Things We Have Done In Real Life That We Wouldnt Tell Anyone Else

[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]Assume all you want. I can give a s.hit who you think I am or post under.[/QUOTE]
Ok ill continue to do so. You continue to not give a shit there sport.

[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]Im about to go down on her but she has the nastiest smelling p.ussy ever. It smelled like a tuna fish sandwich that was sitting in a toilet for a week. Literally starting gagging and had to walk in the bathroom and compose myself. She left soon after. It got pretty awkward from there. [/QUOTE]

that's why you finger first and inconspicuously try to smell your finger.

[QUOTE=Styles p]that's why you finger first and inconspicuously try to smell your finger.[/QUOTE]
Yea I definitely need to keep that in mind for the next girl I'm with. I can't give them the benefit of the doubt anymore after that :oldlol:

After reading this whole thread :facepalm [IMg]http://www.instructables.com/files/deriv/FIM/PM06/FBVHDX7J/FIMPM06FBVHDX7J.LARGE.jpg[/IMg]

[QUOTE=goldenryan]After reading this whole thread :facepalm [IMg]http://www.instructables.com/files/deriv/FIM/PM06/FBVHDX7J/FIMPM06FBVHDX7J.LARGE.jpg[/IMg][/QUOTE]


:biggums:

[QUOTE=BuffaloBill]There's nothing wrong with watching iCarly. Anyone who said there is, hasn't seen it and is missing out on a very good show.[/QUOTE]
Yea it's not bad at all at all. But it's probably a better idea to watch it alone I you're an adult

this thread reminds me of a very famous AskReddit thread on reddit.



"Throwaway time! What's your secret that could literally ruin your life if it came out?"

Link:
[url]http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_secret_that_could/[/url]

There are some hilarious and crazy stories in there. I recommend sorting it by "Top" or by "Best".

PS. look for the *** box.

[QUOTE=ace23]Mas[COLOR="Black"]turbat[/COLOR]ed to a member of immediate family
Molested a cousin
Gotten boners around very young girls. Haven't had that one happen in years, though.[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://i390.photobucket.com/albums/oo342/Hark34/Bert_snaps.gif[/IMG]

:lol ace...he is what females refer to as a "creeper"

yeah ace, you should not tell anyone else those things...unless you want the "sex offender" label

[QUOTE=-p.tiddy-]:lol ace...he [B]was[/B] what females refer to as a "creeper"

yeah ace, you not tell anyone else those things...unless you want the "sex offender" label[/QUOTE]
fixed

[QUOTE=ace23]fixed[/QUOTE]
okay that's good...:cheers:

[QUOTE=ace23]fixed[/QUOTE]

Sure. You don't go from getting boners around very young girls and molesting cousins to being cured. You sir, are a pedophile.

[QUOTE=ShaqAttack3234]Sure. You don't go from getting boners around very young girls and [B]molesting cousins[/B] to being cured.[B] You sir, are a pedophile.[/B][/QUOTE]
She was 19 tho...

I don't think I'm attracted to young girls anymore. I said that they hadn't given me a boner in years.

[QUOTE=ace23]She was 19 tho...[/QUOTE]

Still doesn't change you getting aroused by in your own words "very young" girls. Molesting a cousin is still disgusting regardless. Though if your cousin was aware and didn't have a problem, then it doesn't make you beyond redemption. Just perverted.

Just say away from schools!

Edit: Just read the part where you said your cousin was asleep? That type of behavior deserves a prison sentence.

[QUOTE=ShaqAttack3234]Still doesn't change you getting aroused by in your own words "very young" girls. Molesting a cousin is still disgusting regardless. Though if your cousin was aware and didn't have a problem, then it doesn't make you beyond redemption. Just perverted.

Just say away from schools!

Edit: Just read the part where you said your cousin was asleep? That type of behavior deserves a prison sentence.[/QUOTE]

Vilification of pedophiles creates more problems then it solves. Often it is the ostracization they experience in society that leads them to actually committing offenses. When they have this problem they feel like they have no where to turn to for help and so it goes unfixed.

