Things We Have Done In Real Life That We Wouldnt Tell Anyone Else

Re-read the first couple pages, they we're gold. :lol

[QUOTE=rufuspaul]^^I hang out on a message board with these animals.[/QUOTE]


I don't always quote myself but when I do it's in threads like this one.

[QUOTE=ace23]Mas[COLOR="Black"]turbat[/COLOR]ed to a member of immediate family
Molested a cousin
Gotten boners around very young girls. Haven't had that one happen in years, though.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Knicks101]I saw Pootie Tang in the theaters.[/QUOTE]

No one is topping this. Congrats, you win :applause:

Silk and Ace don't give any ****s.

Ew. Ace23 is disgusting.

I'm surprised Silkk's confession doesn't include "got a hard-on watching LeBron play basketball on TV. Jerked off viciously."

[QUOTE=code green]I discovered fapping the summer after 8th grade [/QUOTE]
So how many grades did you skip? :oldlol:

I will never ever forget the time when Howard mentioned the vacuum the very first time around. "Come on guys everyone's done the ol' vacuum now stop playin around."

and B went.

"uhh no."

If I had ever seen something like that reenacted in public I'd collapse ont he flower.

i would link you guys some blogs i came across on tumblr that involves some intense incest that some of you seem to fantasize about here...

[QUOTE=eriX]i would link you guys some blogs i came across on tumblr that involves some intense incest that some of you seem to fantasize about here...[/QUOTE]


Am I the only person that thinks the idea of two sisters going at it is pretty hot? The idea of forbidden love can be a huge turn on for some. And like I said, more people have had some type of sexual experience with their cousin than they want to admit. And no, I haven't. But you would be surprised the amount of people that have had those moments.

I pee in the sink

only my gf knows this

[QUOTE=Scholar]I'm surprised Silkk's confession doesn't include "got a hard-on watching LeBron play basketball on TV. Jerked off viciously."[/QUOTE]

he tells people about that

[QUOTE=Stuckey]I pee in the sink

only my gf knows this[/QUOTE]

how long have you been doing it?

i randomly went through a phase of it, myabe 6 months, during puberty.

[QUOTE=TheFan]- My sexual fantasy is an adult (30-35 years old), tall, with some muscle(not much),attractive woman with [B]very bad breath [/B]cuddling me, rubbing my ***** ,sucking me off and bossing me around. Not something ive done, just wanted to admit it somewhere... I can't explain it... it always been my fantasy.

-[B] I peed in my parents coffee jar.[/B].. I was ****ing mad at them, i can't tell you what they did to me, but i was ****ING mad... so i did it.

- I used god as an excuse to go to rich people churches and stalk hot high class girls.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=chips93]how long have you been doing it?

i randomly went through a phase of it, myabe 6 months, during puberty.[/QUOTE]

since when I was around 13

[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]No one is topping this. Congrats, you win :applause:[/QUOTE]
Cult Classic Nigha

[QUOTE=Shade8780]Bump. Silkk is a weird motherfu[COLOR="Black"]c[/COLOR]ker[/QUOTE]


I guarantee the stuff I said isn't even in the top half of weird stuff people on this board have done. Im just willing to admit it. Every guy on this planet has a handful (:oldlol: ) of jerk of stories. The guy you are debating Kobe/LeBron with could be a mass murderer for all you know. The people judging others in the thread could be cross-dressers for all we know. Hell, there was a guy earlier who bashed others and than admitted to watching animal p.orn :oldlol:

[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]The internet doesn't count....

-Once went to my friend's house party. Who happened to have a hot sister. She was out of town for some kind retreat. So at one point in the night I snuck in her room and beat off in her underwear drawer.
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Gotta admit, you've got some pretty big balls. :oldlol:

I sneaked into girl's room during a party too, initially not knowing whose room it was, and lied down on her bed to take a phone call.

bump

I like going down on my girl's ass
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[QUOTE=Kaspah]I'm not trying to judge you cuz I know a ton of dudes do it

But that shits whack[/QUOTE]
To each their own
:cheers: :banana: :banana:

[QUOTE=Random_Guy]I like going down on my girl's ass
:banana::banana::banana::banana:[/QUOTE]
Doesn't your dick get full of shit?

