JtotheIzzo, also do one for me me :D
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JtotheIzzo, also do one for me me :D
[QUOTE=JtotheIzzo]Pro Comparison
Bruce Bowen
Kiwi took the hard road to the league with a few stints overseas but with his ability to knock down open shots and play lockdown defense Kiwi improved to the point where he earned himself an invite to the ISH national team camp. Recognized as one of the best defenders in the game Kiwi has become an integral part of his squad and a regular on the all defensive team. It hasn't been all sunshine for the vitamin C packed baller though as his distractors have accused him of taking too many cheap shots, and being a 'dangerous' player. Is he is just getting in their head or he is taking liberties with their safety? This answer will make itself clear in time(a recent banning by commisioner jeff doesn't bode well), but in the meantime Kiwi will continue to contribute to a championship caliber team.
Strengths:
work ethic, defense, offense away from the ball, three point shooting
Weaknesses:
Ball handling, image[/QUOTE]
:cheers: i like the comparison thanks bro respect!
[QUOTE=LakersDynasty]Some high praise there from Targus. :cheers:
JtotheIzzo, do me tomorrow (no homo).[/QUOTE]
Pro Comparison:
Shawn Marion
Often overlooked due to the throngs of lakers fans with laker usernames on this board LakerDynasty has consistently contributed quality everytime he has stepped onto the floor. A great hustler with surprising range, LD can score in bunches while also possessing the defensive acumen to draw the toughest match up night in and night out. A consistent producer and a gazelle in the open floor, Lake Dy will almost undoubtedly be a perennial all star in an up tempo system. Fundamentals are an issue for LD however as he has often been able to hide this weakness behind his superior athleticism, but with his good work ethic and commitment to the game he will continue to improve on these.
strengths:
athleticism, defense, filling the lanes, finishing, rebounding
weaknesses:
ball handling, creating shots, disappears for phases of the game
[QUOTE=JtotheIzzo]Pro Comparison:
Shawn Marion
Often overlooked due to the throngs of lakers fans with laker usernames on this board LakerDynasty has consistently contributed quality everytime he has stepped onto the floor. A great hustler with surprising range, LD can score in bunches while also possessing the defensive acumen to draw the toughest match up night in and night out. A consistent producer and a gazelle in the open floor, Lake Dy will almost undoubtedly be a perennial all star in an up tempo system. Fundamentals are an issue for LD however as he has often been able to hide this weakness behind his superior athleticism, but with his good work ethic and commitment to the game he will continue to improve on these.
strengths:
athleticism, defense, filling the lanes, finishing, rebounding
weaknesses:
ball handling, creating shots, disappears for phases of the game[/QUOTE]
Haha that's great, very creative. :cheers:
[QUOTE=poorlilrich]JtotheIzzo make me one too, please[/QUOTE]
Pro Comparison:
Antoine Walker
With the ability to fill up a stat sheet in a short time, poorlilrich approaches the game with a great zest and zeal. Like few other players, PLR can make himself the focal point of the attack and dominate the ball. This approach has with it it's own pros and cons as lil-R has fallen out of favor with a few clubs and fans when fortunes turn sour. There is no doubt of the offensive explosiveness in PLR's game but candidly coaches and management rue his shot selection and radio hosts frequently target him (often unfairly) for loses, due mainly to his career 41% fg pct. Last season however was PLR's best as a pro so some GMs will be more than willing to take a chance on him for the MLE when he becomes an unrestricted free agent.
Strengths:
shooting range, offensive rebounding, creatitvity, intensity
Weaknesses:
shot selection, team play, defense
[QUOTE=Sword.Dragons]Izzo, do one for me. I'm [U]AtTheDriveIn[/U][/QUOTE]
jess jemon???!!!!!! jebinte
jeff banned u???? :roll: :oldlol:
he was right, he became more friendly now!!!
