My dad got mad at my mom for going too easy on my schoolwork. So I can't go on ISH as often anymore. :(
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My dad got mad at my mom for going too easy on my schoolwork. So I can't go on ISH as often anymore. :(
[QUOTE=SourPatchKids]My dad got mad at my mom for going too easy on my schoolwork. So I can't go on ISH as often anymore. :([/QUOTE]
Get that shit done with efficiency and then get yo ass on here. :cheers:
Last post for the night. + $1.50
There's a really cute sophmore in my biology class and we sit next to each other but it's almost impossible to get a conversation going(besides can I borrow a pen etc) because we have to follow the teacher along while looking at our iPads. Also, the group she hangs out with at lunch/off periods consists of sophmore/junior girls who basically surround her. And I don't know any of them cause they're a grade or 2 older than me. And she's not the type of girl to be impressed just because I play sports and a musical instrument. What do I do? :( . Inb4 20 troll posts and 2 posts with real advice.
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[QUOTE=SourPatchKids]There's a really cute sophmore in my biology class and we sit next to each other but it's almost impossible to get a conversation going(besides can I borrow a pen etc) because we have to follow the teacher along while looking at our iPads. Also, the group she hangs out with at lunch/off periods consists of sophmore/junior girls who basically surround her. And I don't know any of them cause they're a grade or 2 older than me. And she's not the type of girl to be impressed just because I play sports and a musical instrument. What do I do? :( . Inb4 20 troll posts and 2 posts with real advice.
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gotta just start a conversation... girls are impressed with confidence. just start a conversation and make sure you are able to keep it going.
don't just start a conversation that ends in 30 seconds.... then you make sure it ends on a good note.
then make her laugh... dont f*ck that part up and make a weird joke though.
then you just have to try to talk to her in class for a little while and then move on to talking to her in he cliche...
if she doesn't talk to you after that then you f*cked up.
if you do it right then she will like you, but if you start a flawless converstion and make her really laugh then you got her in the bear trap and she is yours for the taking.
[QUOTE=SourPatchKids]There's a really cute sophmore in my biology class and we sit next to each other but it's almost impossible to get a conversation going(besides can I borrow a pen etc) because we have to follow the teacher along while looking at our iPads. Also, the group she hangs out with at lunch/off periods consists of sophmore/junior girls who basically surround her. And I don't know any of them cause they're a grade or 2 older than me. And she's not the type of girl to be impressed just because I play sports and a musical instrument. What do I do? :( . Inb4 20 troll posts and 2 posts with real advice.
[COLOR="White"]oh snap 3700 posts bitches![/COLOR][/QUOTE]
It starts with you, you gotta spark something. Kinda like LBJMVP said, but it doesn't have to be conversation. Can't talk in class? Pass notes. I did that plenty in high-school, trust me, you put something funny or sweet on that note, you're in. Just don't be creepy SPK.
[QUOTE=SourPatchKids]There's a really cute sophmore in my biology class and we sit next to each other but it's almost impossible to get a conversation going(besides can I borrow a pen etc) because we have to follow the teacher along while looking at our iPads. Also, the group she hangs out with at lunch/off periods consists of sophmore/junior girls who basically surround her. And I don't know any of them cause they're a grade or 2 older than me. And she's not the type of girl to be impressed just because I play sports and a musical instrument. What do I do? :( . Inb4 20 troll posts and 2 posts with real advice.
[COLOR="White"]oh snap 3700 posts bitches![/COLOR][/QUOTE]
Try catching her on your way to class, strike up a conversation on the way so that when you get in class & can't really talk the "seed" has been planted for that day. While in class try to make a few clever comment (don't over due it) that might make her laugh. Show off your personality & just be yourself.
Be confident, even if you the most insecure person in the world the key is to never let them know that (at least not at first) women love confidence.
Just don't rush it, if you have a class with her every day then you're golden. Make a habit of having a relaxed/fun convo with her before class & when given the moments in class.
She'll start looking forward to that class, and once that happens it'll be easy from there.
Don't be overly flirty though, just enough to let her know that you've noticed her, but you're not sure if she's worth the effort (even if she is)
[QUOTE=LBJMVP]
if you do it right then she will like you, but if you start a flawless converstion and make her really laugh then you got her in the bear trap and she is yours for the taking.[/QUOTE]
That's the thing I'm scared about, starting a conversation that goes nowhere. But if I overthink what I try to say I get all awkward and shit.
[QUOTE=SourPatchKids]That's the thing I'm scared about, starting a conversation that goes nowhere. But if I overthink what I try to say I get all awkward and shit.[/QUOTE]
Notes my child. Start with notes.
[QUOTE=Batz] Just don't be creepy SPK.[/QUOTE]
I had one bad experience in middle school that sorta made me less confident talking to girls. Like now I'm too worried about coming off as creepy that I start conversations less. Also I don't smile as often cause my smiles can be kinda creepy.
