starbright, starlight, starface...

[QUOTE=DonDadda59]n*gga please :oldlol:

If I title 9'd you we still wouldn't be playing the same game. Difference between me and you, regardless of how great and notable you think you are, is that within my first 3 months of pursuing acting, I got a starring role on a major tv show... had the director personally sit in on my call back audition. And just a week and 1/2 ago, I was signed to an exclusive deal with a major bicoastal talent agency.

So forgive me if I don't hop on your bandwagon.[/QUOTE]
Jeez looks like I'm off the Tito wagon and on yours. Major props on all that.

[QUOTE=hayden695]Dude, I already pre-ordered tickets to his first movie. And if I ever see him in the real world I plan on chaining him up in my basement and making him my gimp ala "Pulp Fiction"[/QUOTE]
I'm going to skin and hide Starfaces hide, and eat his organs, so he will always be with me and inside me.

[QUOTE=EroticVanilla]I'm going to skin and hide Starfaces hide, and eat his organs, so he will always be with me and inside me.[/QUOTE]
I'm gonna Transplant half his brain into mine so I ca be as clever and smart as him. And possibly wear his skin as an overcoat.

[QUOTE=DonDadda59]n*gga please :oldlol:

If I title 9'd you we still wouldn't be playing the same game. Difference between me and you, regardless of how great and notable you think you are, is that within my first 3 months of pursuing acting, I got a starring role on a major tv show... had the director personally sit in on my call back audition. And just a week and 1/2 ago, I was signed to an exclusive deal with a major bicoastal talent agency.

So forgive me if I don't hop on your bandwagon.[/QUOTE]


is this ISHIOT talk or is this real.... anyone know who this guy is in real life?

[QUOTE=hayden695]I'm gonna Transplant half his brain into mine so I ca be as clever and smart as him. And possibly wear his skin as an overcoat.[/QUOTE]
Tis but a fools dream to ever be in the stratosphere of intelligence that the great starface has entered. His original username is representative of many things: he is as bright and as hot as a star, his meteoric rise to the top of Hollywood is reminiscent of Haley's comet, legends like him are one in a generation.

Needless to say I would commit suicide just on the off chance that Hinduism is right and I were reborn as just one cell on this gods body. The risk of being wrong about Hinduism is worth the reward of being right.

[QUOTE=EroticVanilla]Tis but a fools dream to ever be in the stratosphere of intelligence that the great starface has entered. His original username is representative of many things: he is as bright and as hot as a star, his meteoric rise to the top of Hollywood is reminiscent of Haley's comet, legends like him are one in a generation.

Needless to say I would commit suicide just on the off chance that Hinduism is right and I were reborn as just one cell on this gobs body. The risk of being wrong about Hinduism is worth the reward of being right.[/QUOTE]


:wtf: :rockon: :roll: :lol :oldlol: :D :eek: :bowdown: :pimp: :banana:

[QUOTE=mattevans11]is this ISHIOT talk or is this real.... anyone know who this guy is in real life?[/QUOTE]
I believe it is real. Don posted a vid of one of is parts in a show.

And Vanilla you win. I cannot compete with metaphors including Hayleys comet.

[QUOTE=hayden695]I believe it is real. Don posted a vid of one of is parts in a show.

And Vanilla you win. I cannot compete with metaphors including Hayleys comet.[/QUOTE]
Hayley's comet was a good one. It comes around once ever 80 years just like an acting talent of Starfaces potential.

[QUOTE=EroticVanilla]Hayley's comet was a good one. It comes around once ever 80 years just like an acting talent of Starfaces potential.[/QUOTE]
I am trying to think of a better one. But all I can think of are lame ones about Keiser Soze for whatever reason.

[QUOTE=mattevans11]is this ISHIOT talk or is this real.... anyone know who this guy is in real life?[/QUOTE]

I can't verify his agency but he definitely had a part on ER or some other episodic procedural medical drama. He had a link to it here at the time and he was good. He's got "a look", I'd put him in something. Tough to gauge someone's chops from limited footage but as long as you can deliver lines and hit your marks it's more about getting the opportunity than it is some profound rare talent. There are definitely some people with a gift for facial subtlety and other things that I might consider strong "virtues" of a screen actor, but I've worked enough now to where I really believe it's just a matter of having a certain look and being able to deliver lines. Some of these actors/actresses seem so shitty when you're filming but you shoot it so many times, shoot so much coverage, ADR, music/post production, by the time the final edit hits it's seamless. Other times they suck regardless but stay working because they're attractive or recognizable or whatever it is that keeps actors working.

