Things We Have Done In Real Life That We Wouldnt Tell Anyone Else

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[QUOTE=-p.tiddy-]would suck to have a super hot sister in law with no actual blood relation though...that one could be confusing as to what is and isn't acceptable

cousins are a no-no though[/QUOTE]


Like I said earlier in the thread, cousins are hot. It may seem awkward at first, but you get used to them coming and going in your sexual fantasies. Well for me just the one cousin. Now if you're are jerking off to your own sister or mother, well thats when you have issues. Although I have gotten off to mother/sister porn before (weren't really related).

You know, I'd like to think most of these posters are trolling, but with some of the people out there, they probably aren't. For example, my uncle used to work with a guy who once he got drunk would give instructions on how to f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]ck a sheep to complete strangers. And I knew a guy who was in his early/mid 40's at the time, and his mother sold crack, so he'd blackmail her into sucking his dick, and when she refused, he'd casually say to anyone who was around "bitch won't suck my dick." As if that was normal and he had a right to complain. In fact, I remember telling that to a friend who replied "Man, that's f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]cked up, I mean I've f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]cked around with some cousins and aunts, but never my mother."

So as scary as it sounds, I actually believe most of the perverted f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]cks you see in this thread are being honest.

[QUOTE=ShaqAttack3234]You know, I'd like to think most of these posters are trolling, but with some of the people out there, they probably aren't. For example, my uncle used to work with a guy who once he got drunk would give instructions on how to f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]ck a sheep to complete strangers. And I knew a guy who was in his early/mid 40's at the time, and his mother sold crack, so he'd blackmail her into sucking his dick, and when she refused, he'd casually say to anyone who was around "bitch won't suck my dick." As if that was normal and he had a right to complain. In fact, I remember telling that to a friend who replied "Man, that's f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]cked up, I mean I've f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]cked around with some cousins and aunts, but never my mother."

So as scary as it sounds, I actually believe most of the perverted f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]cks you see in this thread are being honest.[/QUOTE]
:roll:

[QUOTE=ShaqAttack3234]You know, I'd like to think most of these posters are trolling, but with some of the people out there, they probably aren't. For example, my uncle used to work with a guy who once he got drunk would give instructions on how to f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]ck a sheep to complete strangers. And I knew a guy who was in his early/mid 40's at the time, and his mother sold crack, so he'd blackmail her into sucking his dick, and when she refused, he'd casually say to anyone who was around "bitch won't suck my dick." As if that was normal and he had a right to complain. In fact, I remember telling that to a friend who replied "Man, that's f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]cked up, I mean I've f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]cked around with some cousins and aunts, but never my mother."

So as scary as it sounds, I actually believe most of the perverted f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]cks you see in this thread are being honest.[/QUOTE]


You would be shocked the amount of people that have actually had some type of sexual experience with their cousin. Im not one of them, but I have heard about it happening more than you think. Not really normal sex, but more along the lines of fondling.

I'm going to throw up. I regret opening up this thread.

Gotten like 5 negs for this thread alone. No one if forcing anyone to read or post in this thread :confusedshrug:

I honestly can't think of one bad thing I've done in my life that I wouldn't tell my closest friends. I have this cousin in which there has been sexual vibes whenever we are together, but I never even been close to screwing her, can't even think about it.

[QUOTE=1987_Lakers]I honestly can't think of one bad thing I've done in my life that I wouldn't tell my closest friends. I have this cousin in which there has been sexual vibes whenever we are together, but I never even been close to screwing her, can't even think about it.[/QUOTE]

At least you are honest. The ones not saying anything and judging others are definitely the ones into some sick s.hit :oldlol:

[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]At least you are honest. The ones not saying anything and judging others are definitely the ones into some sick s.hit :oldlol:[/QUOTE]

:oldlol: Sure. Seems like you're a little insecure about your own perversions, so you claim anyone is disgusted by them(as most normal people would be) must be even sicker. What '87 Lakers said is hardly comparable to the rest of the things in this thread, and not particularly weird, imo.

[QUOTE=Shade8780]This thread is weird :wtf: What I'm about to say is weird as well :lol Someone told me to look up Zootube.com so I did...I proceeded to click on a video to see what it was. Next thing I see, a girl sucking a horses **** :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :wtf: I closed the window straight away and got off the computer :lol Dont go on that website.[/QUOTE]

:roll: The title of the website didn't give you a hint of what was on it?

I'm glad you're not a T-Mac fan.

I can't imagine being a fan club with another member who does stuff like this. Even if you are joking, the fact that you would think of these kinds of things is disturbing.

[QUOTE=ShaqAttack3234]:oldlol: Sure. Seems like you're a little insecure about your own perversions, so you claim anyone is disgusted by them(as most normal people would be) must be even sicker.[/QUOTE]


I have nothing to hide. You must be like the same poster that was judging people earlier who just so happened to watch animal p.orn :oldlol: You must be into some heavy stuff dude. What is it? Tranny midget p.orn?

[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]At least you are honest. The ones not saying anything and judging others are definitely the ones into some sick s.hit :oldlol:[/QUOTE]

It might be shocking but some of us are not thinking about fkin our cousins.

[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]I have nothing to hide. You must be like the same poster that was judging people earlier who just so happened to watch animal p.orn :oldlol: You must be into some heavy stuff dude. What is it? Tranny midget p.orn?[/QUOTE]

If you're familiar with my posts then you should have a decent idea that I don't lie to complete strangers to put myself in a favorable light. I've admitted to being a heroin addict with a height complex. As far as sex? The worst thing I did was a run of f[SIZE="2"]u[/SIZE]cking prostitutes. Not something to be proud of, but I could care less, especially when talking to complete strangers.

[QUOTE=HardwoodLegend][B]I'm glad you're not a T-Mac fan.[/B]

I can't imagine being a fan club with another member who does stuff like this. Even if you are joking, the fact that you would think of these kinds of things is disturbing.[/QUOTE]


I put together a list of people who give a s.hit: