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[QUOTE=raiderfan19]btw, as a person that is clearly not a big fan of homosexuality am i the only one that thinks its arrogant as hell to be thinking man if we take a shower together and they see me naked, there is no way they can control themselves???[/QUOTE]
Would you still say that if you noticed a guy *********ing while looking at you?
haha only kidding but seriously!
Guys, I need some help. See, I've decided that girls are just a pain with their constant nag nag, nag, they don't do my yardwork, they expect me to be the breadwinner, they expect me to get my hands greasy fixing the truck and all that kinda stuff. So, anyway... I've decided I'd like to become gay so I don't have to do all that manly work all the time, it would be great to have another guy around to do it instead. But, damn it, I'm having the hardest time, I just can't seem to get it up for any of these guys, in fact, it's quite repulsive when it comes to kissing and hugging and the rest. But, my mind is set on it and I've decided I'm going to be gay so I need some help on how to achieve this. Yep, I've made up my mind, but damn it, I just can't get into it so what do I do? What am I doing wrong? Please help me become a happy gay person, I'm told it's a choice so surely there must be a way for me to overcome my non-sexual interest.
^ Wow I am not sure where to even begin, the thought alone of being with a guy in that way is pretty sick.
[QUOTE=Chalkmaze]Guys, I need some help. See, I've decided that girls are just a pain with their constant nag nag, nag, they don't do my yardwork, they expect me to be the breadwinner, they expect me to get my hands greasy fixing the truck and all that kinda stuff. So, anyway... I've decided I'd like to become gay so I don't have to do all that manly work all the time, it would be great to have another guy around to do it instead. But, damn it, I'm having the hardest time, I just can't seem to get it up for any of these guys, in fact, it's quite repulsive when it comes to kissing and hugging and the rest. But, my mind is set on it and I've decided I'm going to be gay so I need some help on how to achieve this. Yep, I've made up my mind, but damn it, I just can't get into it so what do I do? What am I doing wrong? Please help me become a happy gay person, I'm told it's a choice so surely there must be a way for me to overcome my non-sexual interest.[/QUOTE]
:applause: :applause: :banana:
i'm sick of bible-readers claiming it's actually man's conscious choice whether he's gay or not
[QUOTE=raiderfan19]you wouldnt be here if your parents were gay. End of discussion.[/QUOTE]
you wouldn't be here if your dad was impotent. I guess we should ban impotent people from getting married because they are unnatural.
[QUOTE=Xsatyr]^ Wow I am not sure where to even begin, the thought alone of being with a guy in that way is pretty sick.[/QUOTE]
Well but to them it's a fun and loving thing and in all fairness many of them are a little repulsed by my current sexual preference for woman, but we get along fine and don't mind each other's preference. But I'm hoping I can learn to reach that level where I will be attracted to a man some day. I'm trying to learn how to be gay since I'm told it's a choice. I choose to become gay, why isn't it working for me?
[QUOTE=kumquat]I know, Mark Madsen has had a better career than him.[/QUOTE]
Mark Madsen has the heart of a champion! And the rings to go with it, too!
Praise Madsen! :bowdown:
[QUOTE=Chalkmaze]Well but to them it's a fun and loving thing and in all fairness many of them are a little repulsed by my current sexual preference for woman, but we get along fine and don't mind each other's preference. But I'm hoping I can learn to reach that level where I will be attracted to a man some day. I'm trying to learn how to be gay since I'm told it's a choice. I choose to become gay, why isn't it working for me?[/QUOTE]
Just so you know I don't have a problem with gay people, you would know that if you look at the last couple pages. I don't know if you know that bc of my comment to you about my preference could make you think otherwise. But going back to your sarcastic question, tell him you do not what to have sex until you get married, gay people can't get married. It is a sure thing. Ha solved your problem.
