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[B]JtotheIzzo, Good Ol Willy, and finalwrath provided some of thiz. One'z a geyser, one'z in his late 20'z, and now it'z time for the full-fledged teen view. Add your own if you'd like. [/B]
Get comfortable with the opposite sex at an early age. Just cuz it has a vajayjay with breastz don
“Don’t let a win get to your head, or a loss get to your heart.” – Public Enemy. Self explanatory. Complacency/Cockiness and Depression/Weak Effort should be avoided at all costz. It’z a shame soo many fall victim to it.
At an early age, understand that you “CAN NOT do anything that you want to be. You can’t achieve any dream that so happenz to form into a thought. You’ve got 70 years to live, and limited significance. The world don’t revolve around you, but you revolve around yourself.”
“Great Mindz think alike.” Bull***** quote. End of story. Alike is the key phuck-up.
Better quote is “Closest thing to an absolute truth is that there are none.” Keep that in mind and avoid the declarative statementz which Hawker partakez in :oldlol:
Try to avoid that esoteric attitude. Don’t let that be your motivation. You’re no Neo from Matrix. Yes the “massez are azzes”, but please avoid that attitude, especially in politix. The sheer arrogance and poor, cynical opinion of the humanz around u will destroy u, consuming your mentality to a “holier than art thou” type. Evil. Nexus and WTFaMonkey embody this. Accept humility and understand that you’re a human, an animal who will work hard, gain knowledge, and let that be your edge.. not your claim to fame.
On the same note, pride is crucial. Don’t ever let anyone tell you aren’t better than them. Stay humble, nice, calm and laid-back throughout the majority of real-life, but if you desire to set thingz straight, then so be it. Explode.
To conquer fear is to isolate yourself with it. End of story. Courage is all about knowing there’z something more important than succumbing to that which you’re scared of. I was not social az a child, but I look at people as a body, a mind, a soul. Now I can talk with the hottest girlz about periodz and feces without breaking a sweat.
G.O.W.” Indulge in the artz of one form or another. A musical instrument? Photoshop? Sculpturing? Heck pissing your name on the sidewalk. A little bit of expression here and there certainly help. Learn another language. After all, imagine your teacher drawing extravagant imagez in combination with boring text.. Wouldn’t ya learn a heck of a lot faster.
Self-deprecating humor and black comedy. EXCELLENT. Being able to laugh at yourself and the futility of the world iz something we all ought to do once in a while. Really, izn’t life just ridiculous!? Y’all are such flawed, loser, imbecilic phuckz, but hey you know what that’z why I luv ya.
Conformity and human nature. Use them as guides growing up, until you achieve self-discovery. By then, it iz something to strive away from. Seriously look at us. Proud, hypocritical, materialistic, ghey, insatiable appetitez for lust/money, greedy, will downplay our achievementz in public but not in private, betray our friendz for a hot girl, won
Do some form of sport! For every basketball there is out there, a tennis, croquet, or curling existz as well! Every human being, obese or anorexic and in between, can enjoy some physical, fun competition. Just BREAK OUT OF YOUR SHELL/COMFORT ZONE and E.X.P.L.O.R.E. Breakdancing, mountain climbing,..
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What are your credentials? What success have you had in life so we should follow your advice? Where are you now and basically why should anyone follow "your" advice? No one wants to follow no financially struggling guys advice or anything like that.
J Money giving a lecture. :applause:
Even if it was a bit of a ramble, it was still an entertaining read. With some wisdom hidden in there somewhere.
[QUOTE=Glove_20][B]Before reading:
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What are your credentials? What success have you had in life so we should follow your advice? Where are you now and basically why should anyone follow "your" advice? No one wants to follow no financially struggling guys advice or anything like that.[/QUOTE]
Good questions. I can only spit what I know, and I can assure you I'm not the best man to follow. My only credentials are that I won a scholarship, support my family, am decent at the guitar, very good at basketball, an A/B student, and that'z about it. It'z my imagination and soul that set me apart. In real life, I'm just a notch above mediocre. All of it is idealistic rhetoric. But hey perhaps it sparks a couple of the ISH member's imaginations.
good stuff. keep going.
money as in "its a win".
aka "youre so money and you dont even know it"
Why did you write all that J-Money? I find it very sad.
I can't stress how awesome pure, unadulterated nature doez for the soul. Keeping a dog, helping a pigeon stuck in soda plastic, walking through the park, swimming in the lake, biking through the woodz.. greatness. I can't quite describe the charm, but it'z beautiful. End of story. Gorgeous beyond any Giselle, Lima, or Kardashian can hope for.
Don't be afraid to fight every now and then. Few people have the killer instinct to be able to bash your brainz in. A fistfight or two will do one good, especially if it'z not a publicity stunt. Eastern philosophical viewz and maximum power output from a lean physique are what make martial artz an incredible art to partake in. But just getting your azz whooped iz honorable in itself. And oh yeah, very thin line between courage and stupidity. Someone makez fun of your shirt or the streetz you come from, does NOT warrant a fist to da face of yo opponent. Play that ish off. But always keep it real. and DO the right thing.