[QUOTE=BuffaloBill]I've had sex with 3 different fruits. I came in my ex-girlfriends butt while she was sleeping. I stole panties from my friends mom and tried them on (they looked good on me). Trannies are cool. One time I hit a parked car and peeled out while driving my moms car.

No one is perfect.[/QUOTE]
Why fruit?

[QUOTE=BuffaloBill]Because when I was your age I tried to **** everything that had a hole, and even things that didn't have holes.[/QUOTE]
I hope you mean real fruits, because what you're saying can have a different meaning :lol

[QUOTE=Bandito]Doesn't your dick get full of shit?[/QUOTE]
I could be misunderstanding him, but it sounds like he's talking about licking his girl's anus. At least that's what I get with "going down on". It's a normal fetish some couples like.

Also in correlation with what you mentioned in my experience no.

[QUOTE=BuffaloBill]I've had sex with 3 different fruits. I came in my ex-girlfriends butt while she was sleeping. I stole panties from my friends mom and tried them on (they looked good on me). Trannies are cool. One time I hit a parked car and peeled out while driving my moms car.

No one is perfect.[/QUOTE]
You had [I]an[/I]al sex with your woman while she was sleeping, and she didn't wake up?

Im not sure that is possible :\

Wait... BB is she really was sleep that's rape.......

[QUOTE=-p.tiddy-]You had [I]an[/I]al sex with your woman while she was sleeping, and she didn't wake up?

Im not sure that is possible :\[/QUOTE]
Well he said came. He was probably *********ing and aimed at her asshole.


@Meticode: Oh I thought going down mean like cumming inside. Thanks for the clarification.





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5 months ago I hit a car and just ran off without paying for the damages.:pimp:

Silk and Ace.........








What the fck? :biggums:

[QUOTE=BuffaloBill]That's why this thread is called "shit you wouldn't tell people in real life"

And rape is a brutal and violent crime, jizzing on a girls butthole is art. Don't get the two confused.[/QUOTE]

Whats was her reaction? lol

[QUOTE=Meticode]I could be misunderstanding him, but it sounds like he's talking about licking his girl's anus. At least that's what I get with "going down on". It's a normal fetish some couples like.

Also in correlation with what you mentioned in my experience no.[/QUOTE]
my man:cheers: :cheers: :banana: :banana:

[QUOTE=BuffaloBill]It wasnt sex. I was jerking it[/QUOTE]
Knew it.

A while ago I was in my hotel room with friends(guys) and some chick we know came up to our room while we were getting ready to go out. Anyways, I had a bunch of gas and my friend was in the restroom so I decided to fart (it was silent) and a couple seconds later the chick asks "did somebody fart?!"
Holy sh!t i had to keep myself from laughing. And of course I denied it. It was one of the worst smelling farts I've ever released, probably top 5.

[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]Like I said earlier in the thread, cousins are hot. It may seem awkward at first, but you get used to them coming and going in your sexual fantasies. Well for me just the one cousin. Now if you're are jerking off to your own sister or mother, well thats when you have issues. Although I have gotten off to mother/sister porn before (weren't really related).[/QUOTE]
This.....This is.......This is sick......

This thread is pretty epic. :lol Some pretty weird ****s on ISH.

[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]I just pulled the drawer out and and looked down at her panties and eventually shot a round off. She had a lamp on the dresser, so I didn't have to turn her room light on. Thankfully her dresser wasn't that tall because than I would have had to pull the whole drawer out first. In hindisight, I should have probably just grabbed a pair for the road and jerked off into them later. But I wanted to spread my seed across more than one pair at the time for whatever reason.[/QUOTE]
:roll: This is gold.



Please get this thread rolling again.

I tried to get it back rolling a bit ago.

Saw a kid getting raped and I ran off

[QUOTE=JohnFreeman]Saw a kid getting raped and I ran off[/QUOTE]
Euroleague?