Re: Monta Ellis' AMAZING handshake
:roll: The funniest thing is everyone on youtube thinks the shake is computer generated or something. It's like they can't believe human hands could do this.
And this belongs in the "Why are black people cooler than white people?" thread as Exhibit A.
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:rolleyes: Unimpressed. Weak era for handshakes.
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Nice shot, nice handshake, and God awful "English." If you even want to call it that. And about the swag. Yeah, you can have a ton of swag and still talk ****ing coherently. Give me a break. You can also be smart and have swag. You don't have to be dumb as rocks to have swag.
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1. The handshake wasnt a big deal. Guess its too the sheltered bunch :confusedshrug:
2. Wanting proper English spoken because? These are guys goofing around with each other. You blast them for how they speak but you dudes are the same Stand By Me bunch that take turns farting and laughing. You figure it out. Not talkin proper English or having fart contest at night. :rolleyes:
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[QUOTE=JayGuevara]Well that's why you don't know any cool daps, cuz you were more focused on math. You sound like a [B]disciplined and potentially successful person[/B]. :oldlol:[/QUOTE]
Fixed
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For some reason, I always have this vision of how NBA players talked after watching them on the court and on the sidelines and all that...I'm still laughing because I did NOT expect Ellis to talk that. I thought he was from NY or something lol
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[QUOTE=thejumpa]For some reason, I always have this vision of how NBA players talked after watching them on the court and on the sidelines and all that...I'm still laughing because I did NOT expect Ellis to talk that. I thought he was from NY or something lol[/QUOTE]
He sounds stupid as hell. Naturally being from the deep south ... but it's really bad with him. He isn't very intelligent as you can see.
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[QUOTE=Samurai Swoosh]He sounds stupid as hell. Naturally being from the deep south ... but it's really bad with him. He isn't very intelligent as you can see.[/QUOTE]
Probably the most moronic thing said in the month of jan 2010 on ISH. Congrats.
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[QUOTE=Samurai Swoosh]He sounds stupid as hell. Naturally being from the deep south ... but it's really bad with him. He isn't very intelligent as you can see.[/QUOTE]
:oldlol: While I agree that it sounds funny, his intelligence has nothing to do with it.
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[QUOTE=Hammertime]Good lord, if nothing else, NBA players need to do a year of college in order to learn to speak English.[/QUOTE]
Yes, because if they haven't learned to speak proper English by the age of 17 or 18, and were allowed to graduate from high school in spite of that shortcoming, a year of college will fix at.
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[QUOTE=GOBB]Probably the most moronic thing said in the month of jan 2010 on ISH. Congrats.[/QUOTE]
We're only halfway through the month... someone will surpass this...
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[QUOTE=thejumpa]:oldlol: While I agree that it sounds funny, his intelligence has nothing to do with it.[/QUOTE]
I know ... but there wasn't one word of actual english that followed the amazing shot.
:oldlol:
I actually feel bad for him.
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[QUOTE=Samurai Swoosh]I know ... but there wasn't one word of actual english that followed the amazing shot.
:oldlol:
I actually feel bad for him.[/QUOTE]
Don't feel too bad. He's playing pro ball in the NBA for $11M a year. I'm sure he isn't worried about his grammar:eek:
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[QUOTE=thejumpa]Don't feel too bad. He's playing pro ball in the NBA for $11M a year. I'm sure he isn't worried about his grammar:eek:[/QUOTE]
True ...
But all that money and can't form coherent sentences is troubling.