starbright, starlight, starface...

[QUOTE=Goon Time]Plenty of people care. Some arrogant, spoiled bitch ran his mouth for years and the comedy of his lies being thrown in his face is extremely entertaining.




It's cute that you're trying to put on this sober face, pretending to have changed chapters in maturity. Doesn't change the fact that you're fat, ugly, and uneducated. You can't hold a real job because you seem to think you're above any of the limited positions you're qualified for, plus you've always had daddy's safety net. You're a blogger and a youtube star now? That's your future? You've spent 10 years on this message board talking big game and [U]never[/U] delivering, just because you say it's old news doesn't mean it is. You're a broke 30 year old with no real ambition and no realistic shot at success. You've run your mouth foolishly and all of us that enjoy reminding you of that are part of your penance. Sorry bro, keep pretending we aren't hitting the nail on the head.[/QUOTE]
You live your life stalking people on a message board and repeat the same exact insults over and over.

Not only are you sad, but terribly terribly unfunny.

:violin:

[QUOTE=KiiiiNG]You live your life stalking people on a message board and repeat the same exact insults over and over.

Not only are you sad, but terribly terribly unfunny.

:violin:[/QUOTE]


this is funny coming from you. sorry for the bullying, just calling em like I see em

[QUOTE=Goon Time]Plenty of people care. Some arrogant, spoiled bitch ran his mouth for years and the comedy of his lies being thrown in his face is extremely entertaining.




It's cute that you're trying to put on this sober face, pretending to have changed chapters in maturity. Doesn't change the fact that you're fat, ugly, and uneducated. You can't hold a real job because you seem to think you're above any of the limited positions you're qualified for, plus you've always had daddy's safety net. You're a blogger and a youtube star now? That's your future? You've spent 10 years on this message board talking big game and [U]never[/U] delivering, just because you say it's old news doesn't mean it is. You're a broke 30 year old with no real ambition and no realistic shot at success. You've run your mouth foolishly and all of us that enjoy reminding you of that are part of your penance. Sorry bro, keep pretending we aren't hitting the nail on the head.[/QUOTE]


You need to seriously give it a rest man: if he is as much of a loser as you say, then what does that make the guy stalking him on an internet message board, and using an alt account to do so (i.e. you)? It looks like you're pretty damn obsessed to me.

:lol

[QUOTE=Goon Time]Plenty of people care. Some arrogant, spoiled bitch ran his mouth for years and the comedy of his lies being thrown in his face is extremely entertaining.




It's cute that you're trying to put on this sober face, pretending to have changed chapters in maturity. Doesn't change the fact that you're fat, ugly, and uneducated. You can't hold a real job because you seem to think you're above any of the limited positions you're qualified for, plus you've always had daddy's safety net. You're a blogger and a youtube star now? That's your future? You've spent 10 years on this message board talking big game and [U]never[/U] delivering, just because you say it's old news doesn't mean it is. You're a broke 30 year old with no real ambition and no realistic shot at success. You've run your mouth foolishly and all of us that enjoy reminding you of that are part of your penance. Sorry bro, keep pretending we aren't hitting the nail on the head.[/QUOTE]

Yeezus :eek:

Did the face man f*ck your wife or something? This goes WAY beyond some internet message board beef. Where did he touch you?

[QUOTE=Goon Time]this is funny coming from you. sorry for the bullying, just calling em like I see em[/QUOTE]
:roll:

Yeah, since you're a real winner yourself. You give off supreme loser vibes, as you post paragraphs about the same dude every single day. Nobody cares to ever respond though so I can see why you'd be excited to talk to me. And please don't use my shit you unfunny hack. Don't EVER use my shit.

[QUOTE=Goon Time]Plenty of people care. Some arrogant, spoiled bitch ran his mouth for years and the comedy of his lies being thrown in his face is extremely entertaining.




It's cute that you're trying to put on this sober face, pretending to have changed chapters in maturity. Doesn't change the fact that you're fat, ugly, and uneducated. You can't hold a real job because you seem to think you're above any of the limited positions you're qualified for, plus you've always had daddy's safety net. You're a blogger and a youtube star now? That's your future? You've spent 10 years on this message board talking big game and [U]never[/U] delivering, just because you say it's old news doesn't mean it is. You're a broke 30 year old with no real ambition and no realistic shot at success. [B]You've run your mouth foolishly and all of us that enjoy reminding you of that are part of your penance. [/B] Sorry bro, keep pretending we aren't hitting the nail on the head.[/QUOTE]


LOL well I'm sayin, you CAN if you want. I genuinely don't care - like you've said, every single thing here I've brought on myself, because it's good laughs for all of us - but I'm also legit excited for what I'm hoping to do, so anything you add is just free pub.

I'm just givin you the heads up more than anything. I'm not gonna be sittin here all day trading insults anymore. It'll just be kind of a one-way street with you spending a lot of time typing out words, digging up old threads and pictures ad nauseum. It's never bothered me before, so if you REALLY want to continue spending hours a day doing it, I aint tryina stop you. I'm just pointing out it's just gonna look really weird, and for your [U]OWN PERSONAL SAKE, MAN!!![/U]: You could be doing things a lot more productive.