[QUOTE=miller-time]Vilification of pedophiles creates more problems then it solves. Often it is the ostracization they experience in society that leads them to actually committing offenses. When they have this problem they feel like they have no where to turn to for help and so it goes unfixed.[/QUOTE]
Pedophilia is not a problem, but a sexual orientation as long as one does not act upon it.

I'm not a pedophile, though.

[QUOTE=miller-time]Vilification of pedophiles creates more problems then it solves. Often it is the ostracization they experience in society that leads them to actually committing offenses. When they have this problem they feel like they have no where to turn to for help and so it goes unfixed.[/QUOTE]

No, society is too lenient on them. Their sentences and penalties are nowhere near strict enough. I will continue to vilify them and be very happy for doing so.

If someone is such a sick **** and pathetic human being that they first of all are attracted to children, and more importantly can't stop themselves from hurting, or ruining children to get off sexually, then I'd say it's a cause for celebration anytime one of them offs themselves.

[QUOTE=ace23]Pedophilia is not a problem, but a sexual orientation as long as one does not act upon it. [/QUOTE]

Now that may be fine if such a large percentage of them didn't act on their perverted thoughts.

[QUOTE=ShaqAttack3234]No, society is too lenient on them. Their sentences and penalties are nowhere near strict enough. I will continue to vilify them and be very happy for doing so.

If someone is such a sick **** and pathetic human being that they first of all are attracted to children, and more importantly can't stop themselves from hurting, or ruining children to get off sexually, then I'd say it's a cause for celebration anytime one of them offs themselves.[/QUOTE]

I'm talking about before they commit a crime. Not after.

[QUOTE=miller-time]I'm talking about before they commit a crime. Not after.[/QUOTE]

If they don't commit the crime then we wouldn't know who is a pedophile. If you mean sending out the message that it's wrong and disgusting, then that's a message that has to be out there. If anything has a chance at deterring them even a bit, the best bet is much stricter sentences.

[QUOTE=ShaqAttack3234]If they don't commit the crime then we wouldn't know who is a pedophile. If you mean sending out the message that it's wrong and disgusting, then that's a message that has to be out there. If anything has a chance at deterring them even a bit, the best bet is much stricter sentences.[/QUOTE]

Well the message should encourage them to seek help themselves. Not to try and push them into the shady corners of society and hope the problem sorts itself out. Mental health as a social issue has changed dramatically in the last century. People are seeking help for all sorts of problems now that they would have been ashamed to admit having even 30 or 40 years ago.

C'mon people, admit what you have done. So many posters are holding back right now :oldlol:

Attempted suicide.

[QUOTE=miller-time]Well the message should encourage them to seek help themselves. Not to try and push them into the shady corners of society and hope the problem sorts itself out. Mental health as a social issue has changed dramatically in the last century. People are seeking help for all sorts of problems now that they would have been ashamed to admit having even 30 or 40 years ago.[/QUOTE]

If they do take it upon themselves to seek help, then that can't hurt. And provided they don't commit a crime or state they intend to, whatever they tell a psychiatrist is protected and will be kept between them under law.

The problem is many don't believe they can be cured. There's much more evidence to suggest a murderer can be rehabilitated than a pedophile. Not a serial killer of course. They're predators and I group them in with pedophiles.

[QUOTE=ShaqAttack3234]The problem is many don't believe they can be cured.[/QUOTE]

Yeah I'm not sure on whether it can be cured, but at least if they can learn to manage the problem it is better than nothing at all. They are still people, and a lot of them know that acting on their desires is wrong, but they still need an outlet and a way to manage their actions. However some are just animals who don't care about what they do or who they do it to, but it is unfair to paint them all with the same brush.

[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]C'mon people, admit what you have done. So many posters are holding back right now :oldlol:[/QUOTE]

I honestly can't think of anything too dramatic. I've probably had impulses to do sh[COLOR="Black"]i[/COLOR]t but I think my fear of being caught and embarrassed has held me back.

