The Hot Seat - ISH Edition.

[QUOTE=The Myth]Yupp, I will sign you up.

New Rule - No voting for yourself:)[/QUOTE]
rats

Can we get some more votes, so we can get this show on the road?

I vote catz to lessen the time b4 my turn.

ASK HIM ISH ALREADY>

vote for me, you snitchies

i want in

[QUOTE=d_white089]i want in[/QUOTE]
How about you vote for me.

Then I can vote for you.

[QUOTE=JEFFERSON MONEY]I vote catz to lessen the time b4 my turn.

ASK HIM ISH ALREADY>[/QUOTE]

i'm pretty sure if you lose to cats in the vote you don't get a turn for a long time, if ever. right? or am i confused?

[QUOTE=StroShow4]i'm pretty sure if you lose to cats in the vote you don't get a turn for a long time, if ever. right? or am i confused?[/QUOTE]

How could such a powerhouse line-up be singled out my good Mainer?

[QUOTE=catzhernandez]How about you vote for me.

Then I can vote for you.[/QUOTE]


umm ok?

[QUOTE=JEFFERSON MONEY]How could such a powerhouse line-up be singled out my good Mainer?[/QUOTE]

you know what, i'm going to vote for you since you would probably give essays with fancy vocab words for every answer. :oldlol:

i vote for jmoney.

Well his vote is in. And all I need is 1 more I think...

Oh, fine. I vote for Catz.

[QUOTE=Phar]Oh, fine. I vote for Catz.[/QUOTE]
Party-time for me.

:party:

Bring it on, ISH.

catz

Catz, if a 10lb bag of the finest weed you can think of fell into a river of man-eating toads, would you swim out to get it?

If you had to choose one ISH person to get into a serious fight in, no joke and wanna **** them up, who would it be?

catzhernandez, why the christ did you decide to register under the username "catzhernandez"?

[QUOTE=Cannonball]catz[/QUOTE]
All aboard the party-train.

Welcome aboard, cannonball, I'll be your conductor today.

catz: what was the first internet porn you ever searched for?

Catz, do you choose to sleep with younger galz to get closer access to the hot, sweaty highschool basketball team or to share beauty tipz so you can post more picz of yourself looking hawt for the guyz? With gel, plucked eyebrows, and a trimmed beard.

And Elaborate.

Also, provide one of your deepest, darkest secrets?

And why do you find black females unattractive?

[QUOTE=StroShow4]i'm pretty sure if you lose to cats in the vote you don't get a turn for a long time, if ever. right? or am i confused?[/QUOTE]

You are confused haha. If you are one of the five candidates and you don't get in the Hot Seat then you can still be in the Hot Seat. Infact, people can be in the five candidates list as many times in a row as possible. The picks for the five candidates are all randomized.


Well Catz is in the Hot Seat as he was first to five votes. You get out of the Hot Seat at any time, or you can go for 24 hours.

[QUOTE=The Myth]You are confused haha. If you are one of the five candidates and you don't get in the Hot Seat then you can still be in the Hot Seat. Infact, people can be in the five candidates list as many times in a row as possible. The picks for the five candidates are all randomized.[/QUOTE]

oh i see... thanks for clarifying. :pimp:

Catz, how did you become the perfect, most contemptible failure of a clown in real life, and how do you catch feelingz on the internet? Was it peer pressure? A rough childhood encounter with Satan? Dead 'rentz? Cold Turkey from World of Warcraft. You were too much of a conformist individual that you needed some substance to set you apart from otherz and that so happened to be the weed.

Catz,

If you could fight (& win no matter what) HakeemYaoTmac or Andrew Hartley, who would you fight and why?

[B]Catz, if a 10lb bag of the finest weed you can think of fell into a river of man-eating toads, would you swim out to get it?[/B]

I would find a way to get it, if possible, without getting into the water.


[B]If you had to choose one ISH person to get into a serious fight in, no joke and wanna **** them up, who would it be?[/B]

Good question. Probably BlogOfFatman, but he'd be too easy, big, slow-ass, emo manatee motherf-cker.


[B]catzhernandez, why the christ did you decide to register under the username "catzhernandez"?[/B]


This is such a great story if I could say it to you guys in person, but here goes...