[QUOTE=Chalkmaze]Guys, I need some help. See, I've decided that girls are just a pain with their constant nag nag, nag, they don't do my yardwork, they expect me to be the breadwinner, they expect me to get my hands greasy fixing the truck and all that kinda stuff. So, anyway... I've decided I'd like to become gay so I don't have to do all that manly work all the time, it would be great to have another guy around to do it instead. But, damn it, I'm having the hardest time, I just can't seem to get it up for any of these guys, in fact, it's quite repulsive when it comes to kissing and hugging and the rest. But, my mind is set on it and I've decided I'm going to be gay so I need some help on how to achieve this. Yep, I've made up my mind, but damn it, I just can't get into it so what do I do? What am I doing wrong? Please help me become a happy gay person, I'm told it's a choice so surely there must be a way for me to overcome my non-sexual interest.[/QUOTE]
'98 Homosexual-Recruitment Drive Nearing Goal
SAN FRANCISCO—Spokespersons for the National Gay & Lesbian Recruitment Task Force announced Monday that more than 288,000 straights have been converted to homosexuality since Jan. 1, 1998, putting the group well on pace to reach its goal of 350,000 conversions by the end of the year.
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"Thanks to the tireless efforts of our missionaries nationwide, in the first seven months of 1998, nearly 300,000 heterosexuals were ensnared in the Pink Triangle," said NGLRTF co-director Patricia Emmonds. "Clearly, the activist homosexual lobby is winning."
Emmonds credited much of the recruiting success to the gay lobby's infiltration of America's public schools, where programs promoting the homosexual lifestyle are regularly presented to children as young as 5.
Lansing, MI, fifth-grade teacher Margaret Gerhardt. Gerhardt's is one of countless elementary-school classes across the U.S. in which the homosexual agenda and lifestyle are actively promoted.
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"It's crucial that we reach these kids while they're still young," Emmonds said. "That's when they're most vulnerable to our message of sexual promiscuity and deviance."
"When I grow up, I want to be gay," said Christopher Linn, 8, a second-grader at Philadelphia's Lakeside Elementary School, one of thousands of public schools nationwide that actively promote the homosexual agenda. "I don't want to have a family or go to church."
"Straight people don't have any fun," said Teddy Nance, 11, after watching Breeders Are Boring!, an anti-heterosexual filmstrip, in his fifth-grade class at Crestwood Elementary School in Roanoke, VA. "Gay people get to do whatever they want."
In addition to school programs that target youths, the NGLRTF launched a $630 million advertising campaign this year in an effort to convert adults to homosexuality. The campaign, which features TV and radio spots, as well as print advertising in major national magazines, has helped convince thousands of people to leave their spouses and families for a life of self-gratification and irresponsibility.
"The gay lifestyle is for me," said James Miller, an Oklahoma City father of four who recently moved to Provincetown, MA, to pursue a career in bath-house management. "When I was a family man, I constantly had to worry about things like taking the kids to Little League practice, paying for their braces, and remembering my wife's birthday. But now that I'm gay, I'm finally free to focus all my energy on having non-stop, mind-blowing **** sex."
Though Emmonds said gays have been tremendously successful in tearing at the fabric of society and subverting basic decency, she stressed that their work is far from over.
"For all the progress we've made, America is still overwhelmingly heterosexual," said Emmonds, who is calling for an additional $2.6 billion in federal aid to further the gay agenda. "If we are to insidiously penetrate American society, as we constantly do each other's orifices, we need more money and resources. Without such help, this country will remain the domain of decent, moral, God-fearing Christians. And that would be a sin."
^ Should I be scared, I think I had that teacher!
this ish is mad gay
lol@that picture on the blackboard.
Everyone who is vilifying Tim Hardaway is a ****ing hypocrite.
[QUOTE=JSub]Everyone who is vilifying Tim Hardaway is a ****ing hypocrite.[/QUOTE]
I said he was being disrespectful, I guess that makes me a hypocrit?:confusedshrug:
[QUOTE=Xsatyr]I said he was being disrespectful, I guess that makes me a hypocrit?:confusedshrug:[/QUOTE]
That statement wasnt aimed at you directly.