Before it just looked like two idiots arguing back and forth on the net. Once I stop, and you're still going full-steam, it's gonna look more awkward than ever. If that's okay with you, it's okay with me. LOL I'm just tellin ya. It's not like your identity's a secret.



"It's never too late to change."


Do whatever you want to do, Goon Time!

[QUOTE=Akrazotile]:lol

My man, nobody cares about this stuff anymore but you.

We all goin out to do our own thing, and you should, too. I'm sure there are posters here beside you that still dont like me, but youre pretty much the last man standing as far as the obsession goes. Not really a good look dude and honestly I think youre better than that.

And for my part, I'm all done beefin! With you and with errbody. You can post all my pics and laugh at them with a dozen different accounts. Photoshop them and make funny captions. Hack my phone and post all my personal texts and dick pic selfies. I wouldnt let the ridicule of others dictate how I live my life. So if you wanna dedicate the precious little time you get on this earth to "exposing me" online to some guys who watch basketball or trying to clown on me so you can finally see me affected... I mean go for it if thats what makes you happy but I just wanna encourage you not to consume yourself with somethin so petty and pointless. Nobody here cares anymore when you call me a shoe salesman and post my target t-shirt pics. LOL. Youre the only one that still cares. Theres gotta be somethin more you can live for.

Either way baby, do you! I aint even gonna hate. :cheers:[/QUOTE]
:applause:

[QUOTE]It's cute that you're trying to put on this sober face, pretending to have changed chapters in maturity.[/QUOTE]
it is cute and does take plenty of effort but there's no maturity before you put on a pretense and just try it out

[QUOTE=Dresta]You need to seriously give it a rest man: if he is as much of a loser as you say, then what does that make the guy stalking him on an internet message board, and using an alt account to do so (i.e. you)? It looks like you're pretty damn obsessed to me.

:lol[/QUOTE]
might not take too much time to punch out a dozen redundant pieces of hatemail to the same dude every week. 45 minutes max. i could see the value there under the right circumstances.

i think goon time makes some really good points.

[QUOTE=Lebron23]Damn. Goon Time aka Josh really hates Chris. You guys needs to meet each other, and fight in a boxing ring in LA.[/QUOTE]
ha! the legend can make magic but he's no goon.

[QUOTE=RidonKs]ha! the legend can make magic but he's no goon.[/QUOTE]

:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

[QUOTE=Lebron23]Damn. Goon Time aka Josh really hates Chris. You guys needs to meet each other, and fight in a boxing ring in LA.[/QUOTE]
That account seems too weak to be josh.

Josh's personality always came thru on his alts... this one not so much. 'goon time' is snooze time. No way could josh ever be that unoriginal or unfunny

Bump.

I was looking for that thread where starface got assaulted by a Mexican in a Texas bar and made a thread showing his wounds.

I couldn't find it :/

starface, do you remember what username and thread title you had when you made the Texas bar brawl thread?

I love that thread and wanted to re-read

[QUOTE=ROCSteady]Bump.

I was looking for that thread where starface got assaulted by a Mexican in a Texas bar and made a thread showing his wounds.

I couldn't find it :/[/QUOTE]
from your humble servant

[URL="http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=327128"]http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=327128[/URL]

minor classic

Good look homie, Always loved that thread.


classic starface

This puny widdle scrub wanted to put limits on the offspring of REAL MEN from Africa and the Middle East.

Oh brother.

Let's be reazonable civilized minds here.

I'll trade 10 of the worthless f*cks here for 10 camel jockey goat herders in a heartbeat. Make the world a better place.

[IMG]https://media1.giphy.com/media/hGoDj6XY50Gw8/giphy.gif[/IMG]

[QUOTE=JEFFERSON MONEY]This puny widdle scrub wanted to put limits on the offspring of REAL MEN from Africa and the Middle East.

Oh brother.

Let's be reazonable civilized minds here.

I'll trade 10 of the worthless f*cks here for 10 camel jockey goat herders in a heartbeat. Make the world a better place.[/QUOTE]

Damn :lol you have changed. I can't see you saying this now.

[QUOTE=Tito Beasley]A week from today I'm going to participate in a clinical trial that'll pay me 7.2k for a 17 day stay. in fact while i'm there i'm going to launch a website with a ton of different stuff (analyzing california's political candidates, blogging about sports related stuff, some other things).

my parents also help me with living expenses because they're supportive of what I'm trying to do, and I also saved them all that money they saved up for college by not actually going for more than a year.

i also just go on craigslist and find stuff to make a quick few bucks. a lot of the tv shows and gameshows that tape during the weekday out here pay you to go sit in the audience for a few hours, so i do that once in a while. if you're intelligent, articulate, and presentable and you look around, you can find ways to make money out here.[/QUOTE]
10 years later, nothing has changed :oldlol:

[QUOTE=Facepalm]10 years later, nothing has changed :oldlol:[/QUOTE]


