Did Lebron make "The Decision"? ...Or did Dan Gilbert make "The Plan"...

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:oldlol: I can't imagine you even know what sarcasm is.

Everything is going as planned, are we going to pretend that Gilbert didn't deliberately avoid making any moves for a small forward pick this year? Coincidence? According to inside sources Lebrons recent experiment with a D-Wade style 2-guard (D-Wade himself) has led Gilbert/Bron/Scott to coraborate and agree on a younger, healtheir version of Dwayne Wade's corpse (D-Wait) as this years Cavs #4 pick. Coincidence? Roster changes may happen as some details of Gilbert's plan are only beggining to be understood but currently the 2014 superdynasty is looking to be like this:

Irving
D-Wait
Bron
Thompson
Howard
Varajao (6th)

Yes that's right. Dwight Howard. The entire plot to dismantle the powerful Orlando Magic organization from the inside out stems directly from the mind of Gilbert. This future superteam will probably beat team U.S.A. in the next Olympics qualifying scrimmage and it all of course, is to be coached with thrilling 1980's fast-break style ball by Byron Scott. It's true people I'm only trying to warn all of you.

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Before you know it Gilbert gonna drop the Nuke and sign the Cavs "new" small forward in 2014. God have mercy on the NBA. Even Stern is powerless to stop Gilbert.

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cant wait for 2014

That would be beyond epic. Don Gilbert does it again. And no that is not a spelling error. I know his name is Dan, but he is the Don if this is actually true. Just think if this is true the Heat could win 3 titles, then LeBron goes back to the CLE and goes on to win until he retires.

sarcasm or no... just a sad sad post.

Oh yes, and all hail the gracious and loving Dan GAWDbert for greenlighting Bron to gift Miami that token ring before the dynasty begins :bowdown:


[QUOTE=Intercepted text message from Lebron James]"Gilbert, Miami needs your help too, the economy here needs a lift can I please bring at least one ring here before we shut the entire Nation down with our unparalleled dominance?"[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Gilbert's response][I]"I'll allow it"[/I][/QUOTE]

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Gracious gawd :bowdown:

lol

Lebron's departure have unhinged Cleveland fans :lol

Getting closer to the 2014 off season everyday. :bowdown: It's not too late to join our fanbase fellas. Greatest dynasty in the history of basketball is coming. :rockon:

if gilbert was actually a genius the cavs would have drafted oladipo instead of anthony "buffet-line" bennet

bump

Dan Gilbert is maybe the worst owner in sports

Super dynasty:

Kyrie
Waiters
LeBron
Tristan
Verejao

Two negative value chuckers, average PF, oft-injured and average Center. Dynasty :bowdown:

He forgot the part where Anthony Bennett is a spy working for the Miami Heat to throw a wrench in Dan Gilbert's brilliant plan.

[QUOTE=BoutPractice]He forgot the part where Anthony Bennett is a spy working for the Miami Heat to throw a wrench in Dan Gilbert's brilliant plan.[/QUOTE]
True, I smell a rat. I suspect he been workin with Riley...

[QUOTE=LeBron 06]Dan Gilbert is maybe the worst owner in sports[/QUOTE]

James Dolan is much worse....

I just saw one of the shop assitants at my local store and I think for one second he had eyes of a lizard.
LIZARDS ARE CONQUERING THE EARTH PEOPLE, SPREAD THIS MESSAGE AS WIDE AS POSSIBLE

This thread :lol :lol :lol

"Dan Gilbert is a genius.", says not one Cavs fan.

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dat plan

LeBron's gonna come back to Cleveland to get them 60 wins, and then get embarrassed in the playoffs just like old times. :lol

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[QUOTE=CavaliersFTW]:facepalm :facepalm[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=CavaliersFTW]:biggums: :biggums:[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=CavaliersFTW][SIZE="3"][B]Is he Gilbert's "lucky charm"? [/B][/SIZE]

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Or is he Gilbert's lottery [I]hacker[/I]? You decide.[/QUOTE]
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This is the biggest work since the Montreal Screwjob
NBA gonna make billions this summer.

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**** this thread :lol

:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

Honestly the greatest thread in the history of the internet when this happens in a month and a half.

