people who are constantly jacking off

[QUOTE=NoName22]I'm jacking off while reading this thread. True story.[/QUOTE]
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RocketsGreatness let me guess, you have "this friend" who clearly isnt you, that does this type of stuff all the time, am I right?

I hate people that do this, I have a friend that is either jacking off on facebook or jacking off on his phone all day and night it is absolutely ridiculous. I don't hang out with him like I used to because it is all he does now, we were playing golf and we had a group behind us, I teed off then I look at him and he is sitting in the buggy on his phone. I asked him if he was going to hit and he said hold on I need to check us in at the golf course. :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm Throughout the course of the game I let 3 groups go in front of us so he could jack off, it was terrible.

I jack off a fair amount but it all depends on the circumstances. If i'm doing something fun I usually don't even think about it. If i'm doing something boring like work (or Church) then all of a sudden jacking off becomes a priority.

How can you tell if somones jacking off?
When they put their hands in their pants?

[QUOTE=EleganceD]I jack off a fair amount but it all depends on the circumstances. If i'm doing something fun I usually don't even think about it. If i'm doing something boring like work (or Church) then all of a sudden jacking off becomes a priority.[/QUOTE]
LMFAO! I member jacking off at the back of the church bus! It was only like 4 more of us in the bus...

It was packed so we had to lap up and a certain sister in the church had to sit in my lap. She was solid as FKCU!! I kept the feeling in my head and when only 4 of us was left I couldn't take it anymore lol I ... (in spongebob's voice) "Began to FAAP"

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