OT: Targus's "Rate a Poster" Thread

[QUOTE=Rab]I expected a crap thread, but it was actually quite entertaining.

If someone feels so moved to do so, you can take your best shot at me.[/QUOTE]

-your done as a rookie, I know your old school, sometimes it just works out that way.

Pro Comparison:

Rex Chapman

An athletic two guard with limitless range, Rab has the potential to be an all star for many years. After a stellar 3 year college career 'The Rabbi' declared for the draft and wowed scouts with his on court decision making and superior athleticism. Expected to be taken very early in this year's draft Rab will almost certainly step into a starting spot for a rebuilding team. Some scouts have hinted at deficiencies on the defensive end of the floor, but most coaches and GMs feel they can teach an athlete of Rab's caliber how to become a great defender. As close to a 'cant miss' prospect as anyone in this draft.

Strengths:

Alhleticism, shooting range, scoring

Weaknesses:

team defense, defensive footwork, rebounding

[QUOTE=saKf]*waits for JtotheIzzo to do the dang thang*[/QUOTE]
sakf:
[IMG]http://www.nbadraft.net/profiles/headshots/matt-bonner-hd.jpg[/IMG]
NBA comparison:
"The Red Rocket" Matt Bonner

A tweener without NBA talent that somehow made it into the league with determination, hustle and basketball IQ. The Red Rocket is a fan favorite where ever he plays, and seems to have be semi-skilled in all areas of the game..... for him to take the next step he would need to develop one skill really well.
This guy does wonders for team chemistry, and seems pretty jovial/ quirky.

Strengths:

Fitting in, playing within a team, hitting the open 3, diving for loose balls

Weaknesses:

Kryptonite, court time

I guess you haven't followed my work. lol
:confusedshrug:

[QUOTE=JtotheIzzo]-your done as a rookie, I know your old school, sometimes it just works out that way.

Pro Comparison:

Rex Chapman

An athletic two guard with limitless range, Rab has the potential to be an all star for many years. After a stellar 3 year college career 'The Rabbi' declared for the draft and wowed scouts with his on court decision making and superior athleticism. Expected to be taken very early in this year's draft Rab will almost certainly step into a starting spot for a rebuilding team. Some scouts have hinted at deficiencies on the defensive end of the floor, but most coaches and GMs feel they can teach an athlete of Rab's caliber how to become a great defender. As close to a 'cant miss' prospect as anyone in this draft.

Strengths:

Alhleticism, shooting range, scoring

Weaknesses:

team defense, defensive footwork, rebounding[/QUOTE]
:roll: These are priceless. Thanks man.

Rex Chapman is my favorite player of all time BTW.

validate ME!

[QUOTE=saKf]*waits for JtotheIzzo to do the dang thang*[/QUOTE]

Pro Comparison:

Paul Pierce

A fundamentally sound wing with a calm on court demeanor and solid leadership skills, saKf has been an all star since his sophomore season. A member of the all-inerview team as well as the all NBA team, 'wacky sakky' is a delight both on the court and in the press room. Last year's championship run really showcased saKf's full arsenal of offensive weapons with some teams having no choice but to resort to the 'hack a saKf' defense to try (often with much futility) and expose his poor foul shooting. Scouts and GMs remain perplexed at how a fluid jump shooter could be such a poor free throw shooter.

Strengths:

Scoring, leadership, on court demeanor

Weaknesses:

free throw shooting, transition defense

[QUOTE=RedBlackAttack]I guess you haven't followed my work. lol
:confusedshrug:[/QUOTE]


I recognize the name, I am just not familiar with anything, sorry brah

post a link, maybe it will strike a chord in my memory banks

[QUOTE=mlh1981]validate ME![/QUOTE]

same as above

lol @ "wakky sakky."

[QUOTE=saKf]lol @ "wakky sakky."[/QUOTE]
I was laughing at that one too.

[QUOTE=Se

[QUOTE=JtotheIzzo]same as above[/QUOTE]
Do one for yourself

I wish to be rated.

[QUOTE=JtotheIzzo]Pro Comparison:

Rick Fox

A heady team player with an abundance of tools, B-Low should be a borderline all star in his prime years. With range out to twenty five feet and a quick first step B-Low can score without plays being drawn up for him. On the defensive end B-Low often draws the toughest assignment and is not one to complain. Focus is an issue with B-Low however as rumors of[B] love affairs gone array [/B]and other off courst interests, mainly acting and promoting his rap CD have disrupted his individual and team focus and some teammates in private gripe about his commitment.

Strengths:

five tool offensive threat, good on the ball defense, a willingness to buy into the team concept (ont he court at least).

Weaknesses:

focus, desire, durability[/QUOTE]

:applause: good ish man lol

JtotheIzzo

Pro Comparison:

Sam Perkins

A solid post defender with limitless range, JtotheIzzo has reinvented his game and added years to his career by going from a young all star athletic big to a team oriented veteran. Usually drawing the toughest post opponent everynight Jizzo holds things down inside for his squad while frustrating bigs on the offensive end of the floor by taking them away from the hoop and burying jumpers in their face, all the while opening up the middle for his teammates. Although no longer the player he once was in the transition game, and no longer able to play thirty five minutes a night the Jizz has managed to contribute to championship squads throughout his career.