Go completely apesh!t once in a while. Relieve your body of all that unnecessary stress. Just let loose: be it on the dance floor, while jamming out to an instrument, on the basketball court, while sleeping. Don't give a phuck. just wildly move, scream, claw, unleash your animalistic instinct. This will give u a chance to remain patient when the time requirez it.
Moar! Moar!
Sorry, but that pretentious replacing of "s" by "z" kills it for me. Can't read that stuff.
Stay natural. Stick out by being different, not by trying to be.
That was my money advice for you.
Good read. A bit wordy, but pretty interesting.
[QUOTE=Heretik32]Sorry, but that pretentious replacing of "s" by "z" kills it for me. Can't read that stuff.
Stay natural. Stick out by being different, not by trying to be.
That was my money advice for you.[/QUOTE]
Yeah man that killz me too.
[QUOTE=Heretik32]Sorry, but that pretentious replacing of "s" by "z" kills it for me. Can't read that stuff.
Stay natural. Stick out by being different, not by trying to be.
That was my money advice for you.[/QUOTE]
+1
[QUOTE=JEFFERSON MONEY]
For a small stage of your life, deny EVERYTHING that holdz the web of society
[QUOTE=JEFFERSON MONEY]
:cry: You've got a point Jay, but I'm thinking it would do a few young, cocky, sheltered clownz some good. Especially, the onez I've experienced with their fruity pink poloz, mediocre athleticizm, and unearned arrogance. The thought of having nothing haz alwayz fascinated me.. but alas a Detroit knee-broken Caucasexican iz prob a more worthy example.
Btw, I awaited your return, my darling Starface. And thnx for correction.
Bumped for other ISH postaz inputz.
Curious to see what philosophiez/quotez/mannerz/mentalitiez/codez of honor you folkz incorporate in your daily livez.
Also I recommend y'all enhance your pain threshold from the get go. When doing crunches, tell someone to slap your abz, and take biting cold showers in combination with extreme heat for muscle recovery. Run through thickets, play with knives, play with matches responsibly, and callus those hands up. Neitszche (sp?) knew that which don't kill you can only make you stronger.
Be a stingy Jew in the presence of strangers, and generous amongst those you care about.
[QUOTE=JayGuevara]
I'll let you know how that works out for me, if I become Tyler Durden or what happens. My money is on sinking into depression and unhealthy dependency on drugs and liquor. :hammertime:[/QUOTE]
Well, I didn't create an alter ego and start day dreaming and become an "escapist", nor have I developed any serious addictions to drugs yet.
Actually what happened for the most part was just like what I had left, nothing. I didn't take time off work, I didn't become a recluse, I kept up my facade as best as I could. But for the most part, I became indifferent to everything, I stopped caring, couldn't come up with a concrete reason for getting up each day, and the winter came. And the insomnia still rages, as does the mental and emotional solitude.
Although I still get a chuckle outta the fact that less than three years ago I was a "celebrity" and regarded as royalty in Southwest Detroit, runnin through 4 or 5 cars, had stacks on deck at all times, niiggas and girls I didn't even know comin up in the mall or the streets callin out my name, and the squad was bout to get signed under Universal, life was good. ****, those days my knee wasn't even all ****ed up. A couple years later, couple overdoses, alotta murders and felonies and indictments later, and some bad decisions and bad luck, and you get this version of me. :oldlol:
[QUOTE=JEFFERSON MONEY]Good questions. I can only spit what I know, and I can assure you I'm not the best man to follow. My only credentials are that I won a scholarship, support my family, am decent at the guitar, very good at basketball, an A/B student, and that'z about it. It'z my imagination and soul that set me apart. In real life, I'm just a notch above mediocre. All of it is idealistic rhetoric. But hey perhaps it sparks a couple of the ISH member's imaginations.[/QUOTE]
props. humbleness is the true mark of a real man
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My advice is to never strike a stripper across the face in the open public. I supposed it's looked down upon in this great country.
:cry:
[quote=JayGuevara]
less than three years ago I was a "celebrity" [/quote]
Fame, fame, fatal fame,
It can play hideous tricks on the brain,
But still I'd rather be famous,
Than righteous or holy,
Any day, any day, any day
-Morrissey
PAY ATTENTION to your d!ck, dreamz, desires, and demeanor. We're built upon a platter of genetics with a healthy helping of environment, so be sho to do whatever it takes to "find thyself." When you're getting intimiate, watchin a porno, seein a person get punished, experiencing a tragic event.. always be aware of the position of your c0ck. This can help your sex life oh so much if you know your fetishes down like the back of su mano. As for your dreams, just jot them down and interpret them with the help of Jung, Freud etc.. all in all they may be meaningless, but they're a nice way to kill time; > videogames, drinking alone, being Pleezebelieve etc.
