I have a kidney donor!

[QUOTE=D-Rose]best of luck on the follow up surgery. i've had a catheter and dialysis before, not pleasant experiences. i've been banned by my doctor from sexual activity for two weeks after my surgery which was a week ago, removing a tumor near my belt.[/QUOTE]

Really? What's your story?

[QUOTE=Myth]Really? What's your story?[/QUOTE]
Well about 5 years ago I had a car accident in which i had an aortic aneurysm, amputated leg, and many broken bones. the effect of all the medicine in me led to a side effect of me losing kidney function. went through dialysis about 4 times and after that, was able to urinate and everything was back to normal. the tumor issue that just came up was unrelated, but i felt a mass and had the doctor check it out, was close to some sexual organ stuff so that explains the no ejaculation rule for 2 weeks lol.

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[QUOTE=D-Rose]Well about 5 years ago I had a car accident in which i had an aortic aneurysm, amputated leg, and many broken bones. the effect of all the medicine in me led to a side effect of me losing kidney function. went through dialysis about 4 times and after that, was able to urinate and everything was back to normal. the tumor issue that just came up was unrelated, but i felt a mass and had the doctor check it out, was close to some sexual organ stuff so that explains the no ejaculation rule for 2 weeks lol.[/QUOTE]

Shit man, that is awful. I hope you are doing well overall. The amputated leg is the part that stands out to me. Do you use a prosthetic, wheel chair, or do something else? It is tough enough to go through life threatening stuff, but then to have everyday life altered on top of that is just a completely different twist from my situation.

[QUOTE=Myth]Shit man, that is awful. I hope you are doing well overall. The amputated leg is the part that stands out to me. Do you use a prosthetic, wheel chair, or do something else? It is tough enough to go through life threatening stuff, but then to have everyday life altered on top of that is just a completely different twist from my situation.[/QUOTE]
Thanks man, I think I'm doing pretty well. Does take a lot away because of not being able to play sports which was like 95% of my socialization. I do have a prosthetic actually, I can walk without any support and go at a decent pace too. I used to have another prosthetic which was pretty shitty and I had to use a cane for a couple of years..which was pretty badass. I just posted a pic in the post a pic of yourself thread and you can see the prosthetic :cheers:

[QUOTE=D-Rose]Thanks man, I think I'm doing pretty well. Does take a lot away because of not being able to play sports which was like 95% of my socialization. I do have a prosthetic actually, I can walk without any support and go at a decent pace too. I used to have another prosthetic which was pretty shitty and I had to use a cane for a couple of years..which was pretty badass. I just posted a pic in the post a pic of yourself thread and you can see the prosthetic :cheers:[/QUOTE]

Nice pic. Glad to hear that doesn't keep you down.

I too feel betrayed that you don't look like Mark Bryant.:mad:

[QUOTE=Myth]Update:

I have follow up surgery this Monday, which also happens to be my birthday. Originally, they were going to have this surgery (removal of my peritoneal catheter from dialysis), a procedure to remove the stint on my bladder (10 minutes of using a scope and clamp to go up through my dick to remove it), and remove my staples from the incision all on separate dates. The timeline was close between the follow up surgery and the stint removal, so I asked them to go up my dick while I'm out for surgery, and the doctors all looked at each other like they hadn't considered that and said, "Hmm, I guess that would make sense." Couldn't believe these guys can be so smart but then lack the common sense to assume that I'd prefer they do it at the same time rather than go through my dick while I'm awake. This morning, they decided to remove the staples at the same time, which is also a bonus, but not as big of a deal.

Also, I jerked it for the first time on Sunday, and apparently the urine catheter wasn't very nice to me (it was removed on Friday). After finishing, my dick turned all purple near the base like all the blood vesicles broke. Scary shit seeing your dick look like a bruise :lol[/QUOTE]
ha, man, you got me in tears with your bruised dick!

and wtf I thought you looked like a shorter fatter mark bryant. you totally lied in that craigslist ad

[QUOTE=IcanzIIravor]I too feel betrayed that you don't look like Mark Bryant.:mad:[/QUOTE]

I just hope you look like that Cajon Mondo in your avatar.

we need that smiling Lebron head on your body in bed !....or your head on his body.........i donno know.......errie similarities

[QUOTE=tomtucker]we need that smiling Lebron head on your body in bed !....or your head on his body.........i donno know.......errie similarities[/QUOTE]

A Lelbron photoshop of me? I'd feel honored. :lol

i wish you a regular surgery with a normal mortality rate.

[QUOTE=Myth]I just hope you look like that Cajon Mondo in your avatar.[/QUOTE]

Sigh...I wish. I'd rape the horses and ride off on the women then.

Hope all went well for you bro!

[QUOTE=Myth]A Lelbron photoshop of me? I'd feel honored. :lol[/QUOTE]

you deserve it after this.......Lebron never had a tube in his dick..........not that we know of......