Desperation bumps :lol


Jizzo SEETHING :roll: :rockon:

[QUOTE=Tito Beasley]This is where my salesmanship and eloquence will hopefully come in. while i'm in the study i'm gonna send out my headshots and cover letters etc. to a bunch of agents and basically convince them why i'm gold, and i have no doubt i'll be able to get at least one of them hooked. like i said, that's what i do.[/QUOTE]
:yaohappy: :yaohappy:

10 years and 20 different personas later....[i]nice[/i]

Safe to say he failed miserably

look at the first page, only ISH legends and OG's

[QUOTE=East River Livn';13667558][IMG]https://media1.giphy.com/media/hGoDj6XY50Gw8/giphy.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]

[IMG]https://media2.giphy.com/media/hGoDj6XY50Gw8/giphy.gif[/IMG]

[QUOTE=East River Livn';14092029][IMG]https://media2.giphy.com/media/hGoDj6XY50Gw8/giphy.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]


Desperation bumps :lol

Jizzo SEETHING :roll: :rockon:

[QUOTE=ArbitraryWater;13841240]look at the first page, only ISH legends and OG's[/QUOTE]

Lol, I was on that first page. I'll accept the legend status call out

The one and only is back?

Dude kept on bumping threads and raving about retiring but still lurks lmao.

[QUOTE=Tito Beasley;4372636]A week from today I'm going to participate in a clinical trial that'll pay me 7.2k for a 17 day stay. in fact while i'm there i'm going to launch a website with a ton of different stuff (analyzing california's political candidates, blogging about sports related stuff, some other things).

my parents also help me with living expenses because they're supportive of what I'm trying to do, and I also saved them all that money they saved up for college by not actually going for more than a year.

i also just go on craigslist and find stuff to make a quick few bucks. a lot of the tv shows and gameshows that tape during the weekday out here pay you to go sit in the audience for a few hours, so i do that once in a while. if you're intelligent, articulate, and presentable and you look around, you can find ways to make money out here.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Tito Beasley;4372763]yeah its cause you have to have 17 days in a row available to stay overnight, but have to pass an alcohol, drug, nicotine, and general health screen so you cant just be some bum off the street, and then of course you have to get stuck with a needle once a day for a blood draw and of course there's "technically" a risk involved to an investigational drug (this one's for an asthma medication, which coincidentally i have anyway) but this isn't some underground lab testing crazy stuff the way most people probably picture it. [B]these take place constantly around the country, i've done about a dozen since getting out of college[/B], the facilities are state of the art, big screen tv's, recliners, ping pong tables, etc. etc.[/QUOTE]

Starface made a living as a guinea pig for drug companies. You can't make this stuff up.

[QUOTE=Off the Court;14416744]Starface made a living as a guinea pig for drug companies. You can't make this stuff up.[/QUOTE]

well that answers a lot of questions about the origin of his mental illnesses.

Imagine sitting there every day, [I]literally thirsting for my attention.[/I]

Trying to provoke me with cringey gimmick accounts, or in Alan’s case, just being his usual manchild self.

It’s mirror-check time, boys.

Go take a look, and BE HONEST.

add paranoia to one of the side effects of whatever drug he's trying out now.

[QUOTE=highwhey;14417061]add paranoia to one of the side effects of whatever drug he's trying out now.[/QUOTE]

I find you extremely annoying and unlikable, and I basically straight up ignore you as best I can, yet you still bring me up on a regular basis because you want me to interact with you.

You are lonely as fvck, Alan. Lonely as FCVK.

That’s not my problem.

You’re embarrassing yourself badly. Good luck with that.

one comment set you off, jeeze dude. i feel bad now.

[QUOTE=FultzNationRISE;14417062]I find you extremely annoying and unlikable, and I basically straight up ignore you as best I can, yet you still bring me up on a regular basis because you want me to interact with you.

You are lonely as fvck, Alan. Lonely as FCVK.

That’s not my problem.

You’re embarrassing yourself badly. Good luck with that.[/QUOTE]

Magnus vs. Nepo who u got

[QUOTE=FultzNationRISE;14417062]I find you extremely annoying and unlikable, and I basically straight up ignore you as best I can, yet you still bring me up on a regular basis because you want me to interact with you.

You are lonely as fvck, Alan. Lonely as FCVK.

That’s not my problem.

You’re embarrassing yourself badly. Good luck with that.[/QUOTE]

:roll:

[QUOTE=MrFonzworth;14417089]Magnus vs. Nepo who u got[/QUOTE]
Almost read this as magnus vs. necro lmfao

[QUOTE=MrFonzworth;14417089]Magnus vs. Nepo who u got[/QUOTE]

Why are you asking me that?

Edit: I meant "him."

[QUOTE=jstern;14417131]Why are you asking me that?

Edit: I meant "him."[/QUOTE]
:roll:

[QUOTE=jstern;14417131]Why are you asking me that?

Edit: I meant "him."[/QUOTE]

this is the first semi funny post you have posted. i didn't think you had any self awareness considering your "condition".