Things We Have Done In Real Life That We Wouldnt Tell Anyone Else

[QUOTE=b1imtf]Euroleague?[/QUOTE]
Nah under a walkway bridge tunnel thingy, kid was screaming for him to stop ripping his pants, and I ran off in the opposite direction

[QUOTE=JohnFreeman]Nah under a walkway bridge tunnel thingy, kid was screaming for him to stop ripping his pants, and I ran off in the opposite direction[/QUOTE]
..... After you raped him.

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[QUOTE=JohnFreeman]Nah under a walkway bridge tunnel thingy, kid was screaming for him to stop ripping his pants, and I ran off in the opposite direction[/QUOTE]

:milton

[QUOTE=b1imtf]..... After you raped him.

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[QUOTE=JohnFreeman]Nah under a walkway bridge tunnel thingy, kid was screaming for him to stop ripping his pants, and I ran off in the opposite direction[/QUOTE]
Why didnt you help them?
If this is true

[QUOTE=LongLiveTheKing]Why didnt you help them?
If this is true[/QUOTE]
I was like 12 and f*cking scared

[QUOTE=JohnFreeman]Saw a kid getting raped and I ran off[/QUOTE]

Is it bad I legit LOL'd at this?

Silk you never said what that girl did after finding out her drawer is full of jizz, did she go berserk?

[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]Is it bad I legit LOL'd at this?[/QUOTE]
yes, it was Silkk. but i am sure you know for yourself that you are a bad person:oldlol: :oldlol:

[QUOTE=Graviton]Silk you never said what that girl did after finding out her drawer is full of jizz, did she go berserk?[/QUOTE]

Honestly, I never heard anything else about it, dude. I am sure she noticed, but maybe didn't want word let out about it? Than again, I only shot one load. It's not like I stayed in there all night coating her dresser drawer in *** :oldlol:

[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]Honestly, I never heard anything else about it, dude. I am sure she noticed, but maybe didn't want word let out about it? Than again, I only shot one load. It's not like I stayed in there all night coating her dresser drawer in *** :oldlol:[/QUOTE]
I pictured a whole drawer full of hot milkshake. You disappoint me Silk, you shoulda gone back for Round 2 and 3.

[QUOTE=Graviton]I pictured a whole drawer full of hot milkshake. You disappoint me Silk, you shoulda gone back for Round 2 and 3.[/QUOTE]

Dude, I was literally sweating just the first time I did it. The rush of doing it definitely got me off. But at the same time you still had that nervous tension that someone was going to try and open the door the whole time.

[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]Dude, I was literally sweating just the first time I did it. The rush of doing it definitely got me off. But at the same time you still had that nervous tension that someone was going to try and open the door the whole time.[/QUOTE]
That's how I felt when I went on the computer and jacked off in someone else's house. Every moment thinking someone is about to open the door and be like WHAT THE ****.

That I post on ish

I once pissed on a dead squirrel for about 30-40 seconds straight. When I was done I just stood there and stared at the drenched corpse for about 10 minutes.

[QUOTE=Jello]You guys are ****ing strange people. The worst I've done is probably watch animal porn.[/QUOTE]

This post killed me :roll: :lol

I've never told anyone this, but a few years ago I was drunk and horny so I meet with a prostitute in a motel. I give her the money as I walk in, the agreement was only a BJ, but I convinced her for a full service without any charge, after I finish I see the money on the counter, I start to make small talk with her so I can distract her while I quietly snatch my money back. I grab the money and leave the motel and gtfo of there. I then receive a text from her calling me an ass****.

I'm not proud of it but shit happens.

what kind of sick wierdo gives his number to a prostitute :facepalm

[QUOTE=cos88]what kind of sick wierdo gives his number to a prostitute :facepalm[/QUOTE]

You have to call them if you want to set something up? :confusedshrug:

like a ' hello i will be there on friday 6:00 for a BJ ' appointment ? :eek:

[QUOTE=cos88]what kind of sick wierdo gives his number to a prostitute :facepalm[/QUOTE]
:biggums:

You have to get out more.

[QUOTE=cos88]what kind of sick wierdo gives his number to a prostitute :facepalm[/QUOTE]

He ordered an escort Cos...

