I find Starface's delusions to be high comedy. He is 25 and still a blood sucking waste of space with no recovery in sight.
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I find Starface's delusions to be high comedy. He is 25 and still a blood sucking waste of space with no recovery in sight.
At least he has a goal. Anyone with a big dream sounds crazy until it happens. Dream big-->make reality match your dream or die trying. No settling for something else.
[quote=lefthook00]At least he has a goal. Anyone with a big dream sounds crazy until it happens. Dream big-->make reality match your dream or die trying. No settling for something else.[/quote]
That's great as long as you actually take action to pursue those big dreams.
[QUOTE=rufuspaul]That's great as long as you actually take action to pursue those big dreams.[/QUOTE]
Exactly. That's what's so funny. He's such a piece of shit that all he does is talk talk talk on a forum. He hasn't done anything to achieve his goals.
Comedy gold.
Er... I didn't follow this thread, so I don't know what's going on here, but I read some months ago that Tito would have posted his headshots, did that happen?
Nope, he never posted those "professional" headshots he took.
A question about starface, has he done anything in a movie, tv show, commercial, independent film, student film, for Christ sakes anything?!
He talks and talks about how much talent he has for acting and hasn't done shit yet, is this guy truly delusional?
[quote=BoogieWoogieMan]A question about starface, has he done anything in a movie, tv show, commercial, independent film, student film, for Christ sakes anything?!
He talks and talks about how much talent he has for acting and hasn't done shit yet, is this guy truly delusional?[/quote]
I'm not sure but I think he's sat in on a game show or two.
That's a good point about the 'acting talent' thing. Even I can sit at home watching DDL or someone putting on a masterful performance and think to myself 'hey, I feel like I can do that. I believe I have the talent.'
You gotta actually go out and get involved in projects to work on the craft to cultivate the natural talent (wether there actually is or isn't any).
this thread had so much potential, but its not living up to the hype.
[QUOTE=Tito Beasley]
[IMG]http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/6323/mechen4.jpg[/IMG]
i just got my hair cut the day before, so i dont look as good as i do when im right in the middle of a haircut cycle, but oh well, you cant win 'em all![/QUOTE]
We usually see fairly eye-to-eye here Chris, but I'm going to have to ask you to never wear those shades again.
[QUOTE=BoogieWoogieMan]A question about starface, has he done anything in a movie, tv show, commercial, independent film, student film, for Christ sakes anything?!
He talks and talks about how much talent he has for acting and hasn't done shit yet, is this guy truly delusional?[/QUOTE]
He says he's flamboyant and as we all know flamboyant = great acting talent (most people usually think that flamboyant = likes the company of men).
[QUOTE=DeuceWallaces]Exactly. That's what's so funny. He's such a piece of shit that all he does is talk talk talk on a forum. He hasn't done anything to achieve his goals.
Comedy gold.[/QUOTE]
So....he's the thespian version of zelenoff?
[QUOTE=rezznor]So....he's the thespian version of zelenoff?[/QUOTE]
Yeah that's exactly what he is.
[QUOTE=rufuspaul]I'm not sure but I think he's sat in on a game show or two.[/QUOTE]
Really? that's all it takes to show you got talent these days? I'm gonna go sign up on the Price is Right! I'm going to prove to everybody I'm the next Johnny Depp!
I think the thespian version of Charlie Z would be more successful.
Yeah, he'd at least have some youtube videos with a million plus views.
Welcome back Starface.
What username does he go by this time?
[QUOTE=GOBB]What username does he go by this time?[/QUOTE]
"the Gibbet"
that's french for freeloading shoe salesman
[QUOTE=GOBB]What username does he go by this time?[/QUOTE]
the gibbet, he has a richard nixon avy.
He was so spot on with the things he said about rufuspaul and GOBB. This guy is hilarious.
:oldlol:
Taking 1.5 hour MRI and .5 hour MRI in separate sessions testing cognitive ability.
Need the money, and I'm going to engage in this type of research to pad resume for medschool.
SLightly worried about the effects but so far MRI's have gotten a diesel rep.