:pimp:
[QUOTE=guangmoreno]jess jemon???!!!!!! jebinte
jeff banned u???? :roll: :oldlol:
he was right, he became more friendly now!!!
:pimp:[/QUOTE]
Jebinte?
[QUOTE=loot]And don't say I'm Viny Del Negro...[/QUOTE]
-I'll project you in rookie format Loot (no idea why, just kind of fits IMO)
Pro Comparison:
Dirk Nowitzki, Andrea Barngnani
Another seven foot European with range, Loot will look to cash in on some serious NBA loot after this upcoming draft where he is slated to go very early in the lottery and depending on the status of Greg Oden and Kevin Durant perhaps as high as number one. What separate's Loot from other continental big men is his desire to mix it up and demand the ball in clutch situations (9 game winners in two seasons with Maccabi Tel Aviv). With nice back to the basket skills and three point range Loot could be a perennial all star in the NBA. Footwork and lateral movement on defense have concerned some scouts, but Loot's size and 7'6" wingspan makes up for a lot of defensive deficiencies.
Strengths:
polished offensive game (both inside and out), size, intensity, desire
Weaknesses:
perimeter defense, foot speed
sorry to maintain sanity I was forced to:
[QUOTE]This message is hidden because guangmoreno is on your ignore list.[/QUOTE]
I'd say "do me," but why do I think I'd end up as the 16-year-old Serbian prospect playing in Greece?
[QUOTE=JtotheIzzo]-I'll project you in rookie format Loot (no idea why, just kind of fits IMO)
Pro Comparison:
Dirk Nowitzki, Andrea Barngnani
Another seven foot European with range, Loot will look to cash in on some serious NBA loot after this upcoming draft where he is slated to go very early in the lottery and depending on the status of Greg Oden and Kevin Durant perhaps as high as number one. What separate's Loot from other continental big men is his desire to mix it up and demand the ball in clutch situations (9 game winners in two seasons with Maccabi Tel Aviv). With nice back to the basket skills and three point range Loot could be a perennial all star in the NBA. Footwork and lateral movement on defense have concerned some scouts, but Loot's size and 7'6" wingspan makes up for a lot of defensive deficiencies.
Strengths:
polished offensive game (both inside and out), size, intensity, desire
Weaknesses:
perimeter defense, foot speed[/QUOTE]
WTF? This is great hahahahaha, thanks.
I better be next!
[QUOTE=Sword.Dragons]I better be next![/QUOTE]
I got no feel for your posting style brah...hook me up with a couple of links to some of your work
I gotta have a feel, these things dont write themselves
[QUOTE=JtotheIzzo]I got no feel for your posting style brah...hook me up with a couple of links to some of your work
I gotta have a feel, these things dont write themselves[/QUOTE]
Lol, look at anything by AtTheDriveIn. All of this **** by Sword.Dragons is crap.
I got banned by Baller1986 for apparently harassing him.
[URL="http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=39491"]Link to most recent thing[/URL]
[QUOTE=Sword.Dragons]Lol, look at anything by AtTheDriveIn. All of this **** by Sword.Dragons is crap.
I got banned by Baller1986 for apparently harassing him.
[URL="http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=39491"]Link to most recent thing[/URL][/QUOTE]
okay okay now Im feeling you, I have lashed out at that ass clown several times, the fact that he isnt barred for life is a black eye to the quality of this board.
[QUOTE=JtotheIzzo]okay okay now Im feeling you, I have lashed out at that ass clown several times, the fact that he isnt barred for life is a black eye to the quality of this board.[/QUOTE]
Yeah I'm banned till the 5th. He just created another name, and when i tried to point out that he was still the same idiot, i got banned.
Anyway, I just want to hear my comparison :D
[QUOTE=Sword.Dragons]Yeah I'm banned till the 5th. He just created another name, and when i tried to point out that he was still the same idiot, i got banned.