[QUOTE=DonDadda59]n*gga please :oldlol:

I was signed to an exclusive deal with a major bicoastal talent agency..[/QUOTE]

which agency, if you dont mind? you gonna be in LA at some point or gonna milk the east coast a bit longer?

[QUOTE=DonDadda59]Why is posting headshots a big deal anyway? You guys do realize that literally anyone who wants headshots can get them right?
[/quote]

I have seen some of the funniest f*cking headshots, I wish it were ethical to compile some of them for a funny bathroom reader. Hideous style, hideous choices, hair/makeup, expressions, etc. Amazing. We get these little printouts from central casting when we're casting weird shit like dead bodies or guys in the band (odd parts where we need a non speaking specialty role) that have 9 little polaroid type shots of actors, truly unbelievable, you can't believe the nut jobs in this town.

[quote=DonDizzle59]
The real question is how the hell is this guy going to get any casting director or agent to take 15 seconds out of their day to acknowledge that he even exists. Headshots w/ no credits, no training, and a d*uchebag countenance/attitude= shit in your hands.[/QUOTE]

sadly there's a lot of truth to this, I was going to suggest (to you Starface) making a few things up on your resume. Commercials or plays back east maybe, I don't know. Not sure it matters but I know they aren't going to look into that stuff. And I stand by the suggestion of getting on low budget indy stuff so you can build up your reel. DonDadda will even admit there's a lot of luck involved. Luck and nepotism, you're gonna need a little bit of one or the other (or both). Be cool to everyone you meet on these productions, you never know who's going to be producing or directing some thing you'd like to be in.


anyways you guys should play nice, maybe you'll be in the next miami vice together. (someone with good photoshop skills please make a miami vice poster with starface as don johnson and don as tubbs)

[QUOTE=DonDadda59]Why is posting headshots a big deal anyway? You guys do realize that literally anyone who wants headshots can get them right?[/QUOTE]

Its not a big deal.

[QUOTE=GOBB]Its not a big deal.[/QUOTE]

YOU made the thread asking for them, then promptly bumped it again at the end of the week!!!!!!!!


[SIZE="7"][COLOR="Lime"]L[/COLOR][COLOR="Magenta"]M[/COLOR][COLOR="Blue"]A[/COLOR][COLOR="Red"]O[/COLOR]![/SIZE] and now i've named the simple criteria for posting the shots, that being you stating on the record what exactly it is you do for a living, and you're like "pssh, i mean you know its no big deal if you post 'em or whatever"


gobb, you seriously fail in every imaginable way. you ended up getting completely punked in your own thread lol. oh gobb. i dont even know what to say.....

lol phuckin gobb.

watch him wait 3 days pretending like he doesnt notice the thread and then finally make a post that has nothing to do with the clear, easy, totally resolvable solution, that being him just simply telling everyone what he does for a living.

gobb i remember one time we caught you in a lie about being a "junior accountant" maybe you could bs that again? hell, if you just up and tell everyone that you do nothing except live in your moms basement in the philly burbs i'll post the shot. of course, i remember you already tried to claim the "GOBB" that posted on phillyburbs.com wasn't you :roll: i guess you have too much gangsta pride to admit to posting on a site about the suburbs.

either way gobb, you are funny. funny how? funny like you're a clown? you're here to amuse us? well, yes. :oldlol:

let's go gobb, time's a-wastin.

you just posted in this thread and you're posting in the bball forum, so we all know you're here.

time to man up, goob. you created a thread asking to see my headshot. you bumped the thread later in the week, asking to see it again.

all it takes now is for you to throw out a couple sentences describing what you do for a living. is that really enough to make you duck a thread in embarrassment????? :lol almost everyone here has given a description of what they do to earn income. it's your turn gobb. you started the thread and apparently a lot of people are reading it. and everyone's apparently eager to see the shots.

so it's all on you. let's go.

[QUOTE=EroticVanilla]Tis but a fools dream to ever be in the stratosphere of intelligence that the great starface has entered. His original username is representative of many things: he is as bright and as hot as a star, his meteoric rise to the top of Hollywood is reminiscent of Haley's comet, legends like him are one in a generation.

