I got caught stealing from Stop & Shop.

[QUOTE=Stuckey]
stole a few laptops back in my college days[/QUOTE]

Please tell me that was from a store, because stealing from other students is plain being an as[COLOR="Black"]sh[/COLOR]ole.

lol i was about to reply to a 3 year old post. OP is a dumbass if it has not been said. he already paid cash for the groceries, no way you can get in any trouble after that. so what you lied and didn't pay with a card, you can't get in trouble with that. but stealing groceries? i hope its because you're broke and can't afford any.

[QUOTE=SCREWstonRockets]lol i was about to reply to a 3 year old post. OP is a dumbass if it has not been said. he already paid cash for the groceries, no way you can get in any trouble after that. so what you lied and didn't pay with a card, you can't get in trouble with that. but stealing groceries? i hope its because you're broke and can't afford any.[/QUOTE]
Depends on the action the store takes.

A former co-worker of mine went shopping Thanksgiving morning at Walmart. It was completely dead. So him and his wife go in, shop for about an hour and end up buying about $200 worth of groceries. Before they leave a security guard stops them asks him to empty his pockets and he has a small jar of some fancy mustard. He put it in his pocket because he was carrying numerous items to the cart his wife had several aisle over and he simply just forgot he put it in his pocket.

So the security guard takes them in the back, makes them sign papers saying they would not step foot in Walmart again in that area. They even offered to pay for it and told the security guard it was an honest mistake and what happened.

So in the end, they paid $200 for groceries, forgot about a $5 jar of fancy mustard, offered to pay for it, store denied it and banned them for life from that specific store.

Get a better job thenu wont have to steal:rolleyes:

if they were to call the police, then just run.


if u get caught, it's a misdemeanor. lmaooo shit's pie.

op was smooth as shit

Missed this thread. Thievery and attempted rape? Wow...

[QUOTE=pete's montreux]op was smooth as shit[/QUOTE]
Now you're making the big bucks sucking shit through a hose. Smooth

[QUOTE=SCREWstonRockets][B]I call bullcrap on all these "Shoplifters get their asses beat" stories. Stomping out a fat lady? Are you serious? That's like a gang beating right there and should warrant more than getting fired. [/B]Workers and managers or whatever can't lay a finger on anyone. Hell, it ain't even shoplifting until you leave the store. If I got my ass whopped by some mangers and cart boys for stealing $40 worth, you can bet I'm coming with a law suit on the company.[/QUOTE]
:oldlol:

one time my friend was drunk and thought he was being slick but wasn't and filled up a shopping cart of shit from safeway

the rent a cop followed us out to his car and kept asking to see the receipt as I was ignoring him and telling everyone else to just ignore him as we got to the car

he came close to me as I was getting in the drivers seat and I told him that Im not gonna show him a ****ing receipt and he takes one more step near me he is going to get ****ed up big time

he went back inside and we drove off

[QUOTE=pete's montreux] Over $100 in groceries for one person! I feel like an ass. I wasn't even embarrassed, I was so angry that I decided to do this on a weeknight! Why couldn't I get a few things, and then wait for the weekend for the serious stuff? WHY!? I had to push it, didn't I?[B] Oh well, there goes a good thing![/B]

Flame away. I don't even care, I deserve it. :oldlol:[/QUOTE]

I'm not sure that was such a good thing you were doing.

OP is scum.

youre stupid.

Pete sure was entertaining.

Pete in his prime