Stereotype a Poster's Posts

jayguevera: I'm such a noncomformist hardcore emo druggie, please feel sorry for me. Wait nevermind, I'm too rough around the edges for people to feel sorry for me.

[QUOTE=triangleoffense]jayguevera: I'm such a noncomformist hardcore emo druggie, please feel sorry for me. [B]Wait nevermind, bathe in my grimmy coolness.[/B] [/QUOTE]


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[QUOTE=triangleoffense]jayguevera: I'm such a noncomformist hardcore emo druggie, please feel sorry for me. Wait nevermind, I'm too rough around the edges for people to feel sorry for me.[/QUOTE]

:confusedshrug:

I'm a philanthropist and humanitarian, I tell people to fell sorry for you instead of me. We all saw the picture of that girl you posted with the cat or whatever. You need the sympathy more than I do pal. :oldlol:

[QUOTE=JayGuevara]I dunno if I'm just in a bad mood or tired and irritable or what, but I actually shook my head at the majority of this thread (after page 2 or whatever)

Smokee, I can say with complete objectivity and honesty, that you're a ****ing mongoloid. And I generally don't like to disparage disabled people and compare them to giant bags of douche like you.

Marlo is kinda pompous and condescending if you disagree with some of his opinions though. So chalk up some douche points for him too.

Vapid is also aloof and condescending at times, so throw a couple points his way.

Jefferson still won't win any spelling bees, but I don't give a ****. Give him a couple points too if you really want.

Phoenix and Josh can both be redundant and weak as ****. Although I don't think Josh was about to let some cyber-bullies run him off the internet cuz they were mean. Points awarded to both nonetheless.

I dunno who else I missed in here, but they probably have exuded douche-baggery also.

And, on topic, a stereotypical JayGuevara post consists of generally five dimensions. "Drugs", "Depression", "Detroit", "Death-Metal", and "Dames"[/QUOTE]


Like i keep saying feel free to put me on ignore :confusedshrug: I'm like the Howard Stern of ISH, not every politically correct emo fgt can handle what i say, especially like the 50 yr old soccer moms, which i can only assume includes you. But you still tune in and refuse to put me on ignore like a lot of my other haters, similar to Stern's biggest critics still tune in and listen to his show, then get offended and start complaining to the FCC(Jeff) to get him fined(Smokee banned).

I can't remember one entertaining topic you ever posted on this forum so i'm pretty sure i wouldn't miss what you'd have to say here nor any contributions towards reading entertainment. On the other hand theres a reason why so many people seem to have so much reluctance putting me on ignore, and even then taking me off ignore to read what all of the "hoopla" is all about when i post :cheers:

I've been awarded douche points. Yay me. DP's FTW!

[QUOTE=JayGuevara]:confusedshrug:

I'm a philanthropist and humanitarian, I tell people to fell sorry for you instead of me. We all saw the picture of that girl you posted with the cat or whatever. You need the sympathy more than I do pal. :oldlol:[/QUOTE]


you're a nobody kid. can't remember one thing you ever posted that was entertaining. i mean even all of the other people i've battled with in this thread or elsewhere i can usually attribute at least something they've posted, but you? sorry not one thing :ohwell:

[quote=JayGuevara]:confusedshrug:

I'm a philanthropist and humanitarian, I tell people to fell sorry for you instead of me. We all saw the picture of that girl you posted with the cat or whatever. You need the sympathy more than I do pal. :oldlol:[/quote]

fair enough. Never said my life was perfect though.. it's probably crappier than yours but at least I don't try to bring everyone down by posting about how horrible it is.

anyways that's pretty accurate

[QUOTE=Smokee]you're a nobody kid. can't remember one thing you ever posted that was entertaining. i mean even all of the other people i've battled with in this thread or elsewhere i can usually attribute at least something they've posted, but you? sorry not one thing :ohwell:[/QUOTE]

Jay Guevara is easily 10 times the poster you'll ever be.

[QUOTE=triangleoffense]fair enough. Never said my life was perfect though.. it's probably crappier than yours but at least I don't try to bring everyone down by posting about how horrible it is.

anyways that's pretty accurate[/QUOTE]

I don't try to bring anyone down, I give them solace in that their existence isn't as pitiful as mine. :oldlol:

And Smokee, that sure was a nice cookie cutter response. You have absolutely nothing to say to me, because I'm sure it's very difficult to differentiate between all us peasants that throw rocks at your self-perceived throne, and try to knock off your homemade crown of sh[B]i[/B]t. Your sense of self worth is laughably inflated, and yet everyone I awarded douche points to has still contributed much more in the way of intelligent discussion here than you can ever dream of. You're only a legend in your own mind, understand this.