Strengths:

Interior defense, shooting range, team play

Weaknesses:

foot speed, party lifestyle

[QUOTE=glidedrxlr22]I wish to be rated.[/QUOTE]


gimme a taste a yer work der by (say it with an Irish accent to understand)

Hey Izzo, do Knoe, that should be hillarious :oldlol:

Before a dumb**** says he's on my mind, he isn't. Would just like to see that comparison, should be hillarious :oldlol:

[QUOTE=Liberalo]Hey Izzo, do Knoe, that should be hillarious :oldlol:

Before a dumb**** says he's on my mind, he isn't. Would just like to see that comparison, should be hillarious :oldlol:[/QUOTE]

I only take requests from the source. Sorry soccer10

Any NBA Comparisons for me Izzo?

[QUOTE=JtotheIzzo]I recognize the name, I am just not familiar with anything, sorry brah

post a link, maybe it will strike a chord in my memory banks[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=38128&page=2[/url]

You should recognize me as one of the few sane Cavs fans on this site. There aren't many of us. :)

[QUOTE=RedBlackAttack][url]http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=38128&page=2[/url]

You should recognize me as one of the few sane Cavs fans on this site. There aren't many of us. :)[/QUOTE]

3 to be exact :oldlol:

Rate me.

[QUOTE=B-Low]3 to be exact :oldlol:[/QUOTE]
:oldlol:

I try to give Mathius the benefit of the doubt, eventhough he always tries to argue with me. At least he is somewhat articulate and rational (unlike the rest of the crew).

But yeah... me, you, AKADS, and then maybe Mathius.

The rest make me want to :hammerhead:

Haha, izzo killed this thread. do me!

[B]i wish to be rated[/B] :cheers:

lets hear it...

ok JtoTheIzzo

what insights do you have on me?

(i havent been posting much lately... but i think you might remember a few of my posts over the past months)

[QUOTE=JtotheIzzo]Pro Comparison:

Antoine Walker

With the ability to fill up a stat sheet in a short time, poorlilrich approaches the game with a great zest and zeal. Like few other players, PLR can make himself the focal point of the attack and dominate the ball. This approach has with it it's own pros and cons as lil-R has fallen out of favor with a few clubs and fans when fortunes turn sour. There is no doubt of the offensive explosiveness in PLR's game but candidly coaches and management rue his shot selection and radio hosts frequently target him (often unfairly) for loses, due mainly to his career 41% fg pct. Last season however was PLR's best as a pro so some GMs will be more than willing to take a chance on him for the MLE when he becomes an unrestricted free agent.

Strengths:

shooting range, offensive rebounding, creatitvity, intensity

Weaknesses:

shot selection, team play, defense[/QUOTE]

:applause:

thanx man

Is this still going on? I hope JtotheIzzo goes to bed soon. But gosh, if you're still at it, rate me. I want to either be Jeff Hornacek or some unknown European or South American swingman prospect.

hook me up Izzo

[QUOTE=JtotheIzzo]gimme a taste a yer work der by (say it with an Irish accent to understand)[/QUOTE]

That reads like a Newfoundlan accent/lingo.

what the hell, I'll take a rating. this post sure veered in an odd direction.

geeWiz= good poster. weird sense of humor.


My turn...

[B]Hello, I need at least 5 people to rate me cuz one rate will not reflect me, I will compile everything once I get 5 rates, pls refrain from using profanity, thanks.[/B]:confusedshrug:

[QUOTE=HollaBolla][B]Hello, I need at least 5 people to rate me cuz one rate will not reflect me, I will compile everything once I get 5 rates, pls refrain from using profanity, thanks.[/B]:confusedshrug:[/QUOTE]

You are trash. And i might be overrating you because the things in the trash were once useful.

[QUOTE=Jailblazers7]You are trash.[/QUOTE]

Well, at least he refrained from using profanity...

[QUOTE=Jailblazers7]You are trash. And i might be overrating you because the things in the trash were once useful.[/QUOTE]

thanks, I'll take that as a complement.

Are you man enough to rate me? Can you master my rating? Are you able to step up to the plate, grow some [I]cajones[/I], and rate me like you've never rated anyone before?

[QUOTE=Jailblazers7]You are trash. And i might be overrating you because the things in the trash were once useful.[/QUOTE]
:oldlol: Worst. Putdown. Ever.

[QUOTE=RidonKs]Haha, izzo killed this thread. do me![/QUOTE]

Pro Comparison;

Caron Bulter

Offered up as trade bait early in his career with the hopes that someday he will blossom into an All Star, RidonKs really came into his own this season cementing his reputation as a go to scorer and all star caliber player. With a keen knack for getting open looks, Rid-K can score from anywhere on the floor and has the motor to provide intensity on both ends all game long. Not quite ready to step into superstardom yet, Riddy is on the cusp and without doubt one of the best 'Robins' in the league with the potential to soon don his very own batwings.

Strengths:

scoring, getting open, motor

Weaknesses:

team defense, footwork