Things We Have Done In Real Life That We Wouldnt Tell Anyone Else

[QUOTE=1987_Lakers]I've never told anyone this, but a few years ago I was drunk and horny so I meet with a prostitute in a motel. I give her the money as I walk in, the agreement was only a BJ, but I convinced her for a full service without any charge, after I finish I see the money on the counter, I start to make small talk with her so I can distract her while I quietly snatch my money back. I grab the money and leave the motel and gtfo of there. I then receive a text from her calling me an ass****.

I'm not proud of it but shit happens.[/QUOTE]
Wow, was she hot?

[QUOTE=SilkkTheShocker]The best is the rare times you are able to realize you're dreaming and do whatever the **** you want[/QUOTE]
:pimp:

[QUOTE=ArbitraryWater]why are you still making jokes? :lol[/QUOTE]
Watchu want? :coleman:

When I worked at McDonald's I gave this chubby, diabetic woman an assload of extra salt. I think I had a hand in possibly killing her

[QUOTE=Megabox!]When I worked at McDonald's I gave this chubby, diabetic woman an assload of extra salt. I think I had a hand in possibly killing her[/QUOTE]

Can you really deny a customers request of extra salt though? Don't lose sleep my dude...

i don't think the customer requested the extra salt.........

Got head by this girl who had her baby in the room. When the baby started crying i told her my boy who was next in line to get head will take care of him for the time being till I finished...

[QUOTE=Done_And_Done]Can you really deny a customers request of extra salt though? Don't lose sleep my dude...[/QUOTE]

I think he meant he did it without her asking for it. Or else that would be a pointless post

Classic thread.

Too many funny stories to quote them all.

Epic thread. :roll:

Fapped to a friend's mom once when really drunk at their house.

Fapped to a Spanish teacher upon getting home from school in the bathroom, even saying her name in a cinematic fashion while fapping. I'm still convinced to this day that my sister heard me cuz I was into it and didn't kno she came home during, I was prolly 16.

I went in on the slow a few times when I was in ED. Best part was treating acutely intoxicated or OD patients.

Some truly great stories in here:roll:

[QUOTE=ROCSteady]Fapped to a friend's mom once when really drunk at their house.

Fapped to a Spanish teacher upon getting home from school in the bathroom, even saying her name in a cinematic fashion while fapping. I'm still convinced to this day that my sister heard me cuz I was into it and didn't kno she came home during, I was prolly 16.[/QUOTE]
This is all pretty normal tbh.

[QUOTE=JohnFreeman]Nah under a walkway bridge tunnel thingy, kid was screaming for him to stop ripping his pants, and I ran off in the opposite direction[/QUOTE]
:biggums:

[QUOTE=ace23]Mas[COLOR="Black"]turbat[/COLOR]ed to a member of immediate family
Molested a cousin
Gotten boners around very young girls. Haven't had that one happen in years, though.[/QUOTE]
This man takes the prize

had to re-read this :oldlol:

Stuck my ***** into the suction hose of a vacuum cleaner and then turned it on. I only did it once though.