Stereotype a Poster's Posts

jayguevera: I'm such a noncomformist hardcore emo druggie, please feel sorry for me. Wait nevermind, I'm too rough around the edges for people to feel sorry for me.

[QUOTE=triangleoffense]jayguevera: I'm such a noncomformist hardcore emo druggie, please feel sorry for me. [B]Wait nevermind, bathe in my grimmy coolness.[/B] [/QUOTE]


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[QUOTE=triangleoffense]jayguevera: I'm such a noncomformist hardcore emo druggie, please feel sorry for me. Wait nevermind, I'm too rough around the edges for people to feel sorry for me.[/QUOTE]

:confusedshrug:

I'm a philanthropist and humanitarian, I tell people to fell sorry for you instead of me. We all saw the picture of that girl you posted with the cat or whatever. You need the sympathy more than I do pal. :oldlol:

[QUOTE=JayGuevara]I dunno if I'm just in a bad mood or tired and irritable or what, but I actually shook my head at the majority of this thread (after page 2 or whatever)

Smokee, I can say with complete objectivity and honesty, that you're a ****ing mongoloid. And I generally don't like to disparage disabled people and compare them to giant bags of douche like you.

Marlo is kinda pompous and condescending if you disagree with some of his opinions though. So chalk up some douche points for him too.

Vapid is also aloof and condescending at times, so throw a couple points his way.

Jefferson still won't win any spelling bees, but I don't give a ****. Give him a couple points too if you really want.

Phoenix and Josh can both be redundant and weak as ****. Although I don't think Josh was about to let some cyber-bullies run him off the internet cuz they were mean. Points awarded to both nonetheless.

I dunno who else I missed in here, but they probably have exuded douche-baggery also.

And, on topic, a stereotypical JayGuevara post consists of generally five dimensions. "Drugs", "Depression", "Detroit", "Death-Metal", and "Dames"[/QUOTE]


Like i keep saying feel free to put me on ignore :confusedshrug: I'm like the Howard Stern of ISH, not every politically correct emo fgt can handle what i say, especially like the 50 yr old soccer moms, which i can only assume includes you. But you still tune in and refuse to put me on ignore like a lot of my other haters, similar to Stern's biggest critics still tune in and listen to his show, then get offended and start complaining to the FCC(Jeff) to get him fined(Smokee banned).

I can't remember one entertaining topic you ever posted on this forum so i'm pretty sure i wouldn't miss what you'd have to say here nor any contributions towards reading entertainment. On the other hand theres a reason why so many people seem to have so much reluctance putting me on ignore, and even then taking me off ignore to read what all of the "hoopla" is all about when i post :cheers:

I've been awarded douche points. Yay me. DP's FTW!

[QUOTE=JayGuevara]:confusedshrug:

I'm a philanthropist and humanitarian, I tell people to fell sorry for you instead of me. We all saw the picture of that girl you posted with the cat or whatever. You need the sympathy more than I do pal. :oldlol:[/QUOTE]


you're a nobody kid. can't remember one thing you ever posted that was entertaining. i mean even all of the other people i've battled with in this thread or elsewhere i can usually attribute at least something they've posted, but you? sorry not one thing :ohwell:

[quote=JayGuevara]:confusedshrug:

I'm a philanthropist and humanitarian, I tell people to fell sorry for you instead of me. We all saw the picture of that girl you posted with the cat or whatever. You need the sympathy more than I do pal. :oldlol:[/quote]

fair enough. Never said my life was perfect though.. it's probably crappier than yours but at least I don't try to bring everyone down by posting about how horrible it is.

anyways that's pretty accurate

[QUOTE=Smokee]you're a nobody kid. can't remember one thing you ever posted that was entertaining. i mean even all of the other people i've battled with in this thread or elsewhere i can usually attribute at least something they've posted, but you? sorry not one thing :ohwell:[/QUOTE]

Jay Guevara is easily 10 times the poster you'll ever be.

[QUOTE=triangleoffense]fair enough. Never said my life was perfect though.. it's probably crappier than yours but at least I don't try to bring everyone down by posting about how horrible it is.

anyways that's pretty accurate[/QUOTE]

I don't try to bring anyone down, I give them solace in that their existence isn't as pitiful as mine. :oldlol:

And Smokee, that sure was a nice cookie cutter response. You have absolutely nothing to say to me, because I'm sure it's very difficult to differentiate between all us peasants that throw rocks at your self-perceived throne, and try to knock off your homemade crown of sh[B]i[/B]t. Your sense of self worth is laughably inflated, and yet everyone I awarded douche points to has still contributed much more in the way of intelligent discussion here than you can ever dream of. You're only a legend in your own mind, understand this.

Buncha bloomin' hoes in this thread.

I'm cool.

There, add a douche point to me.

[QUOTE=TheAnchorman]I'm cool.

There, add a douche point to me.[/QUOTE]

Douche points aren't just handed out to any ole douche, you gotta really exude douche-baggery in order to get those points. And they're like herpes, they stay with you forever. :oldlol:

[QUOTE=JayGuevara]I don't try to bring anyone down, I give them solace in that their existence isn't as pitiful as mine. :oldlol:

And Smokee, that sure was a nice cookie cutter response. You have absolutely nothing to say to me, because I'm sure it's very difficult to differentiate between all us peasants that throw rocks at your self-perceived throne, and try to knock off your homemade crown of sh[B]i[/B]t. Your sense of self worth is laughably inflated, and yet everyone I awarded douche points to has still contributed much more in the way of intelligent discussion here than you can ever dream of. You're only a legend in your own mind, understand this.[/QUOTE]

I honestly can't think of a single topic you've ever posted here that i remember as entertaining. You're one of those people who constantly just put in a nerdy 2 cents if i'm remembering right to everyone elses topics, and act like someones mom. Thats honestly all i remember from you ever contributing to these forums :confusedshrug:

I don't give a **** if you like me or not. Fact is a lot of the recent beefs i got into were over other topic arguments where i didn't give in and made legit points to what they were trying to corner me with, and they got all pissed off over it. See MMA Lidell thread. Doesn't help i **** on the J$ bandwagon half **** like you are all over. I just don't bandwagon like most of you here do, more than drop my insight that is way beyond your generic responses to everything :pimp:

[QUOTE=Dasher]Buncha bloomin' hoes in this thread.[/QUOTE]
I was going to stereotype you with your black pride, but I realize L.Kizzle has kind of taken over that mantle.

[QUOTE=JayGuevara]Douche points aren't just handed out to any ole douche, you gotta really exude douche-baggery in order to get those points. And they're like herpes, they stay with you forever. :oldlol:[/QUOTE]
LOL well I can't really fake that kind of doucheness with a simple "I'm cool" statement, I guess. That's kind of being like a "poser-douche".