[QUOTE=Batz]Notes my child. Start with notes.[/QUOTE]
Well first of all I'll look extremely suspicious having a pen out because we do almost all our work on the iPad. Also we sit near the front of the class so it's almost impossible not to get caught.
[QUOTE=SourPatchKids]That's the thing I'm scared about, starting a conversation that goes nowhere. But if I overthink what I try to say I get all awkward and shit.[/QUOTE]
Bro the secret is if the convo is getting awkward, call it out. It it's awkward just be like "wow.. im pretty awkward sorry" but say it in a nice way. Use your "smooth" voice. This will break any awkward ice & will most likely make her laugh. She'll see that your not afraid to poke fun at yourself & it's a good way to show off your sense of humor
it's all in the delivery though
[QUOTE=SourPatchKids]Well first of all I'll look extremely suspicious having a pen out because we do almost all our work on the iPad. Also we sit near the front of the class so it's almost impossible not to get caught.[/QUOTE]
Risk takers. Now you're in buddy, you can't lose. Messages on the iPad? Get creative. Or go start a conversation. I'm only suggesting notes because of your situation and it reminds me of my youth.
[QUOTE=TheMarkMadsen]Bro the secret is if the convo is getting awkward, call it out. It it's awkward just be like "wow.. im pretty awkward sorry" but say it in a nice way. Use your "smooth" voice. This will break any awkward ice & will most likely make her laugh. She'll see that your not afraid to poke fun at yourself & it's a good way to show off your sense of humor[/QUOTE]
Don't ever mention how awkward a situation is. Worst ice-breaker, once you say something is awkward, it becomes apparant that everything is actually awkward. But making fun of yourself on purpose = best ice-breaker for sure.
It starts in my toes
and I crinkle my nose
where ever it goes I always know
that you make me smile
please stay for a while now
just take your time
where ever you go
[QUOTE=SourPatchKids]It starts in my toes
and I crinkle my nose
where ever it goes I always know
that you make me smile
please stay for a while now
just take your time
where ever you go[/QUOTE]
No. Try again.
[QUOTE=Batz]No. Try again.[/QUOTE]
If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go
I can take you places you ain't never been before
Baby take a chance or you'll never ever ever know
I got money in my hands that I'd really like to blow
Swag swag swag, on you
Chillin by the fire while we eatin' fondue
I dunno about me but I know about you
[QUOTE=SourPatchKids]If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go
I can take you places you ain't never been before
Baby take a chance or you'll never ever ever know
I got money in my hands that I'd really like to blow
Swag swag swag, on you
Chillin by the fire while we eatin' fondue
I dunno about me but I know about you[/QUOTE]
Get serious.
[QUOTE=Batz]Get serious.[/QUOTE]
Alrightee. Drop me some lines. Casual conversation ice-breakers. I need to upgrade my word choice.
[QUOTE=BuffaloBill]This was my ringtone for 2 weeks. The hoes loved it.[/QUOTE]
We can't have our phones on during school. :(
[QUOTE=SourPatchKids]Alrightee. Drop me some lines. Casual conversation ice-breakers. I need to upgrade my word choice.[/QUOTE]
Make her laugh.
If I don't get laid by senior year I'll say it's because my mommy told me never to get a girlfriend until I was rich and successful.
[QUOTE=SourPatchKids]If I don't get laid by senior year I'll say it's because my mommy told me never to get a girlfriend until I was rich and successful.[/QUOTE]
Make her laugh with a stupid note in the middle of class shit SPK focus.
[QUOTE=SourPatchKids]That's the thing I'm scared about, starting a conversation that goes nowhere. But if I overthink what I try to say I get all awkward and shit.[/QUOTE]
dont overthink it....
she sits next to you right?
just walk in and say hey, how are you doing today.
she will answer however she wants, and then you reply with a comment about your day, and then make a funny comment about something goofy your teacher does. (she will instantly relate and laugh)
i can't tell you anymore because the practice converstaion never goes how you played but those lines i gave you are a guarentee.
[QUOTE=Batz]Make her laugh with a stupid note in the middle of class shit SPK focus.[/QUOTE]
What should it be about? Her? me? The teacher/ the class?
or a joke about school in general
[QUOTE=LBJMVP]dont overthink it....
she sits next to you right?
just walk in and say hey, how are you doing today.
she will answer however she wants, and then you reply with a comment about your day, and then make a funny comment about something goofy your teacher does. (she will instantly relate and laugh)
i can't tell you anymore because the practice converstaion never goes how you played but those lines i gave you are a guarentee.[/QUOTE]
Alrightee can't be that much harder to actually do this than just saying it in my head.
[QUOTE=Mr. I'm So Rad]You n!ggas have iPads in school? :biggums:[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=SourPatchKids]Alrightee can't be that much harder to actually do this than just saying it in my head.[/QUOTE]
the first two lines are a easy.