Buncha bloomin' hoes in this thread.

I'm cool.

There, add a douche point to me.

[QUOTE=TheAnchorman]I'm cool.

There, add a douche point to me.[/QUOTE]

Douche points aren't just handed out to any ole douche, you gotta really exude douche-baggery in order to get those points. And they're like herpes, they stay with you forever. :oldlol:

[QUOTE=JayGuevara]I don't try to bring anyone down, I give them solace in that their existence isn't as pitiful as mine. :oldlol:

And Smokee, that sure was a nice cookie cutter response. You have absolutely nothing to say to me, because I'm sure it's very difficult to differentiate between all us peasants that throw rocks at your self-perceived throne, and try to knock off your homemade crown of sh[B]i[/B]t. Your sense of self worth is laughably inflated, and yet everyone I awarded douche points to has still contributed much more in the way of intelligent discussion here than you can ever dream of. You're only a legend in your own mind, understand this.[/QUOTE]

I honestly can't think of a single topic you've ever posted here that i remember as entertaining. You're one of those people who constantly just put in a nerdy 2 cents if i'm remembering right to everyone elses topics, and act like someones mom. Thats honestly all i remember from you ever contributing to these forums :confusedshrug:

I don't give a **** if you like me or not. Fact is a lot of the recent beefs i got into were over other topic arguments where i didn't give in and made legit points to what they were trying to corner me with, and they got all pissed off over it. See MMA Lidell thread. Doesn't help i **** on the J$ bandwagon half **** like you are all over. I just don't bandwagon like most of you here do, more than drop my insight that is way beyond your generic responses to everything :pimp:

[QUOTE=Dasher]Buncha bloomin' hoes in this thread.[/QUOTE]
I was going to stereotype you with your black pride, but I realize L.Kizzle has kind of taken over that mantle.

[QUOTE=JayGuevara]Douche points aren't just handed out to any ole douche, you gotta really exude douche-baggery in order to get those points. And they're like herpes, they stay with you forever. :oldlol:[/QUOTE]
LOL well I can't really fake that kind of doucheness with a simple "I'm cool" statement, I guess. That's kind of being like a "poser-douche".

[QUOTE=JayGuevara]Douche points aren't just handed out to any ole douche, you gotta really exude douche-baggery in order to get those points. And they're like herpes, they stay with you forever. :oldlol:[/QUOTE]


no they don't dumbass. anyone can make a hotmail/yahoo alt account if they cared enough to post under which wipes that slate, but seriously who gives a **** about douche points but douches? :confusedshrug:

a lot of you are such pansies, either posting on alt accounts to come at me, or makeup some dumbass **** only you *********s even care about. I'll still be smokee while you all would fold like wet blankets and change handles at the drop of a criticism.

[QUOTE=Smokee] Doesn't help i **** on the J$ bandwagon half **** like you are all over. I just don't bandwagon like most of you here do, more than drop my insight that is way beyond your generic responses to everything :pimp:[/QUOTE]

I challenge you to write one thoughtful, coherent sentence. Just one.

[QUOTE=Smokee]no they don't dumbass. anyone can make a hotmail/yahoo alt account if they cared enough to post under which wipes that slate, but seriously who gives a **** about douche points but douches? :confusedshrug:

a lot of you are such pansies, either posting on alt accounts to come at me, or makeup some dumbass **** only you *********s even care about. I'll still be smokee while you all would fold like wet blankets and change handles at the drop of a criticism.[/QUOTE]

Ladies and gentlemen, witness one of the greatest species of douche's to roam planet Earth, the narcisstic delusional take myself too seriously douche. Notice how he will take things much more serious than need be, all the while spinning the topic to be about him and only him, and reaching/grasping for the most miniscule of "accomplishments" to pat himself on the back for.

Be wary, while we don't believe his condition to be contagious, you can never be too sure.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go find out how a wet blanket folds as opposed to a dry one. :confusedshrug:

[QUOTE=Mathius 2.0]I challenge you to write one thoughtful, coherent sentence. Just one.[/QUOTE]

you can't challenge anyone to anything when you're the biggest poohsee here :wtf:.

Seriously how much of a poohsee are you where you switch handles to attack someone on a message board? why hide Pain of thought? i don't know why else you'd go through that trouble :confusedshrug:

[QUOTE=JayGuevara]Ladies and gentlemen, witness one of the greatest species of douche's to roam planet Earth, the narcisstic delusional take myself too seriously douche. Notice how he will take things much more serious than need be, all the while spinning the topic to be about him and only him, and reaching/grasping for the most miniscule of "accomplishments" to pat himself on the back for.