Anyway, I just want to hear my comparison :D[/QUOTE]
Pro Comparison:
Andrew Bogut
After leading division two in rebounding as a senior and cementing his reputation in the Portsmouth Invitational, where he beat up on division one talent from much more heralded schools, Swords Dragons became the 45th selection of the 2002 draft. Since entering the league he has proven to be a more-than-serviceable big man with 86 double doubles and a knack for mixing it up inside(37 career flagrant fouls and two suspensions). Never one to back down from a challenge, S-D is frequently called upon to defend some of the league's best bigs. Known for his rugged style of play, Swordy has made himself into a solid professional and developed a nice post game.
Strengths:
Post defense, rebounding, interior scoring
Weaknesses:
shooting, temper, passing
[QUOTE=JtotheIzzo]Pro Comparison:
Andrew Bogut
After leading division two in rebounding as a senior and cementing his reputation in the Portsmouth Invitational, where he beat up on division one talent from much more heralded schools, Swords Dragons became the 45th selection of the 2002 draft. Since entering the league he has proven to be a more-than-serviceable big man with 86 double doubles and a knack for mixing it up inside(37 career flagrant fouls and two suspensions). Never one to back down from a challenge, S-D is frequently called upon to defend some of the league's best bigs. Known for his rugged style of play, Swordy has made himself into a solid professional and developed a nice post game.
Strengths:
Post defense, rebounding, interior scoring
Weaknesses:
shooting, temper, passing[/QUOTE]
Sweet! Thank-you.
JtotheIzzo, rate me next :)
someone rate me plz. It would mean the world to me *lol*
[QUOTE=JtotheIzzo]okay okay now Im feeling you, I have lashed out at that ass clown several times, the fact that he isnt barred for life is a black eye to the quality of this board.[/QUOTE]
wow your a hit izzo. rate me! should be interesting.
Rate Me...
[QUOTE=STelfair31]Rate Me...[/QUOTE]
You're the worst point guard in the league, and you cost my team Brandon Roy.
[QUOTE=JMEWLS]JtotheIzzo, rate me next :)[/QUOTE]
no feel for you as a poster dude, link me to something you've done, refresh my memory. I recognize the name, but that's about it, sorry.
Ok Jtotheizzo, I'd like to see what you have to say about me...
[QUOTE=Glove_20]Ok Jtotheizzo, I'd like to see what you have to say about me...[/QUOTE]
You're the Dennis Rodman of ISH. You're tenacious and never give up on lost causes, you're known to argue your mouth off.
Despite the fact that you almost never score any points whatsoever, you tend to give most opponents serious headaches.
[QUOTE=lovethetriangle]wow your a hit izzo. rate me! should be interesting.[/QUOTE]
Pro Comparison:
Derek Fisher
A rugged on the ball defender and natural leader on the floor, lovethetriangle is a very coachable PG who can fit into almost any system no matter how structured. Honorable mention All American in college running a highly complex scheme at Manila State, LTT transitioned seamlessly into the pro game making second team all rookie and representing the sophomores at all star weekend in year two. Despite his high basketball IQ scouts have some concerns about his shot selection in late game situation, and LoveTT has had very well documented battles with weight issues throughout his career making some teams worry about potential injuries as he ages.
Strengths:
Leadership, BB IQ, passing, midrange jumper, pull up jumper
Weaknesses:
Fitness, speed, clutch play
[QUOTE=Heretik32]You're the Dennis Rodman of ISH. You're tenacious and never give up on lost causes, you're known to argue your mouth off.
Despite the fact that you almost never score any points whatsoever, you tend to give most opponents serious headaches.[/QUOTE]
Never score any points?
Have you seen my "All-Time Lists", I always get great comments and perfection on those
I expected a crap thread, but it was actually quite entertaining.
If someone feels so moved to do so, you can take your best shot at me.
