nba team haiku

[QUOTE=neologism]the dunk contest needs
one round where each contestant
dunks on Shawn Bradley[/QUOTE]

i would actually pay to see this...:banana:

Viktor Khryapa,
Thabo Sefolosha and
two brothers named ben

marbury, crawford
nate, steve all need their p.t.
who will be sitting?

Lamarcus Aldridge:
best second pick in the draft
since old Sam Bowie

you'll be sorry that
your team slept on Renaldo
Balkman..yeah someday

Where's Chris Andersen?
from whom will players buy their
methamphetamines?

I wonder how much time
Tony Parker spends each day
licking Duncan's balls?

Tony Parker: come
out of the closet now dude
no more of this act

JJ Redick chugs
his fifth zima of the night!
then it's time to drive...

Jameer Nelson is
the new damon stodamire
minus the ganja

[QUOTE=neologism]JJ Redick chugs
his fifth zima of the night!
then it's time to drive...[/QUOTE]

:hammerhead: :cheers: :hammerhead:

Bosh Throws Down Uber-Hard
What's with all the Europeans?
Please don't get hurt, Ford...

[QUOTE=J-Smoooth]Bosh Throws Down Uber-Hard
What's with all the Europeans?
Please don't get hurt, Ford...[/QUOTE]

nicely done than-ku

season beginning

all can be optimistic

who will win it all?

[CENTER][B][SIZE="5"]RAPTORS - ITS OUR TIME[/SIZE][/B]

release the anger
defeat, a thing of the past
its our time to shine[/CENTER]