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[QUOTE=UK2K]For real.
I actually hold my morning shit UNTIL I get to work simply for the 15 minute break, and to get paid while doing it. No sense in waking up 15 minutes early to accommodate for poopy time if I can do it at work.[/QUOTE]
:lol Me to. Do this once each work day and you're getting roughly 60 hours of pay per year for pooping alone.
[QUOTE=~primetime~]they don't want to touch the handle
I've done this after pissing...if the urinal doesn't have a motion sensor, then my piss isn't getting flushed, simple as that.
Shit is a different story though, that's rude to the point I'll touch the handle.[/QUOTE]
Wrap your hand in toilet paper before touching anything, including taps
[QUOTE=Cactus-Sack]Wrap your hand in toilet paper before touching anything, including taps[/QUOTE]
...or you could just thoroughly wash your hands after taking care of business. The door handle getting out of the bathroom is more of a threat than the toilet handle.
That's what the sink is there for.
[QUOTE=RedBlackAttack]wtf[/QUOTE]
I really don't know dude
[QUOTE=RedBlackAttack]...or you could just thoroughly wash your hands after taking care of business. The door handle getting out of the bathroom is more of a threat than the toilet handle.
That's what the sink is there for.[/QUOTE]
You touch door handles? :roll:
You either use paper towel to open the door, do a creative *open door, hold it with your foot while leaning back and washing your hands*manoeuvre or wait for someone else to enter/exit
To any assholes who wouldn't flush their god damn shit because of the "I don't want to touch the handle" excuse.
You've got shoes on. Kick or press the god damn handle down with your shoe dickhead it's not a sophisticated mechanism.
I swear if I ever caught someone in the act of exiting a stall while tightening their belt with a smile and shit is clearly still in that toilet only an intervention from god himself could stop me from force-plunging their smugly clean hands into the same filthy waters they so selfishly left for other people to deal with. They will flush their shit as I smash their face repeatedly into the flush handle to make sure every last drop of shit exits the toilet properly. Anyone guilty out there who is caught by me will regret the day they decided it was a good idea to just leave their shit for the world to deal with because their precious skin is above touching the toilets their ass shits in.
This is years of pent up rage behind this. Other people are out there like me. Let this be a warning to any would-be shit vandals. Don't do it. You don't want to be caught.
The worst shit ever is when you walk into a restroom and there's piss all over the seat and such. Who does that? How many of you piss all over the seat at your houses?
[QUOTE=Cactus-Sack]Wrap your hand in toilet paper before touching anything, including taps[/QUOTE]
Overkill don't you think?
What are you afraid to catch, someone's cancer? :lol
a lot of public restroom doors are knobless anyway
[QUOTE=jongib369]Once I saw a shit at least 17 inches long in the urinal at my community college... Skillfully done too, it climbed up the back in an L shape, and stuck to it as if it was meant to be there. Could you imagine if someone walked in on the guy as he did it? Did he swoop down, or up? A professor ended up walking in as well while I was cracking up about it, and immediately was like "Oh what the ****" and walked out.
Another time I walked into a little study area at my college on the second floor, which has a beautiful view of the pond we have... Just two other people, a younger guy my age reading a book, and a middle aged man watching a cubs game. After about 2 minutes of studying the middle aged guy casually whipped out a voice recorder, and started detailing how "wonderful" it was to "have a soft tip of a young man in my mouth. Slowly feeling it get harder", and a bunch of other disturbingly inappropriate things to say in public. After which, he had a 20 minute argument on the phone with his mother about the weather...Then every single last detail of his day, step by step. The other guy looked at me terrified during all this and left, but I had to stay. And managed to record some of his ramblings. Which unfortunately missed the parts where he talked about me "The sexy young man trying to become a firefighter listening in ever so intently." Mother ****er knew what was up, and got off on it. Eventually he left, and not too long after my ride came. But before going to the car, I made a quick stop to the bathroom on the first floor, where low and behold he happened to be. He looked at me and smirked, walked into the stall and said " Mhmm, I'm going to ****ing kill you, burn out your eyes" *proceeds to violently shit, sounding as if it's partially missing[/QUOTE]
Okay we can't just act like this story wasn't wildly disturbing.
Where is this recording?!
[QUOTE=oh the horror][B]The worst shit ever is when you walk into a restroom and there's piss all over the seat and such.[/B] Who does that? How many of you piss all over the seat at your houses?[/QUOTE]
it's sadly common
the weird stuff is missing entirely. once I walked into a stall and someone had shat directly next to the toilet and onto the floor- I mean it was nestled under the bowl shape and shit.
some people are just beyond saving
[QUOTE=oh the horror]Okay we can't just act like this story wasn't wildly disturbing.
Where is this recording?![/QUOTE]
Right. I second this request.
[QUOTE=BasedTom]it's sadly common
the weird stuff is missing entirely. once I walked into a stall and someone had shat directly next to the toilet and onto the floor- I mean it was nestled under the bowl shape and shit.
some people are just beyond saving[/QUOTE]
Ever been to filthy bar toilets that you can't imagine anyone ever even wanting to take a shit in?
Was at a bar and saw the toilet seat lifted and resting up against the water tank as if the toilet were just there strictly for pissing use. Normal right? But mushed between the toilet seat and the toilets tank was a MASSIVE piece of moist smelly shit. Someone had shit on the toilet seat in a crowded public bar, and then proceeded to lift the filthy toilet lid weighed down by a pound of their own fresh shit, and press it firmly into the toilet tank. Like how someone would seal an envelope with a piece of gum. And this toilet had no stall doors - anyone who walked in would have seen this person shitting onto the toilet seat and/or pressing the shit into the toilet tank.
It smelled awful too. It was fresh when I saw it, under an hour old.
If I am using an infrequently used restroom I will typically just stand at the entrance and piss. I ain't actually entering unless I have to
[QUOTE=oh the horror]Okay we can't just act like this story wasn't wildly disturbing.
Where is this recording?![/QUOTE]
[url]https://youtu.be/_lFh-KMwJas[/url]
[url]https://youtu.be/4cdKqHxV5jM[/url]
After looking over an old conversation I had about it he also made racist comments, but I forgot what they were. Pressed his thumb into his nose repeatedly, making this weird fart like sound, I think he was draining it.
"Mother you better apologize to me. I could be in bed right now"
*edit
Unfortunately I missed the best parts, didn't have much power at the time.