Needless to say I would commit suicide just on the off chance that Hinduism is right and I were reborn as just one cell on this gods body. The risk of being wrong about Hinduism is worth the reward of being right.[/QUOTE]
:roll:

bump 4 gobb

I made this thread because as you usually do? Invite us into your delusional world by telling us [I]"I'll have headshot photos Wed, so you all can see!"[/I]. I created a thread for entertainment purposes which I'm getting by the way as posters treat you like a human pinata. In hopes you actually do post headshots so we can all laugh and clown on them. And if you dont? Well we can roast you for lying further supporting how delusional you are as this road to Hollywood is one big daydream. Someone pinch starface. Or do your parents do that for you since they still support you financially?

I bumped this thread to see if you feed us some silly excuse or actually post them. Again for entertainment purposes and you dont fail there. Wed came and went and when I ask where the photos are? You reply [I]"Hey just as i read your post I got an email with an attatchment of my headshots. I'll post them soon as they are airbrushed and photoshopped later this week"[/I]. Later this week has 1 foot out the door and if you dont hurry it'll leave. Where are thou headshots o Romeo? You reply [I]"I have them right here. Right now. But you have to tell me things about your life before I post them. I want to see if you are still dependant on your parents like I am. And well if you're not then i'll joke on whatever you do like I do DueceWallaces. Or if I cant joke on what you do like rufuspaul i'll make fun of your looks and age. Then I'll give you my redundant nonsense how my life > yours, my life to be >>>> yours blah blah blah. So yeah you want these headshots then you gotta give up something for it."[/I]

Hence why its not a big deal to me or anyone in this thread because you either post them or dont. We'll still joke on you regardless. No one wants to type we really dont care if he posts them or not. Why? You may not post them if you did go to the mall and take glamour shots lookin like Lil Jon Benet Ramsey. And well whatever headshots you have we'd like to see and just laugh at you. Sounds silly. But thats the truth of the matter. But why the holdup? You're coming off like Pacman. You're in here arguing with people who have jobs, bank accounts. And those who dont arent posting like they are actually someone important. Actually humble, cool not an assclown such as yourself. You're nothing more than an extra monthly bill for your parents. Until you lose that status? Until you lose that silver spoon in your mouth. Maybe we can chop it up a bit about life outside of the internet.


And about that finding me posting on another website? Thats balloney. I explained it to your simply minded self already. I have to hold your bike while you attempt to pedal again. My username on ISH was God of BBALL and Return of God of BBALL. Posters there shortened my username to "GOBB". So when ISH created this board we're on now? I just went with GOBB as my username. Everyone types it anyone, makes sense to use it right? You googled my username (like seriously) and noticed someone posted under "gobb" on a philly burb site. GOBB lives in Philly but moved to the burbs, this has to be him. Yet the date that user used "gobb" was prior to this board being created. And it was in lowercase, I type GOBB in caps. Do you even still have the link? Post it. Because what that person using the name wrote was nothing I would type.



I googled myself and found...

[URL="http://www.youtube.com/user/gobb"]GOBB's videos[/URL]

A youtube user named gobb. Thats me too? I'm sure it is right. :rolleyes:

I dont go by "GOBB" on other msgboards, any websites I may be on. Just here. Explained that to you 100 times, now its 101.


[URL="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gobb"]GOBB defined on urbandictionary[/URL]



Hey d!ckface, want to know what I do for a living? I'm a baker...

[URL="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Tulsa-OK/Oodles-Gobbs-Cheesecake-Shoppe/194456701951"]Oodle's and GOBB's Cheesecakes[/URL]



Look I'm on twitter...

[URL="http://twitter.com/gobb"]http://twitter.com/gobb[/URL]

Google has a list of gobb hits. I'm all of them. :violin:

Vintage GOBB :oldlol:

[QUOTE=GOBB]I made this thread because as you usually do? Invite us into your delusional world by telling us [I]"I'll have headshot photos Wed, so you all can see!"[/I]. I created a thread for entertainment purposes which I'm getting by the way as posters treat you like a human pinata. In hopes you actually do post headshots so we can all laugh and clown on them. And if you dont? Well we can roast you for lying further supporting how delusional you are as this road to Hollywood is one big daydream. Someone pinch starface. Or do your parents do that for you since they still support you financially?