[QUOTE=Mach_3]Lmaoo that reminds me of how i basically did the same thing with this one chick except i didn't use her hand.[/QUOTE]

Page 3 - with all the shit that was posted at the beginning of this thread, this one got swept under the rug.

So did this dude fully admit to banging or shoving his weiner in the mouth of a chick who was tko'd??? Because that's what I took from it. His post was in response to Silk's handjob confession...

Tried to fvck a friends mom when I was drunk and it ended horribly. lmao We aren't friends anymore.

[QUOTE=Milbuck]I once pissed on a dead squirrel for about 30-40 seconds straight. When I was done I just stood there and stared at the drenched corpse for about 10 minutes.[/QUOTE]

:oldlol:

[QUOTE=MrC1991]Tried to fvck a friends mom when I was drunk and it ended horribly. lmao We aren't friends anymore.[/QUOTE]

Tell us more, dude. :applause:

Had a dream that a male acquaintance of mine offered to suck my cok, and I accepted :facepalm

[QUOTE=MrC1991]Tried to fvck a friends mom when I was drunk and it ended horribly. lmao We aren't friends anymore.[/QUOTE]
Similar story, but it wasn't a friend really...just a guy who lived across the hall from me during my sophomore year. And it wasn't "tried to f*ck" her so much as it was "received a top 3 blowjob and a top 5 f*cking over the span of two sessions." His mom was a freak. :D

[QUOTE=MrC1991]Tried to fvck a friends mom when I was drunk and it ended horribly. lmao We aren't friends anymore.[/QUOTE]

My friends mother is way too flirty with me. Hot too.

[QUOTE=Derka]Similar story, but it wasn't a friend really...just a guy who lived across the hall from me during my sophomore year. And it wasn't "tried to f*ck" her so much as it was "received a top 3 blowjob and a top 5 f*cking over the span of two sessions." His mom was a freak. :D[/QUOTE]

Most alpha thing I've ever read.

Repped.

[QUOTE=Done_And_Done]Page 3 - with all the shit that was posted at the beginning of this thread, this one got swept under the rug.

So did this dude fully admit to banging or shoving his weiner in the mouth of a chick who was tko'd??? Because that's what I took from it. His post was in response to Silk's handjob confession...[/QUOTE]

The real question here is did the chick say no?

[QUOTE=PistonsFan#21]The real question here is did the chick say no?[/QUOTE]

I think we both know the answer to that

Reading through this thread has been a trip :oldlol: Silk's bball posts usually piss me off, but homeboy is on point in this threaD: some of y'all are soft as butter. Real life scares some of you a little too much.

The cousin attraction thing...I can only point to once instance. My aunt and uncle out West can't have children sadly, so about 22 years ago they adopted a baby who was birthed by a fence jumping Mexican girl (quite literally...she carried her 8-months pregnant self across the border, popped the child, offered up her for adoption so she wouldn't have to grow up in Mexico, and then promptly was sent back to Mexico without complaint). She has grown into possibly one of the most beautiful women I know.

So yeah, she's a cousin in name and all that...but not blood related. Therefore when she visits and decides to wear skimpy two pieces and that, I have no shame in admiring at all.

[QUOTE=JebronLames]Had a dream that a male acquaintance of mine offered to suck my cok, and I accepted :facepalm[/QUOTE]

When you're in a dream you don't have the same thought processing as in reality.

I've probably done a lot of crazy things in dreams.

Silkk :bowdown:

[QUOTE=b1imtf]..... After you raped him.

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why are you still making jokes? :lol

This thread goes through a cycle.

Silkk gets bashed for his outlandish post, then months later he is praised for them, then bashed months later, then praised again :lol

I am a racist who doesn't want to see blacks coming to my game

but in order to make money, I put up with it.

[QUOTE=ArbitraryWater]Silkk :bowdown:[/QUOTE]

:cheers:

[QUOTE=tmacattack33]When you're in a dream you don't have the same thought processing as in reality.

I've probably done a lot of crazy things in dreams.[/QUOTE]

The best is the rare times you are able to realize you're dreaming and do whatever the **** you want