Dammit, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Anybody feel free to rip the shiz out of me (though I'd prefer J to do it)
Glove, your like the Gary Payton of ISH
:oldlol:
You talk, argue, and argue, and argue. Argue almost everthing and keep going till the end. You may have your share of good things, but there are some pretty dumb things you do too. Also, didn't you win ISH DPOY, yeah, Gary Payton fits that too
[QUOTE=Glove_20]Ok Jtotheizzo, I'd like to see what you have to say about me...
[COLOR="White"]
I am most likely NOT going to agree though...[/COLOR][/QUOTE]
Pro Comparison:
Gary Payton
A student of the game in every sense of the word, Glove_20 spends more time reviewing game film and studying opponents than almost any other player. An aggressive penetrating point guard, G20 is at his best when he is going at his defender and getting into the heart of the defense. Glove's highly emotional on court demeanor has landed both praise and criticism, some coaches admire his keen desire to win while other coaches rue his propensity at collecting technical fouls. Reputed as one of the games loudest 'trash talkers', G20 is self motivator who is at the same time his own greatest inspiration and worst enemy. Glove's ability to maintain an even keel will be crucial to his contribution to the greater good of his team.
Strengths:
intensity, dribble penetration, on the ball defense
Weaknesses:
misguided intensity, shot selection, foul trouble
[QUOTE=Se
[QUOTE=JtotheIzzo]Pro Comparison:
Gary Payton
A student of the game in every sense of the word, Glove_20 spends more time reviewing game film and studying opponents than almost any other player. An aggressive penetrating point guard, G20 is at his best when he is going at his defender and getting into the heart of the defense. Glove's highly emotional on court demeanor has landed both praise and criticism, some coaches admire his keen desire to win while other coaches rue his propensity at collecting technical fouls. Reputed as one of the games loudest 'trash talkers', G20 is self motivator who is at the same time his own greatest inspiration and worst enemy. Glove's ability to maintain an even keel will be crucial to his contribution to the greater good of his team.
Strengths:
intensity, dribble penetration, on the ball defense
Weaknesses:
misguided intensity, shot selection, foul trouble[/QUOTE]
:cheers:
You are the best at this
[QUOTE=Glove_20]:cheers:
You are the best at this[/QUOTE]
Agree, this is incredible:eek:
[QUOTE=Heretik32]
You're the Jason Williams of ISH. You're bubbling over with creativity, but sometimes people have to simply marvel at the amount of stupidity you come up with. [B]White guy who pretends to be black[/B]. Rather good at scoring, but tends to overdo it at times. Predicted to become the next big thing at the point guard spot, you have become more and more conservative and run-of-the-mill as of late. You wear funny T-Shirts and are known to do some weed every now and then.[/QUOTE]
I bolded the only part I disagree with. I'm a white guy who pretends to be Asian.
The weed part and funny t-shirts really got me. :applause:
[QUOTE=Se
[QUOTE=JtotheIzzo]Pro Comparison:
Bill Laimbeer
A rugged power player with range out to twenty two feet and a lightning quick mouth, Senor Cedric has been one of the more colorful players in the league for quite sometime. Few players have been as polarizing to the fans as well with opposing fans absolutely despising him while the home team just cant get enough. An integral part of two championship teams Uncle Ceddie knows what it takes to get his team to the next level and isn't afraid to roll up his sleeves and get the job done. Wether its knocking down a penetrating wing man or knocking down an open jumper at the top of the key, El Senor is there for his squad first and foremost.
Strengths:
desire, team play, basketball IQ, interior defense
Weaknesses:
temper, foul trouble, injury prone[/QUOTE]
I don't usually quote whole posts, but this is excellent. I'll take this over Jason Williams.
J, you gotta start getting people to paypal you now, it looks time consuming and it seems to be in high demand. I'll manage you...... for 10%.
I'd be quite interested to see what you have to say about yourself. :)
This is an entertaining thread.
*waits for JtotheIzzo to do the dang thang*