[QUOTE=JEFFERSON MONEY]Taking 1.5 hour MRI and .5 hour MRI in separate sessions testing cognitive ability.
Need the money, and I'm going to engage in this type of research to pad resume for medschool.
SLightly worried about the effects but so far MRI's have gotten a diesel rep.[/QUOTE]
Hi.
[quote=rufuspaul]Okay, back and refreshed after a good night's sleep. So Chris, you asked and I provided numbers specifically for my production yesterday and my personal income for last year. Now I have some questions for you.
1. What is your income and from what source is it derived? This info can be found on your tax return from last year, assuming you filed one.
2. How much money do you expect to make when you break into the entertainment industry?
3. Will you still go by Chris Samuels or will you have a stage name?[/quote]
Starface never answered this post. I'm curious how the experiments went but he was probably lying about that too. Sad.
[QUOTE=rufuspaul]Starface never answered this post. I'm curious how the experiments went but he was probably lying about that too. Sad.[/QUOTE]
hes probably just too busy plucking his eyebrows and thinking of ways to convince people that he is not a closet homo.
what's a starface?
[QUOTE=Tito Beasley]lol, thanks for the interest guys. there is of course no such thing as bad pub.
i had the pictures taken last wednesday. right now they're in the process of being cropped and edited correctly (for instance, you could see the holes in my ears from the earrings, those have to be edited out) and such. they have to be transformed from pictures to headshots. i should have them sometime later this week, and you better believe i'll post them.
in the meantime, feel free to get your kicks thinking you're gangin up on me as if anything you could say bothers me. i'm 25 years old, smart, good looking, charismatic, financially comfortable, living in southern california. nothing people like gobb, deucewallaces, petes montreux, legend of josh, or rufuspaul can say to me on the internet could make me want to change one single thing. i KNOW what your guys' lives are like. you guys are a collection of socially misfit nobodies with boring jobs in small towns obsessed with someone wh is way more interesting than you. lol, [COLOR="Black"]ne[/COLOR]gros please. take your best shots. its no skin whatsoever off my back :lol[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.minus.com/ibbzL3WPBL4ewE.gif[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Tito Beasley]in fact while i'm there i'm going to launch a website with a ton of different stuff (analyzing california's political candidates, blogging about sports related stuff, some other things).
my parents also help me with living expenses because they're supportive of what I'm trying to do, and I also saved them all that money they saved up for college by not actually going for more than a year.
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How'd the website with a ton of different stuff turn out?
[QUOTE=Tito Beasley]just wait until you're watchin me on the bigscreen. you might wanna look into stroke-prevention meathods right now :D[/QUOTE]
You can hold off on the stroke-prevention meathods for now Joshy, but just wait til his latest project takes off
[QUOTE=Tito Beasley]dude i am being realistic.[/QUOTE]
Every post in this thread is quotably funny.
Chris Samuels, you are failing at life. DEAL WITH IT.
[img]http://s15.postimg.org/amapzsquj/gobbthinksimhawt.jpg[/img]
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
^ posting people's pics and making fun of them. That's low. it's not that serious.
[IMG]http://oi59.tinypic.com/sgpauf.jpg[/IMG]
Hi, I'm here to audition for the guy with down syndrome in the chubby bunny contest...
[QUOTE=Goon Time][IMG]http://oi59.tinypic.com/sgpauf.jpg[/IMG]
Hi, I'm here to audition for the guy with down syndrome in the chubby bunny contest...[/QUOTE]
:lol
My man, nobody cares about this stuff anymore but you.
We all goin out to do our own thing, and you should, too. I'm sure there are posters here beside you that still dont like me, but youre pretty much the last man standing as far as the obsession goes. Not really a good look dude and honestly I think youre better than that.
