or run? Seems to me dat you'll take thee,
Bone and Big ***** die slowly
l'ma tell u like a ***** told me, cash rule
everything around me. Shiiit lyrically, ****** can't see me, **** it, buy the
coke, cook the coke, cut it, blow the ***** before u caught yourself lovin
it--***** wit a Benz ****in it. Doesn't it seem odd to u
Big comes thru wit
mobs and crews
Goodfellas down to da Mo' Thug dudes
who's da killa? me or you?
[QUOTE=WuTangWizard]Here's a couple good verses
Wu tang - Triumph
Inspectah Deck
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies
and hypotheses can't define how I be droppin these
mockeries, lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me
Battle-scarred shogun, explosion when my pen hits
tremendous, ultra-violet shine blind forensics
I inspect view through the future see millenium
Killa Beez sold fifty gold sixty platinum
Shackling the masses with drastic rap tactics
Graphic displays melt the steel like blacksmiths
Black Wu jackets Queen Beez ease the guns in
Rumblein patrolmen tear gas laced the function
Heads by the score take flight incite a war
Chicks hit the floor, diehard fans demand more
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe slowly
Proceeds to blow swingin swords like Shinobi
Stomp grounds I pound footprints in solid rock
Wu got it locked, Performin live on you hottest block
Biggie in Notorious Thugs
Armed and dangerous
aint too many can bang with us
straight up weed no angel
dust, label us notorious. Thug ass ****** dat love to bust, its strange to us
ya'll ****** be scramblin, gamblin
up in restaurants with mandolins and
violins. We just sittin' here tryin to win, try not to sin
high off weed and
lots of gin
so much smoke need oxygen
steadily countin' them Benjamins. *****
u should too, if u knew, what this game'll do to u
been in this **** since
'92
look at all the bull**** l been thru
sure caught beef with u know
who
**** a few female stars or two
then a bluelight ****** knew like
Mike-shiiit not to be **** wit. Mutha****a betta duck quick..cuzz me and my
dogs love to buck ****, **** the luck **** strictly aim
go operation just to
kick da game. Spit yo' game, talk yo ****, grab yo gat, call your clicks,
squeeze your clip and hit the right one
pass dat weed l gotta light one
all
them ****** l gotta fight one
all them hoes l gotta like one
our situation is
a tight one
what u wanna do? fight or run? Seems to me dat you'll take thee,
Bone and Big ***** die slowly
l'ma tell u like a ***** told me, cash rule
everything around me. Shiiit lyrically, ****** can't see me, **** it, buy the
coke, cook the coke, cut it, blow the ***** before u caught yourself lovin
it--***** wit a Benz ****in it. Doesn't it seem odd to u
Big comes thru wit
mobs and crews
Goodfellas down to da Mo' Thug dudes
who's da killa? me or you?[/QUOTE]
this kid is high.. who tf is gona read all of that
pollution to my eyes
[QUOTE=v-unit]D'Evils by Jay-Z, the whole song is amazing, but I just took the secound verse, check the song out.
Worst lines: "If you don't bring back my m****f*****n money or my m***f****n dope, you can forget about Christmas n***a, cause you ain't gon even see New Years."[/QUOTE]
a hot line from d'evils is
[I]
9 to 5 is how u survive, i aint tryna survive, im tryna live it to the limit and love it a lot.[/I]
but yeah a horrible line by jay -z
[I]She's mad at that, he's not havin that
So those opposites attract like maganets[/I]
what the f*ck is a maganet
[QUOTE=BrooklynZoo]
what the f*ck is a maganet[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://www.a3bs.com/imagelibrary/U19553/electricity-and-magnetism/U19553_horseshoe-magnet-140-mm-with-yoke.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=KNOW1EDGE]WORST RAP[B] EVER[/B]!! BY THE WORST RAPPER[B] EVER[/B]!
Hook 1 - T-Pain]
Oooo she made us drinks, to drink
We drunk 'em, Got drunk
And then I think she thinks I'm cool
She gave me a wink, I winked back
And then I think that, we headed out something proper like...
[Chorus - T-Pain]
I like the bartender
(Oooo If you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the bar with her
(Uh-huh, Ok)
I like the bartender
(Yeah if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the bar with her
(Oooooh Uh-huh, Ok)[/QUOTE]
Earth to poster: T-Pain's not a rapper.
^^^^^^^^^^^
T-Pain raps, he appears in "rap" songs. But I agree he is not a "rapper"
People think he is a rapper.
That is a horrible song and horrible lyrics. That was what the post was about(horrible lyrics)
I dont think there are many real "rappers" out there anymore.
Nas said it best "Hip-Hop is dead" ITS THE THRUETH TOO!!
best:
Eminem: I take seven (kids) from (Columbine), stand 'em all in line
Add an AK-47, a revolver, a nine
a Mack-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine
and that's a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time
Worst:
something by soulja boy or lil wayne
[QUOTE=JEFFERSON MONEY]Plenty of nice onez.
[B]Too bad a couple of pre-pubescent clownz ruined the first page. Idiots. (Referring to the Soulja Boy/Nas and "Tell Me"/"R Kelly" guy.[/B]
We start off with possibly the goat candidate:
"I got a knife, and the knife is sharp."
Continue forward to something by 40 cal. (Loosely written)
"When I get done with you son, I'll perform like Iverson I'll hook you up on the IV in the ER, SON!"
Some song regarding smoking
"Get your children hooked like a pedofial fishermen!"
"I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
ANYTHING within the Love Ain't song by the Cunninlynguists (ty ridonks)
Worst lyrics hands down goes to
50 cent Candy Shop
"If I can be a NYMPHO, you can be a NYMPHO"
^ I dare anybody to top that[/QUOTE]
Waaaaaaaaaaaa!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:
Get a life.
[QUOTE=KNOW1EDGE][IMG]http://www.a3bs.com/imagelibrary/U19553/electricity-and-magnetism/U19553_horseshoe-magnet-140-mm-with-yoke.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
lol at the guy who don't know what is magnet...
[QUOTE=ecthelion]this kid is high.. who tf is gona read all of that
[B]pollution to my eyes[/B][/QUOTE]
thats a ****ing sick line on its own, if you just came up with that you already got better lines then t-pain akon and 50 cents new ****.