This is gold

This thread will be internet legend if Lebron goes back to Cleveland after they finish picking #1 this draft.

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HAHA if this comes true oh man

If this happens then OP deserves a huge award

Like im talkin Nobel Peace Prize "big"

"GOAT" gets thrown around a lot...

If Lebron goes back this summer, this really IS the GOAT thread.

[QUOTE=CavaliersFTW][SIZE="5"]Dan Gilbert is a mad genius who is toying with the league.[/SIZE]

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...2 years ago Gilbert formed a secret pact with 'Bron behind closed doors. The pact was, that they will not only win a ring together, but they would do so in an unprecedented fashion that people will be talking about for the rest of the century. They are in the process of forming [I]the greatest super dynasty in NBA history[/I]. A team with league-wide power unseen since Aurbach and Russell's Boston Celtics... And everything is [I]still[/I] going as planned...

The decision... a red herring, nothing but smoke and mirrors to keep the media off Gilbert's back while he pulls together the most elite young supporting cast in history. The other devious slight of hand is Lebron's sudden 4th quarter cold feet. It's [I]an act[/I]. Ever see 'Bron choke like a b*tch against Detroit? He has never lacked the clutch gene or the fire in the gut until just before "The Decision". He needed a convincing story to seem frustrated, the decision needed to look legit. Do you think it's coincidence that he keeps continuing this BS choke act in Miami? He's deliberately and secretly poisoning Miami from the inside out, because he doesn't give a f_ck about Miami and he wants nothing to do with them. This is part of the plan...

The evidence get's more obvious from here. Lebron had to leave Cleveland so that Gilbert could assemble the unprecedented supporting cast... He's pulling more shady strings than Red Aurbach did for the Celtics. Here's what is happening so far:

...The acquisition of coach Byron Scott - A solid coach that preaches a fast break show-time offense for his teams while still instilling solid defense. Twice the coach Mike Brown was.

[B]...The helpless "broken" Cavs. Coincidence that they dropped to bottom of the ranks after 2 60+ win seasons in a row!? Come on... do you honestly believe after losing one player the effect is going to be that dramatic? Even Jordan's team didn't plummet. Jordan, the GOAT... The Cavs abysmal performance last season was a [I]phony act[/I] to give us a solid [I]1st round pick.[/I] - Which turned out to be [I]pick number four[/I]. [/B]

...Then Gilbert begins the dumping act. He shed Mo Williams bloated contract for the acquisition of the Clippers solid [I]1st round pick[/I]... It turned out to be [I]the number one pick[/I].

...Then we let go of aging star Zydrunas - who was part of "The Plan" all along. He loves Cleveland so much he sacrificed his last career season for what was basically a vacation down in Miami to help gift us [I]two solid 1st round picks[/I] including a top 10 protected. Is it a coincidence he's back with the Cavs? Now he's wearing a suit and is one of Gilbert's full-time henchman. His veteran eye scouts Gilbert's future talent like a hawk, and he keeps Gilbert's name clean of the necessary dirty work.

...Gilbert dumped J.J. and basically robbed the Kings for [I]another[/I] top 10 protected [I]1st round pick[/I].

...Kyrie Irving is a quicksilver elite point guard and he is having an epic rookie season. Just as Gilbert fully expected when he rigged the draft. The Cavs are gonna Bomb this season again, and it is another deliberate move... this is to ensure yet another solid [I]1st round pic[/I].

...You keeping count? That's 6 solid 1st round pics for elite young talent that will all have [I]small contracts[/I] - [I]4 of them are top 10 picks[/I]. He pulled off this feat in only 2 seasons. The Cavs will continue shedding bloated contracts left and right. By next season, he will have made room to sign at [I]least[/I] 1 experienced superstar and an allstar to play along side those thoroughbred rookies. Every position will be [I]stacked[/I] to the gills including sixth man Varejao, who is as elite a 6th man as any team could have, and the bench will be a mile deep. The half a dozen 1st round talent will churn out superstar performances for a decade and a half. By 2013 Gilbert will have stacked [I]every[/I] position with the deepest cast of young [I]super-stars[/I] in the league... it will be an incredible sight to behold. And yet, his masterpiece is not complete... Gilbert's cr

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This thread still going?

Everyone can have a dream I guess......