I was working at Spencer Gifts two years ago at my local mall, and I was actually just talking a crap in our back bathroom, when I picked up the pen and notebook that was laying near me. I just started doodling, and ended up drawing an awesome-ass cat. And I thought to myself, "I need a name for this cat." I started like writing in cursive a few names I was thinking of, and *BOOM* it just came to me. It had such a ring to it.... Catz Hernandez... mmhmm

I got the hernandez part from a SNL skit with Will Ferrell where he's in a hottub with Rachael Dratch, and Drew Barrymore joins them, and they just kept telling their creepy sexual stories to her.... but at one point they say Barbera Hernandez. And the way she said hernandez just made it stand out in my head... So when I was thinking of a last name, Hernandez just popped in my head, and thus Catz Hernandez was born... I love the "z" at the end of Catz, don't you??


Catz Hernandez is my nickname now, all of my friends know this, and there's a madeup "legend" of Catz Hernandez that we all go along with.... LOL.


The story is alot funnier in real life...

[QUOTE=catzhernandez]The story is alot funnier in real life...[/QUOTE]

:sleeping




jk, that's actually pretty funny. didn't expect that at all. a drawing inspired the name... :oldlol: :roll:

What was the most homo thing you have ever done a. on purpose b. accident

What kind of car do you have?

Fastest you've gone in a car. you driving and as passenger.

Can you drive a manual?

How many women have you had sex with?

Favorite video game of all time?

Favorite soda?

Favorite porn site?

[B]catz: what was the first internet porn you ever searched for?[/B]

Most likely something along the lines of "Britney Spears Nude", or "Christina Aguilera Nude".


[B]Catz, do you choose to sleep with younger galz to get closer access to the hot, sweaty highschool basketball team or to share beauty tipz so you can post more picz of yourself looking hawt for the guyz? With gel, plucked eyebrows, and a trimmed beard.[/B]

Um... no?


[B]Also, provide one of your deepest, darkest secrets?[/B]

Or not.


[B]And why do you find black females unattractive?[/B]

:oldlol: I don't fnd them unattractive. One of my favorite porn stars is Jada Fire. Dirty-talking slut.


[B]Catz,

If you could fight (& win no matter what) HakeemYaoTmac or Andrew Hartley, who would you fight and why?[/B]

Easy one, DreamYaoTmac for sure. Dude likes to talk sh-t to everyone on AIM, it's funny. Id' love to get just one punch on the little b-tch.

dreamtmac won't be bothering people for awhileeeee. :)

[B]What was the most homo thing you have ever done a. on purpose b. accident[/B]

a. Made a thread on here saying I was gay, just so Jeff would reset Statman's rep count (and he did).

b. This one wasn't my fault... I was at at bonfire 3 years ago, and this dude I was friends with at the time, was there. Everyone was sitting around the fire and me and him were off to the side smoking a joint. Out of nowhere, like a f-cking movie the dude leans over and kisses me on the cheek. At first I'm in shock, for all of like 5 seconds, or so it seemed, I was like "What the ****, dude??!" I pushed him away hard, and that was that. I mean, I don't know if he was confused, or what, but it was f-cking weird, and I didn't know what to do/say. Nobody saw it, and I've told few people about it. GAY.


[B]What kind of car do you have?[/B]

Just got a '99 Focus, it's my baby. (not my pic, same color though)

[IMG]http://members.aceweb.com/ronsmith/cars/233_31.jpg[/IMG]


[B]Fastest you've gone in a car. you driving and as passenger.[/B]

Driving - about 105. As a passenger - about 120.


[B]Can you drive a manual?[/B]

Of course.


[B]How many women have you had sex with?[/B]

As of right now - 7.


[B]Favorite video game of all time?[/B]

GTA San Andreas


[B]Favorite soda?[/B]

Sprite - or just about any light-colored pop.


[B]Favorite porn site?[/B]

porntube, xtube, and Rude (before it went to a paysite)

Dear Catz,

I have a wart on my ball sac (just one). Is this classified as genital warts or does their have to be more then one? I thought it was a pimple at first, but no luck. Advice?

I'll answer the rest in the morning. I gotta get to bed, got a couple of classes early tomorrow.

Keep em coming, guys.

What is the purpose of life?

If its my turn, make a new thread and PM me.

catz - what happened in life that made you so insecure? I remember when you first joined the site you would say things like "Woud any of you guys hang out with me in real life?" "Am I likeable?" etc

who can runnyman better? MC hammer or will smith?

Do you quote me?

[QUOTE=Borat]Do you quote me?[/QUOTE]

Something inside me tells me your a gimmick account, but I doubt it.

being ugly, does it effect your life or are you stone cold and keep on truckin?

Dear Catz, if you wanted to smoke pot with any poster on this site, who would it be?

catz,

if you were president/governor/mayor, how would you address the problems of people who are homeless in our larger urban areas in the usa?