Things We Have Done In Real Life That We Wouldnt Tell Anyone Else

These last two years lol.



The guy rubbing it out next to the girl is a a disgusting person, but he is also a guy and it's just the truth that most guys do that. I don't think I've ever done anything quite like that, especially since being older...it's a little too personal. Like *********e in a theater or something lol. That's a lot classier.

[QUOTE=Zan Tabak]After reading through this thread I now feel a lot more normal, thanks :cheers:[/QUOTE]


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what the **** is going on in this thread

[QUOTE=Balla_Status]what the **** is going on in this thread[/QUOTE]
I'm just happy that all the cousin fcking going on here isn't being done by Texans, because if it were that is what everyone would blame it on...

[QUOTE=-p.tiddy-]I'm just happy that all the cousin fcking going on here isn't being done by Texans, because if it were that is what everyone would blame it on...[/QUOTE]

ace23 is from houston...

I mean, it's not a big deal to recognize that your female cousin is a pretty but it's another to jerk off to her.

[QUOTE=-p.tiddy-]I'm just happy that all the cousin fcking going on here isn't being done by Texans, because if it were that is what everyone would blame it on...[/QUOTE]


I guarantee you have at least one hot cousin you have thought about f.ucking

[QUOTE=Balla_Status]ace23 is from houston...

I mean, it's not a big deal to recognize that your female cousin is a pretty but it's another to jerk off to her.[/QUOTE]
FCK...:facepalm

oh no, what have I done

[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]I guarantee you have at least one hot cousin you have thought about f.ucking[/QUOTE]
:no:

would suck to have a super hot sister in law with no actual blood relation though...that one could be confusing as to what is and isn't acceptable

cousins are a no-no though


edit: I mean step sister

[QUOTE=Zan Tabak]After reading through this thread I now feel a lot more normal, thanks :cheers:[/QUOTE]
same :lol

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[QUOTE=-p.tiddy-]would suck to have a super hot sister in law with no actual blood relation though...that one could be confusing as to what is and isn't acceptable

cousins are a no-no though[/QUOTE]


Like I said earlier in the thread, cousins are hot. It may seem awkward at first, but you get used to them coming and going in your sexual fantasies. Well for me just the one cousin. Now if you're are jerking off to your own sister or mother, well thats when you have issues. Although I have gotten off to mother/sister porn before (weren't really related).

You know, I'd like to think most of these posters are trolling, but with some of the people out there, they probably aren't. For example, my uncle used to work with a guy who once he got drunk would give instructions on how to f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]ck a sheep to complete strangers. And I knew a guy who was in his early/mid 40's at the time, and his mother sold crack, so he'd blackmail her into sucking his dick, and when she refused, he'd casually say to anyone who was around "bitch won't suck my dick." As if that was normal and he had a right to complain. In fact, I remember telling that to a friend who replied "Man, that's f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]cked up, I mean I've f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]cked around with some cousins and aunts, but never my mother."

So as scary as it sounds, I actually believe most of the perverted f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]cks you see in this thread are being honest.

[QUOTE=ShaqAttack3234]You know, I'd like to think most of these posters are trolling, but with some of the people out there, they probably aren't. For example, my uncle used to work with a guy who once he got drunk would give instructions on how to f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]ck a sheep to complete strangers. And I knew a guy who was in his early/mid 40's at the time, and his mother sold crack, so he'd blackmail her into sucking his dick, and when she refused, he'd casually say to anyone who was around "bitch won't suck my dick." As if that was normal and he had a right to complain. In fact, I remember telling that to a friend who replied "Man, that's f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]cked up, I mean I've f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]cked around with some cousins and aunts, but never my mother."

So as scary as it sounds, I actually believe most of the perverted f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]cks you see in this thread are being honest.[/QUOTE]
:roll:

[QUOTE=ShaqAttack3234]You know, I'd like to think most of these posters are trolling, but with some of the people out there, they probably aren't. For example, my uncle used to work with a guy who once he got drunk would give instructions on how to f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]ck a sheep to complete strangers. And I knew a guy who was in his early/mid 40's at the time, and his mother sold crack, so he'd blackmail her into sucking his dick, and when she refused, he'd casually say to anyone who was around "bitch won't suck my dick." As if that was normal and he had a right to complain. In fact, I remember telling that to a friend who replied "Man, that's f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]cked up, I mean I've f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]cked around with some cousins and aunts, but never my mother."