And for my part, I'm all done beefin! With you and with errbody. You can post all my pics and laugh at them with a dozen different accounts. Photoshop them and make funny captions. Hack my phone and post all my personal texts and dick pic selfies. I wouldnt let the ridicule of others dictate how I live my life. So if you wanna dedicate the precious little time you get on this earth to "exposing me" online to some guys who watch basketball or trying to clown on me so you can finally see me affected... I mean go for it if thats what makes you happy but I just wanna encourage you not to consume yourself with somethin so petty and pointless. Nobody here cares anymore when you call me a shoe salesman and post my target t-shirt pics. LOL. Youre the only one that still cares. Theres gotta be somethin more you can live for.
Either way baby, do you! I aint even gonna hate. :cheers:
[QUOTE=Goon Time][IMG]http://oi59.tinypic.com/sgpauf.jpg[/IMG]
Hi, I'm here to audition for the guy with down syndrome in the chubby bunny contest...[/QUOTE]
:no: why you guys gotta be so mean.
[QUOTE=Akrazotile]:lol
My man, nobody cares about this stuff anymore but you.
We all goin out to do our own thing, and you should, too. I'm sure there are posters here beside you that still dont like me, but youre pretty much the last man standing as far as the obsession goes. Not really a good look dude and honestly I think youre better than that.
And for my part, I'm all done beefin! With you and with errbody. You can post all my pics and laugh at them with a dozen different accounts. Photoshop them and make funny captions. Hack my phone and post all my personal texts and dick pic selfies. I wouldnt let the ridicule of others dictate how I live my life. So if you wanna dedicate the precious little time you get on this earth to "exposing me" online to some guys who watch basketball or trying to clown on me so you can finally see me affected... I mean go for it if thats what makes you happy but I just wanna encourage you not to consume yourself with somethin so petty and pointless. Nobody here cares anymore when you call me a shoe salesman and post my target t-shirt pics. LOL. Youre the only one that still cares. Theres gotta be somethin more you can live for.
Either way baby, do you! I aint even gonna hate. :cheers:[/QUOTE]
Why is your face like that? Did you have a stroke?
[QUOTE=warriorfan]Why is your face like that? Did you have a stroke?[/QUOTE]
:lol
The entire post turned into a bizarre rant about indian curry and american pride so I wanted to take an equally bizarre and inexplicable picture in USA boxer shorts to accompany it. I was trying to make the same confused/outraged facial expression as the lady in the "wat" meme :oldlol:
Jesus Christ starface been holding L's on here since 2k10.
[QUOTE=Droid101]Jesus Christ starface been holding L's on here since 2k10.[/QUOTE]
:biggums:
2008 bro. Check the archives.
:oldlol:
[QUOTE=Akrazotile]:lol
My man, nobody cares about this stuff anymore but you.
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Plenty of people care. Some arrogant, spoiled bitch ran his mouth for years and the comedy of his lies being thrown in his face is extremely entertaining.
[quote=akrazotile]
We all goin out to do our own thing, and you should, too. I'm sure there are posters here beside you that still dont like me
And for my part, I'm all done beefin! With you and with errbody. You can post all my pics and laugh at them with a dozen different accounts. Photoshop them and make funny captions. Hack my phone and post all my personal texts and dick pic selfies. I wouldnt let the ridicule of others dictate how I live my life. So if you wanna dedicate the precious little time you get on this earth to "exposing me" online to some guys who watch basketball or trying to clown on me so you can finally see me affected... I mean go for it if thats what makes you happy but I just wanna encourage you not to consume yourself with somethin so petty and pointless. Nobody here cares anymore when you call me a shoe salesman and post my target t-shirt pics. LOL. Youre the only one that still cares. Theres gotta be somethin more you can live for.
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It's cute that you're trying to put on this sober face, pretending to have changed chapters in maturity. Doesn't change the fact that you're fat, ugly, and uneducated. You can't hold a real job because you seem to think you're above any of the limited positions you're qualified for, plus you've always had daddy's safety net. You're a blogger and a youtube star now? That's your future? You've spent 10 years on this message board talking big game and [U]never[/U] delivering, just because you say it's old news doesn't mean it is. You're a broke 30 year old with no real ambition and no realistic shot at success. You've run your mouth foolishly and all of us that enjoy reminding you of that are part of your penance. Sorry bro, keep pretending we aren't hitting the nail on the head.