In High School though I went through a phase where I made extra effort to look up chicks skirts. Like I would put myself at a good vantage point such as lagging behind a girl walking up stairs so I would get a better angle, or wait for something to happen like a girl sitting down or getting up off of the ground. I'm not too ashamed of it, but I do cringe now at how obvious I was sometimes.

[QUOTE=miller-time]I honestly can't think of anything too dramatic. I've probably had impulses to do sh[COLOR="Black"]i[/COLOR]t but I think my fear of being caught and embarrassed has held me back.

In High School though I went through a phase where I made extra effort to look up chicks skirts. Like I would put myself at a good vantage point such as lagging behind a girl walking up stairs so I would get a better angle, or wait for something to happen like a girl sitting down or getting up off of the ground. I'm not too ashamed of it, but I do cringe now at how obvious I was sometimes.[/QUOTE]
:applause:

I'm bad at staring sometimes also. Especially if a hot/above average woman's panties are showing.

[QUOTE=franchise#3]Attempted suicide.[/QUOTE]
How do you fail at committing suicide?

If I wanted to kill my self, I can find many ways to make sure of it.

[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]:applause:

I'm bad at staring sometimes also. Especially if a hot/above average woman's panties are showing.[/QUOTE]

I've got it under control now. In fact if anything I look away too much lol. I found out awhile ago that sometimes disinterest in a chick will make them want you more or separates you from the pack of drooling idiots looking her way.

1. Not too long ago I rubbed one out thinking about my cousin. :oldlol: I couldn't contain myself, her body is banging, the bitch was wearing some sexy ass booty shorts too.

2. Rubbed one out to one of my ex girlfriends panties and put them back, the worst part about it is, I think she wore them next day. :oldlol:

[QUOTE=The-Legend-24]1. Not too long ago I rubbed one out thinking about my cousin. :oldlol: I couldn't contain myself, her body is banging, the bitch was wearing some sexy ass booty shorts too. [/QUOTE]

:biggums: :biggums:

[QUOTE=L.Kizzle]How do you fail at committing suicide?

If I wanted to kill my self, I can find many ways to make sure of it.[/QUOTE]

I think people sometimes subconsciously set it up so that the attempt will ultimately fail.

[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]C'mon people, admit what you have done. So many posters are holding back right now :oldlol:[/QUOTE]


[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oPsvq81n2A&t=0m40s"]You and your social experiments...[/URL]

burned down a warehouse

This was like 2ish years ago... Felt up a long-time friend when we were wasted and she was passed out. I had a moral battle in my head and did it anyway. There is some justice for us sick f*cks out there I guess, bc she woke up and put me on trial very publicly at like 2am in my dorm hallway.

Also used to j*ck off at school to people I knew all the time...depending on who looked good on the given day.

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

[QUOTE=The-Legend-24][B]1. Not too long ago I rubbed one out thinking about my cousin. :oldlol: I couldn't contain myself, her body is banging, the bitch was wearing some sexy ass booty shorts too.[/B]

2. Rubbed one out to one of my ex girlfriends panties and put them back, the worst part about it is, I think she wore them next day. :oldlol:[/QUOTE]

:biggums:

[QUOTE=L.Kizzle][B]How do you fail at committing suicide[/B]?

If I wanted to kill my self, I can find many ways to make sure of it.[/QUOTE]



Seriously, what a loser :oldlol:

[QUOTE=B-Easy8]:biggums:[/QUOTE]
:oldlol: Like I said I couldn't contain myself. That was when I had a mad crush on her for some reason.

Don't worry it hasn't happened since. :oldlol:

[QUOTE=The-Legend-24]:oldlol: Like I said I couldn't contain myself. That was when I had a mad crush on her for some reason.

Don't worry it hasn't happened since. :oldlol:[/QUOTE]
I am guilty of that as well, when I was 14 and addicted to *********ion I couldn't resist doing it. She was like 20 years old and hot as hell.

[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]Seriously, what a loser :oldlol:[/QUOTE]

You calling anyone a loser is truly laughable.