So as scary as it sounds, I actually believe most of the perverted f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]cks you see in this thread are being honest.[/QUOTE]


You would be shocked the amount of people that have actually had some type of sexual experience with their cousin. Im not one of them, but I have heard about it happening more than you think. Not really normal sex, but more along the lines of fondling.

I'm going to throw up. I regret opening up this thread.

Gotten like 5 negs for this thread alone. No one if forcing anyone to read or post in this thread :confusedshrug:

I honestly can't think of one bad thing I've done in my life that I wouldn't tell my closest friends. I have this cousin in which there has been sexual vibes whenever we are together, but I never even been close to screwing her, can't even think about it.

[QUOTE=1987_Lakers]I honestly can't think of one bad thing I've done in my life that I wouldn't tell my closest friends. I have this cousin in which there has been sexual vibes whenever we are together, but I never even been close to screwing her, can't even think about it.[/QUOTE]

At least you are honest. The ones not saying anything and judging others are definitely the ones into some sick s.hit :oldlol:

[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]At least you are honest. The ones not saying anything and judging others are definitely the ones into some sick s.hit :oldlol:[/QUOTE]

:oldlol: Sure. Seems like you're a little insecure about your own perversions, so you claim anyone is disgusted by them(as most normal people would be) must be even sicker. What '87 Lakers said is hardly comparable to the rest of the things in this thread, and not particularly weird, imo.

[QUOTE=Shade8780]This thread is weird :wtf: What I'm about to say is weird as well :lol Someone told me to look up Zootube.com so I did...I proceeded to click on a video to see what it was. Next thing I see, a girl sucking a horses **** :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :wtf: I closed the window straight away and got off the computer :lol Dont go on that website.[/QUOTE]

:roll: The title of the website didn't give you a hint of what was on it?

I'm glad you're not a T-Mac fan.

I can't imagine being a fan club with another member who does stuff like this. Even if you are joking, the fact that you would think of these kinds of things is disturbing.

[QUOTE=ShaqAttack3234]:oldlol: Sure. Seems like you're a little insecure about your own perversions, so you claim anyone is disgusted by them(as most normal people would be) must be even sicker.[/QUOTE]


I have nothing to hide. You must be like the same poster that was judging people earlier who just so happened to watch animal p.orn :oldlol: You must be into some heavy stuff dude. What is it? Tranny midget p.orn?

[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]At least you are honest. The ones not saying anything and judging others are definitely the ones into some sick s.hit :oldlol:[/QUOTE]

It might be shocking but some of us are not thinking about fkin our cousins.

[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]I have nothing to hide. You must be like the same poster that was judging people earlier who just so happened to watch animal p.orn :oldlol: You must be into some heavy stuff dude. What is it? Tranny midget p.orn?[/QUOTE]

If you're familiar with my posts then you should have a decent idea that I don't lie to complete strangers to put myself in a favorable light. I've admitted to being a heroin addict with a height complex. As far as sex? The worst thing I did was a run of f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]cking prostitutes. Not something to be proud of, but I could care less, especially when talking to complete strangers.

[QUOTE=HardwoodLegend][B]I'm glad you're not a T-Mac fan.[/B]

I can't imagine being a fan club with another member who does stuff like this. Even if you are joking, the fact that you would think of these kinds of things is disturbing.[/QUOTE]


I put together a list of people who give a s.hit:

[QUOTE=ShaqAttack3234]I've admitted to being a heroin addict with a height complex. As far as sex? The worst thing I did was a run of f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]cking prostitutes.[/QUOTE]

:biggums:

Never would have guessed. The way you discuss basketball is so disciplined.

I hope the pros were goodlooking at least. Got any pics of them? I've been thinking about delving into prostitutes but don't really know what's out there.