I bumped this thread to see if you feed us some silly excuse or actually post them. Again for entertainment purposes and you dont fail there. Wed came and went and when I ask where the photos are? You reply [I]"Hey just as i read your post I got an email with an attatchment of my headshots. I'll post them soon as they are airbrushed and photoshopped later this week"[/I]. Later this week has 1 foot out the door and if you dont hurry it'll leave. Where are thou headshots o Romeo? You reply [I]"I have them right here. Right now. But you have to tell me things about your life before I post them. I want to see if you are still dependant on your parents like I am. And well if you're not then i'll joke on whatever you do like I do DueceWallaces. Or if I cant joke on what you do like rufuspaul i'll make fun of your looks and age. Then I'll give you my redundant nonsense how my life > yours, my life to be >>>> yours blah blah blah. So yeah you want these headshots then you gotta give up something for it."[/I]

Hence why its not a big deal to me or anyone in this thread because you either post them or dont. We'll still joke on you regardless. No one wants to type we really dont care if he posts them or not. Why? You may not post them if you did go to the mall and take glamour shots lookin like Lil Jon Benet Ramsey. And well whatever headshots you have we'd like to see and just laugh at you. Sounds silly. But thats the truth of the matter. But why the holdup? You're coming off like Pacman. You're in here arguing with people who have jobs, bank accounts. And those who dont arent posting like they are actually someone important. Actually humble, cool not an assclown such as yourself. You're nothing more than an extra monthly bill for your parents. Until you lose that status? Until you lose that silver spoon in your mouth. Maybe we can chop it up a bit about life outside of the internet.


And about that finding me posting on another website? Thats balloney. I explained it to your simply minded self already. I have to hold your bike while you attempt to pedal again. My username on ISH was God of BBALL and Return of God of BBALL. Posters there shortened my username to "GOBB". So when ISH created this board we're on now? I just went with GOBB as my username. Everyone types it anyone, makes sense to use it right? You googled my username (like seriously) and noticed someone posted under "gobb" on a philly burb site. GOBB lives in Philly but moved to the burbs, this has to be him. Yet the date that user used "gobb" was prior to this board being created. And it was in lowercase, I type GOBB in caps. Do you even still have the link? Post it. Because what that person using the name wrote was nothing I would type.



I googled myself and found...

[URL="http://www.youtube.com/user/gobb"]GOBB's videos[/URL]

A youtube user named gobb. Thats me too? I'm sure it is right. :rolleyes:

I dont go by "GOBB" on other msgboards, any websites I may be on. Just here. Explained that to you 100 times, now its 101.


[URL="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gobb"]GOBB defined on urbandictionary[/URL]



Hey d!ckface, want to know what I do for a living? I'm a baker...

[URL="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Tulsa-OK/Oodles-Gobbs-Cheesecake-Shoppe/194456701951"]Oodle's and GOBB's Cheesecakes[/URL]



Look I'm on twitter...

[URL="http://twitter.com/gobb"]http://twitter.com/gobb[/URL]

Google has a list of gobb hits. I'm all of them. :violin:[/QUOTE]

lol gobb, you make me laugh. you are like the jim rome of the internet. your entire sense of pride in life comes from "burning" people on the internet in front of all your e-peers. you try way to hard to setup your "burns" and then feel all good about yourself for doing a burn in from of all your e-peeps. you live for your reputation on the web. seriously classic. sure, you may not have anything to contribute when it comes to sports, music, politics, not having a bedroom down the hall from your moms, etc. but as a 35 year old man, you sure can flame people on the internet with forced lame metaphors, stretch comparisons, corny rhetoric, etc. lol

BUT don't think by typing out a long post it's gonna excuse you from answering the question or divert attention from the matter at hand. All that typing and you STILL didnt answer the question!!!!!!!!!

GOBB, AS A 34 YEAR OLD MALE LIVING IN HIS PARENTS BASEMENT, WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING??!!?!?!

There will be no other discussion here until you answer this question lol.

[QUOTE]lol gobb, you make me laugh. you are like the jim rome of the internet. your entire sense of pride in life comes from "burning" people on the internet in front of all your e-peers. you try way to hard to setup your "burns" and then feel all good about yourself for doing a burn in from of all your e-peeps. you live for your reputation on the web. seriously classic. sure, you may not have anything to contribute when it comes to sports, music, politics, not having a bedroom down the hall from your moms, etc. [B]but as a 35 year old man[/B], you sure can flame people on the internet with forced lame metaphors, stretch comparisons, corny rhetoric, etc. lol

BUT don't think by typing out a long post it's gonna excuse you from answering the question or divert attention from the matter at hand. All that typing and you STILL didnt answer the question!!!!!!!!!

GOBB, [B]AS A 34 YEAR OLD MALE[/B] LIVING IN HIS PARENTS BASEMENT, WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING??!!?!?!

There will be no other discussion here until you answer this question lol.[/QUOTE]


[QUOTE]i thought he was 35?[/QUOTE]

I'm Benjamin Button.