"hey, how are you doin today."
"im good, you"
"(say how your day is or whatever and then figure out something goofy your teacher does and ask her if she notices it)
she will laugh and agree
the rest is up to you.
[QUOTE=SourPatchKids]What should it be about? Her? me? The teacher/ the class?
or a joke about school in general[/QUOTE]
I can't say. We can't say. We can't tell you what to say, we can just help you in areas such as on what to do. It's up to you really. Class/Teacher are the easy target. Don't ever make fun of her, don't ever make fun of her.
Repeat it. Type it out three times, and say it out loud ten times just so you don't screw this up. You don't ever make fun of her.
Expectations:
"hey, how are you doin today."
"im good, you"
"(say how your day is or whatever and then figure out something goofy your teacher does and ask her if she notices it)
she will laugh and agree
Reality:
*awkward moment before I finally make eye contact*
"hey, how are you doing today?"
*awkward pause*
Her playing with her hair absentmindedly: "Oh, uh hi what's up?
me:" Nothing much"
she cuts me off before I get to ask about her:" Haha okay."
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My note method is flawless if you make her laugh on the first note.
But then you'll have to talk to her sooner or later. Which.. I guess... good luck.
[QUOTE=SourPatchKids]Expectations:
"hey, how are you doin today."
"im good, you"
"(say how your day is or whatever and then figure out something goofy your teacher does and ask her if she notices it)
she will laugh and agree
Reality:
*awkward moment before I finally make eye contact*
"hey, how are you doing today?"
*awkward pause*
Her playing with her hair absentmindedly: "Oh, uh hi what's up?
me:" Nothing much"
she cuts me off before I get to ask about her:" Haha okay."
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if thats how you think you will act then no one can help you.
you just walk up and and sit next to her and say, hey, how are you today.
she has to answer, if she doesn't answer then its game over.
if she does then she will 100% ask how you are, and just F*ckin tell her how you are.
"im doin pretty good (slight pause) hey, have you ever noticed .......(find somthing about your teacher, make sure its good... the way he talk, but do a good impersonation. somthing he wears everyday. some weird twitch he has, somthing).........about our teacher
The good thing is that in her eyes, I'm more attractive than 95% of the class. Which isn't saying much because the class is filled with super smart little Indian kids. But Today she came in late, took one look at the desks available, and sat down next to me. Unfortunately, we barely even talked. Hard work just to make it to the eye contact phase.
[QUOTE=Batz]My note method is flawless if you make her laugh on the first note.
But then you'll have to talk to her sooner or later. Which.. I guess... good luck.[/QUOTE]
yup, it really is easy to start the conversation...
just find a way to get a good laugh.... not a, i can't believe this guy just say that laugh, but a good laugh
[QUOTE=LBJMVP]if thats how you think you will act then no one can help you.
you just walk up and and sit next to her and say, hey, how are you today.
she has to answer, if she doesn't answer then its game over.
if she does then she will 100% ask how you are, and just F*ckin tell her how you are.
"im doin pretty good (slight pause) hey, have you ever noticed .......(find somthing about your teacher, make sure its good... the way he talk, but do a good impersonation. somthing he wears everyday. some weird twitch he has, somthing).........about our teacher[/QUOTE]
Alright ƒuck it, I'm going to do exactly this in Bio class tommorow.
One more question Oh Great Poon Sensei: What's the best way to compliment a girl? Her hair, her perfume, her clothes, her eyes, or other?
[QUOTE=SourPatchKids]Alright **** it, I'm going to do exactly this in Bio class tommorow.
One more question Oh Great Poon Sensei: What's the best way to compliment a girl? Her hair, her perfume, her clothes, her eyes, or other?[/QUOTE]
Scent. Always the scent. Not in a creepy way!
Hair is weird, clothes will give her the wrong impression, you compliment the eyes when you're flirting.
[QUOTE=Batz]Scent. Always the scent. Not in a creepy way!
Hair is weird, clothes will give her the wrong impression, you compliment the eyes when you're flirting.[/QUOTE]
She has a faint smell of apples and lemons. Not super strong cheap perfume some girls wear. It might even be her shampoo because it's not very noticeable but it is extremely pleasant.
[QUOTE=SourPatchKids]She has a faint smell of apples and lemons. Not super strong cheap perfume some girls wear. It might even be her shampoo because it's not very noticeable but it is extremely pleasant.[/QUOTE]
Yeah see if you say that, that is creepy.
[QUOTE=SourPatchKids]Alright
[QUOTE=SourPatchKids]She has a faint smell of apples and lemons. Not super strong cheap perfume some girls wear. It might even be her shampoo because it's not very noticeable but it is extremely pleasant.[/QUOTE]
just think about saying
"hey, you smell like apples and lemons"
to a girl.
just doesn't work.