Avoid making BIG opinions. I'm talking about the size and simplicity of it all. Yeah this ties in with the whole black and white ordeal, but here are some examples to avoid.[I] Celine Dion is an awful singer; Natural Born Killers is complete hogwash, Obama is a retard, Cheez-its are the best snack evar!! [/I]etc.. By focusing and upping the complexity of WHAT it is about that specific entity you despise, you are infinitely more pleasant to listen to, and more honest in the process. " I believe that Celine Dion, although lyrically unblessed, is quite a heavenly voice to tap my Chuck T's to, similar to Sam Cooke, and contrary to AXL Rose. etc." There's a reason why George Carlin is hilarious, and Stephen Crowder f*cking sucks.
[U]Inject some imagination into your life. [/U] If you're doing something boring, but necessary, i.e. paperwork/housework, put a lil scenario behind it. As you're filling out a resume in a jiffy, perceive yourself as that Greek dude who ran 26 miles to relay the victory against the Persians. When you're gardening or repairing your car, sing along to Amazing Grace, and mock black people It helps pass the time, and is quite charming on a fellow. When you're in a lecture/office of some type, and you hear a distinct noise i.e. a pen-tap, try to create an orchestral Mr. Piece by the speaker's breath-pauses, the applause, the wind in the back etc.
So the J$ Manifesto is still a work in progress. Cool. I'll quote Morrissey again:
I wear black on the outside
'Cause black is how I feel on the inside
And if I seem a little strange
Well that's because I am
[QUOTE=K.Koscik]Yeah man that killz me too.[/QUOTE]
he triez way too hard. can't be an attention whore without purposely miszpelling ****. **** J$
you on speed?
[QUOTE=AtticusPigeon11]PAY ATTENTION to your d!ck, dreamz, desires, and demeanor. We're built upon a platter of genetics with a healthy helping of environment, so be sho to do whatever it takes to "find thyself." When you're getting intimiate, watchin a porno, seein a person get punished, experiencing a tragic event.. always be aware of the position of your c0ck. This can help your sex life oh so much if you know your fetishes down like the back of su mano. As for your dreams, just jot them down and interpret them with the help of Jung, Freud etc.. all in all they may be meaningless, but they're a nice way to kill time; > videogames, drinking alone, being Pleezebelieve etc.
Avoid making BIG opinions. I'm talking about the size and simplicity of it all. Yeah this ties in with the whole black and white ordeal, but here are some examples to avoid.[I] Celine Dion is an awful singer; Natural Born Killers is complete hogwash, Obama is a retard, Cheez-its are the best snack evar!! [/I]etc.. By focusing and upping the complexity of WHAT it is about that specific entity you despise, you are infinitely more pleasant to listen to, and more honest in the process. " I believe that Celine Dion, although lyrically unblessed, is quite a heavenly voice to tap my Chuck T's to, similar to Sam Cooke, and contrary to AXL Rose. etc." There's a reason why George Carlin is hilarious, and Stephen Crowder f*cking sucks.
[U]Inject some imagination into your life. [/U] If you're doing something boring, but necessary, i.e. paperwork/housework, put a lil scenario behind it. As you're filling out a resume in a jiffy, perceive yourself as that Greek dude who ran 26 miles to relay the victory against the Persians. When you're gardening or repairing your car, sing along to Amazing Grace, and mock black people It helps pass the time, and is quite charming on a fellow. When you're in a lecture/office of some type, and you hear a distinct noise i.e. a pen-tap, try to create an orchestral Mr. Piece by the speaker's breath-pauses, the applause, the wind in the back etc.[/QUOTE]
stfu fgt. stop switching handles and being an attention whore :ohwell:
[quote=Smokee]stfu fgt. stop switching handles and being an attention whore :ohwell:[/quote]
You suck.
[QUOTE=rufuspaul]You suck.[/QUOTE]
your mom sucks a lot too, i mean giving head to strangers.
[quote=Smokee]your mom sucks a lot too, i mean giving head to strangers.[/quote]
Oh I get it. A joke about my mom. Original. And funny too. :ohwell:
[QUOTE=rufuspaul]Oh I get it. A joke about my mom. Original. And funny too. :ohwell:[/QUOTE]
whats there to get? your moms a big fat slut :confusedshrug:
good stuff, j.
[quote=Smokee]whats there to get? your moms a big fat slut :confusedshrug:[/quote]
So true. I've been trying to get her to lose some weight and quit whoring around but to no avail. At least she didn't finnish with you since she couldn't stop laughing at the tiny size of your d*ck and complete lack of balls.
[QUOTE=rufuspaul]So true. I've been trying to get her to lose some weight and quit whoring around but to no avail. At least she didn't finnish with you since she couldn't stop laughing at the tiny size of your d*ck and complete lack of balls.[/QUOTE]
haha you just admitted your moms a big fat slut :oldlol:
I refuse to take advice from someone that uses "It'z" in the place of "IT'S"
[quote=Smokee]haha you just admitted your moms a big fat slut :oldlol:[/quote]
And if you believe that then by correlation you've admitted to having microscopic genitalia. Personally I'd rather have a fat slutty mom.
[QUOTE=rufuspaul]And if you believe that then by correlation you've admitted to having microscopic genitalia. Personally I'd rather have a fat slutty mom.[/QUOTE]
maybe thats because you DO have a fat slutty mom? :ohwell: