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[QUOTE=ThePhantomCreep]Friggin' idiot picked a genetically modified, asexual seedless fruit that wouldn't survive without humans to prove the existence of God :facepalm :roll:
The common banana has an intelligent designer--humans.[/QUOTE]
so we design what we consume?
so God IS selfish and want others to worship
[QUOTE=Patrick Chewing]God is real. Heaven and Hell are real.
To look at the world and the universe[B] and convince yourself that it is all there "by chance"[/B] is ludicrous.[/QUOTE]
Pretty sure you're trolling but I hope you don't actually believe this is what atheists believe.
Well, even if God did create it then it still arose by 'chance' - the chance that God would choose to make the universe, and decide to make it fit to the general scientific principles to which it holds. Unless, of course, you are also declaring the actions of God to be predetermined, in which case he is lacking in free will, and not much of a God at all.
Nor does the acceptance of a God necessitate belief in Heaven or Hell in any way, shape, or form.
[QUOTE=Real14]Exactly. Who makes us breath? Who make our brain function? To all of the non believers out there, you can't see wind but you believe its there right?[/QUOTE]
:roll: read this post and can't stop laughing. Not gonna say anymore.
[QUOTE=Brokenbeat]He brought up Einstein, dipshit. I just posted what Einstein himself had to say about god. :cheers:[/QUOTE]
Here are some other quotes from Einstein; quotes that came much later on on his life.
[QUOTE=Brokenbeat][IMG]http://www.irreligion.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/god-v-satan.png[/IMG]
I'd prefer it if the devil was real since god is such a dick.[/QUOTE]
Let me ask you a question.
If there were hundreds of thousands of people committing rape, smashing the heads of babies against rocks as sacrifice, tying the legs of a woman in labor together so that the baby can't come out; wouldn't you do something about it?
Or would you just let it happen?
You have no idea what you're saying. Be educated about a topic before you arrogantly make judgements. Did you ever, even once, stop and think WHY did He kill all those people? Or do you just make snap judgements with no basis whatsoever?
[QUOTE=Nowitness]It is so easy to counter this and say that if the idea of a creator is ludicrous on two levels.
Firstly if everything is cause and effect like believers claim who creator God?
And have you actually looked at this universe? I don't think God would be happy claiming this to be his creation.
Also nice leap going from too coincidental to assuring us heaven and hell are real. Thankfully it is clear you're trolling.[/QUOTE]
Our brains are limited to the here and now. Time is simply a dimension. God is outside of all of that. He is outside the confines of the laws of this universe. God created time. He is infinite. He always existed.
We know that nothing can come from nothing.
So if there were ever a period in time when nothing was around, then nothing would have been created.
Obviously, that is not the case. So something always had to be in existence. That something is what we call God.
The reason why this world is the way it is is free will. God offers us free will and being the non-perfect creation we are, ultimately make a lot of bad decisions.
So some kid straps a bomb to his chest and blows up a pizza parlor and kills a whole bunch of people because some religious nut told him God will reward him for doing so with 2 bedrooms, 2 baths and 77 virgins right on the oceanfront in Heaven.
Yeah I totally want that to be true.
i want god to be true just to see how the hardcore atheists react.
like if god just appears in the sky where everyone can see him and goes 'Yo Atheists, what up. You all damned to hell for eternity unless you convert in the next 48 hours. Peace"
And watch these bitches eat their words and lineup for a baptism at their nearest church.
[QUOTE=Nick Young]i want god to be true just to see how the hardcore atheists react.
like if god just appears in the sky where everyone can see him and goes 'Yo Atheists, what up. You all damned to hell for eternity unless you convert in the next 48 hours. Peace"
And watch these bitches eat their words and lineup for a baptism at their nearest church.[/QUOTE]
that would make for a great seth rogen and james franco movie
[QUOTE=Nick Young]i want god to be true just to see how the hardcore atheists react.
like if god just appears in the sky where everyone can see him and goes 'Yo Atheists, what up. You all damned to hell for eternity unless you convert in the next 48 hours. Peace"
And watch these bitches eat their words and lineup for a baptism at their nearest church.[/QUOTE]
If there actually was a god I'm sure most atheists would be like, oh well, okay, I really had no reason to believe in god besides a bunch of dumbasses like Nick Young.
I was thinking about this the other day. I really feel like god would hate people who kiss his/her ass. The people who "worship" god should be the first to suffer.
I was thinking about King Lear the other day and how Shakespeare must have had religious people in mind. It's basically about a King that is too stupid to realize two of his daughters are kissing his ass because they want their inheritance when he steps down. Then the one daughter that doesn't kiss his ass is the one he punishes. In the end, the kiss ass daughters end up treating Lear like sh*t and the daughter he banished is the one that still loves him and tries to care for him.
Is god really too stupid to realize his "followers" only follow because of this promise of being rewarded? It's so fake. Being good because of god is not being good at all.
[QUOTE=Dresta]Well, even if God did create it then it still arose by 'chance' - [B]the chance that God would choose to make the universe, and decide to make it fit to the general scientific principles to which it holds.[/B] Unless, of course, you are also declaring the actions of God to be predetermined, in which case he is lacking in free will, and not much of a God at all.
Nor does the acceptance of a God necessitate belief in Heaven or Hell in any way, shape, or form.[/QUOTE]
you're making it sound like human made babies after they knew how genetics worked
[QUOTE=RoseCity07]If there actually was a god I'm sure most atheists would be like, oh well, okay, I really had no reason to believe in god besides a bunch of dumbasses like Nick Young.
I was thinking about this the other day. I really feel like god would hate people who kiss his/her ass. The people who "worship" god should be the first to suffer.
I was thinking about King Lear the other day and how Shakespeare must have had religious people in mind. It's basically about a King that is too stupid to realize two of his daughters are kissing his ass because they want their inheritance when he steps down. Then the one daughter that doesn't kiss his ass is the one he punishes. In the end, the kiss ass daughters end up treating Lear like sh*t and the daughter he banished is the one that still loves him and tries to care for him.
Is god really too stupid to realize his "followers" only follow because of this promise of being rewarded? It's so fake. Being good because of god is not being good at all.[/QUOTE]
Dawg, god loves asskickers but also sometimes f*cks with em just for the hell of it, look at Job. God don't give a phuck why you worship, whether its out of fear, guilt or love as long as you bend that damn knee and kiss his feet once the time come.
God just gives no phucks. Wipes his ass with pages of King Lear no doubt
I feel like you need some creator to exist in order to retain any sort of perspective and sanity as a man.
Atheism is a very dark, bleak, blotted out road to take and only becomes worse with age.
[QUOTE=GimmeThat]you're making it sound like human made babies after they knew how genetics worked[/QUOTE]
:biggums:
That just doesn't make any sense bro...