Y'all better step your fiber diet game up if it takes you anywhere close to 15 minutes to take a dump.
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Y'all better step your fiber diet game up if it takes you anywhere close to 15 minutes to take a dump.
[QUOTE=RedBlackAttack]Well, that was pretty much exactly the way you described it. The guy sounds mentally disturbed.
We may finally have an answer to OP. This recording captures the kind of person who leaves giant mounds of feces and toilet paper without flushing. He sounds like a real gem. :biggums:
Out of curiosity, when he said he was about to "destroy you" and "burn out your eyes," was he talking to you or the toilet? That part was a bit unclear.[/QUOTE]
Two birds with one violent turd?
[QUOTE=Styles p]when i was little i used to be such a dickhead and piss on all the toilet paper in the restrooms lol[/QUOTE]
You were that kid :biggums:
[QUOTE=CavaliersFTW]No you don't, now you're just trying to get attention.[/QUOTE]
Hand to God. I also don't piss in the actual toilet unless it is a nicer place. I think it's funny that the acne ridden teenagers at McDonalds have mop up my piss
If OP is mad Imagine how mad the janitors feel.
[QUOTE=Cactus-Sack]Hand to God. I also don't piss in the actual toilet unless it is a nicer place. I think it's funny that the acne ridden teenagers at McDonalds have mop up my piss[/QUOTE]
Eliminate yourself from the gene pool
My friend once told me I shit all around the toilet and the door in the bathroom stall, and didn't care to flush or clean anything. I also puked, but I was wayyyy too wasted to remember that stuff. Do I believe my friend? Yeah, I'd say so.
And also, I was one of those kids in elementary schools who would yell out "ewwwww" whenever I saw unflushed shit in the toilet, but I did it myself all the time up until 4th grade. I was such a hypocrite :oldlol:
Looks like its freeing for the people to talk about this when you can for once... ahhhhh get it all out
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[QUOTE=jongib369]Once I saw a shit at least 17 inches long in the urinal at my community college... Skillfully done too, it climbed up the back in an L shape, and stuck to it as if it was meant to be there. Could you imagine if someone walked in on the guy as he did it? Did he swoop down, or up? A professor ended up walking in as well while I was cracking up about it, and immediately was like "Oh what the ****" and walked out.
Another time I walked into a little study area at my college on the second floor, which has a beautiful view of the pond we have... Just two other people, a younger guy my age reading a book, and a middle aged man watching a cubs game. After about 2 minutes of studying the middle aged guy casually whipped out a voice recorder, and started detailing how "wonderful" it was to "have a soft tip of a young man in my mouth. Slowly feeling it get harder", and a bunch of other disturbingly inappropriate things to say in public. After which, he had a 20 minute argument on the phone with his mother about the weather...Then every single last detail of his day, step by step. The other guy looked at me terrified during all this and left, but I had to stay. And managed to record some of his ramblings. Which unfortunately missed the parts where he talked about me "The sexy young man trying to become a firefighter listening in ever so intently." Mother ****er knew what was up, and got off on it. Eventually he left, and not too long after my ride came. But before going to the car, I made a quick stop to the bathroom on the first floor, where low and behold he happened to be. He looked at me and smirked, walked into the stall and said " Mhmm, I'm going to ****ing kill you, burn out your eyes" *proceeds to violently shit, sounding as if it's partially missing[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=jongib369]Once I saw a shit at least 17 inches long in the urinal at my community college... Skillfully done too, it climbed up the back in an L shape, and stuck to it as if it was meant to be there. Could you imagine if someone walked in on the guy as he did it? Did he swoop down, or up? A professor ended up walking in as well while I was cracking up about it, and immediately was like "Oh what the ****" and walked out.
Another time I walked into a little study area at my college on the second floor, which has a beautiful view of the pond we have... Just two other people, a younger guy my age reading a book, and a middle aged man watching a cubs game. After about 2 minutes of studying the middle aged guy casually whipped out a voice recorder, and started detailing how "wonderful" it was to "have a soft tip of a young man in my mouth. Slowly feeling it get harder", and a bunch of other disturbingly inappropriate things to say in public. After which, he had a 20 minute argument on the phone with his mother about the weather...Then every single last detail of his day, step by step. The other guy looked at me terrified during all this and left, but I had to stay. And managed to record some of his ramblings. Which unfortunately missed the parts where he talked about me "The sexy young man trying to become a firefighter listening in ever so intently." Mother ****er knew what was up, and got off on it. Eventually he left, and not too long after my ride came. But before going to the car, I made a quick stop to the bathroom on the first floor, where low and behold he happened to be. He looked at me and smirked, walked into the stall and said " Mhmm, I'm going to ****ing kill you, burn out your eyes" *proceeds to violently shit, sounding as if it's partially missing[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=PistonsFan#21]Y'all better step your fiber diet game up if it takes you anywhere close to 15 minutes to take a dump.[/QUOTE]
it doesn't but my boss doesn't know that.
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He somewhat resembled that guy actually. Just less stern, and more soft/pedophily
[QUOTE=Smook B]If OP is mad Imagine how mad the janitors feel.[/QUOTE]
It's like three Hispanic women I see during the day. I bet they just hate their job.
And then whoever it is actually sees them walking the halls and what not. and deep down inside, they know, they left a stinky shit for them.
Maybe that's where this all stems from. Like a power trip?
Shits that are 10-17 inches long coiled up like anacondas don't deserve to be flushed.
[QUOTE=~primetime~]yep I've used my feet to flush before
I won't grab the door handles either, gotta kick those open...public urinals are disgusting, I try to get in and out without touching anything at all if that is possible.[/QUOTE]
Is it really that hard to grab some toilet paper and use it to flush? :rolleyes:
I mean you put toilet paper on the toilet seat, and sit your ass down.
But you won't touch the button to flush your piss?
One time, someone left a hand-rail sized dookie in the bathroom at a high school I was teaching at. It was comically enormous - like, couldn't not laugh at the thought of it, even as a teacher who was supposed to be acknowledging that someone in that room likely had some kind of real deal, serious digestive issue based off their deposit.
I was trying to do the right thing and not call attention to it, but multiple kids, even the quiet ones who usually never really talked to me, were coming up with this look in their eyes, explaining through poorly veiled hints that a monster was lurking in the men's bathroom.
This particular class was an alternative education environment, so it was its own building with about 30 or so kids in attendance, half of which were guys. So until the custodian was able to make the trip over from the other building, I can almost guarantee those dudes were playing a silent game of Who Done It?, where all 15 males were suspects.
Never found out who it was though. As far as I know, no one died from it, so that's good.
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[QUOTE=West-Side]Is it really that hard to grab some toilet paper and use it to flush? :rolleyes:
I mean you put toilet paper on the toilet seat, and sit your ass down.
But you won't touch the button to flush your piss?[/QUOTE]
You have an issue with someone using their shoe?