This thread is going nowhere!!!:rant

[QUOTE=chungerball]This thread is going nowhere!!!:rant[/QUOTE]
just like chris' acting career. Hiyo!

[QUOTE=boozehound]just like chris' acting career. Hiyo![/QUOTE]

[img]http://www.nndb.com/people/377/000114035/jimrome03.jpg[/img][SIZE="5"]-"Chris"[/SIZE]

Chrissy Samuels

[QUOTE=boozehound]just like chris' acting career. Hiyo![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DeuceWallaces]Chrissy Samuels[/QUOTE]



viral marketing ftw, thanks guys.


pump me up on the other websites you visit as well if you can

[QUOTE=Tito Beasley]viral marketing ftw, thanks guys.


pump me up on the other websites you visit as well if you can[/QUOTE]


wouldn't people have to know who you actually are for viral marketing to work? you fail at self promotion.

"i can't wait to see that tito beasley movie"

"who the fugg is tito beasly?"

[QUOTE=rezznor]wouldn't people have to know who you actually are for viral marketing to work? you fail at self promotion.

"i can't wait to see that tito beasley movie"

"who the fugg is tito beasly?"[/QUOTE]


wait a minute....



are you really that stupid or are you just pretending for the lulz?

[QUOTE=Tito Beasley]wait a minute....



are you really that stupid or are you just pretending for the lulz?[/QUOTE]

What type of acting do you feel is your best strength? Comedy, drama, action or a bit of everything?

[QUOTE=IcanzIIravor]What type of acting do you feel is your best strength? Comedy, drama, action or a bit of everything?[/QUOTE]
Reality tv.

[QUOTE=Uncle Ruckus]surprise surprise anotha hood rat living off his momma and the good will o the us govament

now that stepinfetchit done done what you ask i think you should bless this board wit your pleasant pictures so we can honor and marvel at yo beautiful striking classic european features

don' let us down[/QUOTE]
much better gimmick then that hippie one

[QUOTE=rezznor]much better gimmick then that hippie one[/QUOTE]

agreed! Uncle ruckus is the shiit.

The boy wonder is back (or stopped lurking that is).

Pix? :confusedshrug:

[QUOTE=rufuspaul]Never even thought to apply to med school. How many dentists do you know who flunked out of said school? I don't know of any and I know a few.[/QUOTE]

I thought it was nearly impossible to flunk out of med school unless you really, really give them absolutely no other choice? At least after the first year.

[QUOTE=rufuspaul]This part of your post, where you answer the question posed by the OP, is quite good and to the point. I didn't expect that.[/QUOTE]

As Jay put it, he's still always gunna be a Craftsman tool.

*Starface w/ Reptile avatar* Who wants to buy my ITunes library? $250................c'mon guys, $175??????

[QUOTE=Tito Beasley]Wow, 30 patients in a day huh? As I look online, that's well above the average number reported.

Also, healthcaresalaryonline.com reports that the average annual salary for a dentist is 135k per year. But the figure you made today, averaged over a year, would be just over 2 million. My, you're doing well.

By the way, the figure I'm making, extrapolated over a year, is 148k

:pimp:[/QUOTE]

U are so very pathetic for researching dental field daily averages just to call out a 'loser' (Rufus is one of the best posters here) on a lie

did we ever see his promised headshots he made such a big deal out of? what a ****ing tool

[QUOTE=boozehound]did we ever see his promised headshots he made such a big deal out of? what a ****ing tool[/QUOTE]

:oldlol:

The tools making a big deal about the head shots are GOBB and Boozehound and their followers

[QUOTE=I am that I am]The tools making a big deal about the head shots are GOBB and Boozehound and their followers[/QUOTE]
uh ok, Bruinlove. He talked them up and told everyone he'd post them in exchange for some information (which he got). He even went out of his way to photoshop them up and post them mostly blacked out. Just shows hes not a man of his word, which was to be expected.

Whats the matter, havent been embarrassed enough by being factually incorrect in everythread in the OTC? Did I hurt your feelings and pride by repeatedly calling you on your bullshit?

[QUOTE=boozehound]uh ok, Bruinlove. He talked them up and told everyone he'd post them in exchange for some information (which he got). He even went out of his way to photoshop them up and post them mostly blacked out. Just shows hes not a man of his word, which was to be expected.

Whats the matter, havent been embarrassed enough by being factually incorrect in everythread in the OTC? Did I hurt your feelings and pride by repeatedly calling you on your bullshit?[/QUOTE]
wow why so defensive? :roll:

u mad?