Be wary, while we don't believe his condition to be contagious, you can never be too sure.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go find out how a wet blanket folds as opposed to a dry one. :confusedshrug:[/QUOTE]


lol pretty sure the last 5+ pages have been about me :rolleyes: I really don't need to spin it, especially when your first reply was about me too. Pretty sure theres like 4-5 thread topics about me that i didn't start either. But sure, go ahead call me a narcissist, i'm cool with that.

you really shouldn't go looking for a dry blanket, more than a less dry sense of humor. that joke was awful, but at least i was right in my generalization of you and your persona :pimp:

Meticode: I think I'm witty by posting about how I used to always mention my wife now, I'm oblivious to the fact that nobody really cares.

[quote=vapid]I was going to stereotype you with your black pride, but I realize L.Kizzle has kind of taken over that mantle.[/quote]If you think L.Kizzle's posts/threads are Black Pride, you don't know many Black people. His threads could easily be written by anyone else with an appreciation for funk, soul/music, Southern hip hop, and Eddie Murphy. His threads remind me of a Asian(Chinese) friend of mine with the exact same interests.

Vapid: Usually one sentence filled to the brim with negativity and he never fails to have a condescending attitude towards either the thread idea, or the participants.

[QUOTE=Dasher]If you think L.Kizzle's posts/threads are Black Pride, you don't know many Black people. His threads could easily be written by anyone else with an appreciation for funk, soul/music, Southern hip hop, and Eddie Murphy. His threads remind me of a Asian(Chinese) friend of mine with the exact same interests.[/QUOTE]
He's not as subtle as you are about it. He'll often post topics to be like, hey look black people are good at this too or don't you just love this thing about black people?

[QUOTE=Smokee]you can't challenge anyone to anything when you're the biggest poohsee here :wtf:.

Seriously how much of a poohsee are you where you switch handles to attack someone on a message board? why hide Pain of thought? i don't know why else you'd go through that trouble :confusedshrug:[/QUOTE]


Fail. But thanks for playing.

[QUOTE=vapid]Meticode: I think I'm witty by posting about how I used to always mention my wife now, I'm oblivious to the fact that nobody really cares.[/QUOTE]


I totally agree with you. Good job my friend.

Wow this thread went down the drain:lol .

Since nobody here knows me well enough to do a complete one (other than maybe J$ because he is all knowing) I'll do it myself.

hayden695-blah blah blah country music blah blah blah Chris Bosh>Amare blah blah blah working on the farm blah blah blah.

I guess I prop up J$ and Marlo a bit in my posts sometimes aswell.

[QUOTE=AtticusPigeon11]The point of a gimmick is not to "hide" beneath some kind of front cuz ur afraid dto reveal your trueself.

[B]The poitn of a gimmick is to provoke a certain reaction out of someone.

I did J$ to try to mock people who make exagerrated claims and weed out those who were secure of themselves (people who allied with the Renaissance man) and those who wanted to degrade the bold (softies like yourself.) It was a phuckin social experiment and it managed to get you to whimper and cry.[/B]

But lo and behold it had intentional mispellin (cuz I'm a wordsmith like that) and you think that's dumbin thangs down? You're f*cking brilliant you know that? Bless your soul.

I did Franco Hamilton to add a nice senile, old presence on the board in RBP to help maturity spin off.

GET. THE. PICTURE. SLOB. Buy a f*ckin clue and interact with people to get their true intentions? Apparently hundreds of hours in a comp lab never got you to use your damn common sense, nitwit.[/QUOTE]


:durantunimpressed:

Thanks for bumping this thread. I literally lol'd at myself. :roll:

Smokee

:biggums:

Miss b-low

Man, I forgot just how good J$ used to e-smack. He regularly took command of a thread that turned e-beef. Him, GOBB, and TMOGE were too 3.

I can see why smokee turned into a raging alchy.

[QUOTE=DaHeezy]Miss b-low

Man, I forgot just how good J$ used to e-smack. He regularly took command of a thread that turned e-beef. Him, GOBB, and TMOGE were too 3.

I can see why smokee turned into a raging alchy.[/QUOTE]

InspLebowski mad underrated too.

-Smak

[QUOTE=ILLsmak]InspLebowski mad underrated too.

-Smak[/QUOTE]

This. So many great posters in this thread now MIA

[QUOTE=rufuspaul;13838392]This. So many great posters in this thread now MIA[/QUOTE]

Including yourself :(

[QUOTE=rufuspaul;13838392]This. So many great posters in this thread now MIA[/QUOTE]

They have moved on with better things in life, unlike us. :(