ISH Charity

What did they boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

[QUOTE=LamarOdom]LamarOdom: Hey Fap, if you were a caveman, you would die.
Faptastrophe: Why?
LamarOdom: Cause everybody dies.[/QUOTE]
Did you tell me this exact joke because you know how I feel about death? :(

A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.

What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

How do you make a plumber cry?

Kill his family

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb?

Two, one to change the bulb and the other to hold the ladder so the first man won't fall and hurt himself.

Also, props to SPK for doing this. Wish I could go back to China. One of the best 10-day stretches of my life. :pimp:

A visibly exhausted man walks up to a bar and orders a strong drink. The bartender says to him "Long day?" to which the man replied "no, all days are 24 hours long", amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

What's green, blue, red, yellow, and pink?



































Colors.


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[QUOTE=LamarOdom][B]Do some racist jokes but keep them tasteful[/B]....[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=NotYetGreat]Also, props to SPK for doing this. Wish I could go back to China. One of the best 10-day stretches of my life. :pimp:[/QUOTE]
What parts of China did you visit? Was it an immersion trip or something?

$105 now.

[QUOTE=LamarOdom]What did Whitney Houston and Apollo 13 have in common?


A major crack problem

Too soon?[/QUOTE]
I lit a candle at her grave today.
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I saw this book about Whitney Houston today at walmart.....

It, it was dope. I cracked it open and I was hooked. It was so addicting I couldn't put it down, I had to finish reading it in the bathtub.