[QUOTE=CeltsGarlic]It might be shocking but some of us are not thinking about fkin our cousins.[/QUOTE]


Its a natural part of life to have a crush on a cousin. People just don't like to talk about it.

[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]I put together a list of people who give a s.hit:[/QUOTE]

Who is that in your avy?

[QUOTE=HardwoodLegend]:biggums:

Never would have guessed. The way you discuss basketball is so disciplined.

I hope the pros were goodlooking at least. Got any pics of them? I've been thinking about delving into prostitutes but don't really know what's out there.[/QUOTE]

I wouldn't recommend it. I was fully into the hard drug drug lifestyle at that point, and that's what we did. I'd only say one was hot, a couple of more were decent. None were truly ugly, imo, but it wasn't really about being selective. My only real requirement was that they weren't really big. A lot of times, my friends would bring up some huge girl, and I always passed on that. It was just what we did, you know, someone would either bring a girl up, and you share your rock with her, or the hot one I got because I was friends with her pimp. As far as pictures? No, I had some pictures on an old phone of mine of one who was decent looking. Older, but decent. By the way, to clear up any misconceptions, I never went around taking pictures with whores, I remember why I had those pictures to begin with. We were sitting at a table smoking rock, and she picked up my phone and started ****ing around and taking pictures of her tits.

I don't see anything morally wrong with that, but it's a bad idea on so many levels. What's really common(though it never happened to me) is that when you're f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]cking a girl and you're defenseless, girls have set up shit with other guys who will come into the room with a weapon and rob you.

[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]Its a natural part of life to have a crush on a cousin. People just don't like to talk about it.[/QUOTE]

Some sort of sexual attraction is one thing, provided they're not a minor. But acting on it, or even thinking seriously about it is disgusting.

[QUOTE=HardwoodLegend]Who is that in your avy?[/QUOTE]


ClipperFan86's sister

[QUOTE=HardwoodLegend]:biggums:

Never would have guessed. The way you discuss basketball is so disciplined.
[/QUOTE]

this

[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]The only thing crazy out of line was the guy that watches animal p.orn.[/QUOTE]


Hey!...those Cat breeding videos on Youtube are pretty nice...:confusedshrug:

[QUOTE=AlphaWolf24]Hey!...those Cat breeding videos on Youtube are pretty nice...:confusedshrug:[/QUOTE]




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:oldlol: 3 more negs? Some of you are f.ucking soft as hell. If this thread bothers you than leave. And lmao at the comments im getting..


"I think its in ur best interest to seek psychiatric help. wtf is wrong with u?"

"PEDOPHILE!!! PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE!!!"


"Be honest, it was your sister's panties you came on?"

"Sick ass mother****er"

"GO WATCH ICARLY *******"

I have *********ed at work like 7 different times

SillkShocker...


I just realized, this mo'fetcher is KiddLovesNets.


Put the pieces together, it checks out completely, even right down to the posting style. Also there was that thread about Sisters he made...
Dude's not right.

[QUOTE=Fallguy20]SillkShocker...


I just realized, this mo'fetcher is KiddLovesNets.


Put the pieces together, it checks out completely, even right down to the posting style. Also there was that thread about Sisters he made...
Dude's not right.[/QUOTE]
That would make a lot of sense. Both are delusional and despise the Lakers to unhealthy level.

[QUOTE=ZeN]That would make a lot of sense. Both are delusional and despise the Lakers to unhealthy level.[/QUOTE]

I almost never post about the Lakers. And if they are brought up its in a Kobe/Lebron debate. Nice try though, Sherlock H.omo

[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]I almost never post about the Lakers. And if they are brought up its in a Kobe/Lebron debate. Nice try though, Sherlock H.omo[/QUOTE]
I agree, in that scenario I guess you would stick to hating on the Laker by way of your other account. That assume that you are him. Which I havent said you are but merely that it would make sense if it turned out to be correct.

[QUOTE=ZeN]I agree, in that scenario I guess you would stick to hating on the Laker by way of your other account. That assume that you are him. Which I havent said you are but merely that it would make sense if it turned out to be correct.[/QUOTE]


Assume all you want. I can give a s.hit who you think I am or post under.