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She was super skinny with short blond hair and wore the same clothes all the time. He should have been chasing Beebe Bluff.
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or
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The choice seems to be clear.
Oh, come on..."Mayonnaise," get it? Get it?? GET IT?!!
Eh, me neither.
haha..
Man I used to love that show,
With porkchop..
Remember that song?
"one little voice is calling me, calling me"
Pus[COLOR="Black"]s[/COLOR]y.
Doug was a 15 year old kid. He saw a v[COLOR="Black"]a[/COLOR]gina with yellow muff hair. And I aint mad at him.
Ruiz be right as usual.
To top it off the b!tch'z cooch probably stank. Wearin' that same lousy hippie outfit episode after episode, probably commando underneath that skirt.
Probably smells like Roger's armpits, that freakin' greaseball.
Killer Tofu!
Doug was a lame anyway.
He woulda never got the puss no matter who he chased.
When Connie becama a dimepiece he should have rolled with her. She always wanted to give him that ass.
The man has taste.
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8 years of playing frisbee with PorkChop accumulated won't amount to the fun from hitting that fatty from the back.
[QUOTE=Dasher]She was super skinny with short blond hair and wore the same clothes all the time. He should have been chasing Beebe Bluff.
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or
[IMG]http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m267/hiphopsushi/beebe.jpg[/IMG]
The choice seems to be clear.[/QUOTE]
BB was skinnier than Patti, and much more of a b*tch. Everyone in that neighborhood had multiple pairs of the same outfit in their closet.
Beebe had that guap though, and seemed like she had a little freak in her.
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Bebe would be a whore in todays standards. DOug was pretty lame too, he probably wouldnt know how to handle a whore
The only interest I would have had in Patty was finding out if the curtains matched the drapes.
Haha, this thread brings back some childhood memories. Plunger plunger:rockon:
[QUOTE=Dasher]Beebe had that guap though, and seemed like she had a little freak in her.[/QUOTE]
Good point. Probably just not Doug's type. She was into black guys anyway.
But Patty was a slender athlete. Doug was just diggin the athletic type probably.
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[B]That aint f[B]u[/B]ckin' right... thats straight up blasphemy..[/B]
[quote=dawsey6]Good point. Probably just not Doug's type. She was into black guys anyway.
But Patty was a slender athlete. Doug was just diggin the athletic type probably.[/quote]Once she went Black, Doug never stood a chance.
:roll: @ Reppy
doug's buddy, skeeter, was hitting all of them chicks.
that chick that doug blew off taking to the hoedown >>>>> patty
I NEED MORE ALLOWANCE! (YO-DA-LAY-HEE-HOO)
WHY?
[COLOR="Black"][B]BECAUSE I DO!![/B][/COLOR]
Bebee was uglier than Patty though and like someone said earlier Patti had the slender body of an athlete more than she was skinny.
Uglier than Patty? Homie, you need to get your eyes checked, and she did not have the body of an athlete.
doug didnt have enough balls to get at that but Quail Man would have tore that snatch up.
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Roger was the man for sonning Doug's punk ass time and time again.
[QUOTE=picc84]Roger was the man for sonning Doug's punk ass time and time again.[/QUOTE]
Roger also got his ass kicked by Doug's sister on one of the newer episodes :oldlol:
Doug's sister was a g.
[QUOTE=Dasher]Uglier than Patty? Homie, you need to get your eyes checked, and she did not have the body of an athlete.[/QUOTE]
Nah dude, Beebe had this waifish, coke addict look going on. I guess reasonable minds will have to differ on this one.
Anyway, I feel the debate is moot anyway. I thought Doug was lame. I mean looked at the way he followed Patti around and she always took the time out to diss him. Doug didn't have enough game to bag either of them anyway.
Just my two cents.
dougs artsy sister was sexy cute. patti had a nasty voice to, some hillbilly beanpole if you ask me.
Chikkabahhbahh Chikka Chikka Bah Bah!
*woof Woof*
Nobody had a shot with Patti, she was into beastiality and ended up banging the realist pimp of the entire town...Porkchop.
Doug turned into even more of a nerd and was put into an insane asylem in Muscatine for attempting to commit suicide by jumping off the roof of his school while dressed as Quail Man. He said he was trying to save Mr. Dink from the newly turned evil Silver Skeeter. Doctor's say that Doug viewed his former best friend Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentine as an evil super villan because he lost his virginity in a three some that included Patti Mayonnaise and Doug's dog Porkchop in Doug's very own room while they forced Doug to write everything that he saw in this sexcapade in his journal.
Doug is now 29 and the only time he has gotten off was when he wacked off into his pillow case while screaming, "SUPERSPORT! SUPERSPORT!"
*Supersport was the side kick of Quailman and was based off Patti.
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Doug is now 29 and the only time he has gotten off was when he wacked off into his pillow case while screaming, "SUPERSPORT! SUPERSPORT!"
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i heard that he is a semi-reformed smack addict (he's moved onto methadone) and is hanging out with macaulay caulkin in greenwich village a whole lot. skeeter transitioned into porn productions, and his trademark move is a conflation of 3/4 of his name and the chick's hair.
[quote=HisJoeness]Nah dude, [B]Beebe had this waifish, coke addict look going on.[/B] I guess reasonable minds will have to differ on this one.
Anyway, I feel the debate is moot anyway. I thought Doug was lame. I mean looked at the way he followed Patti around and she always took the time out to diss him. Doug didn't have enough game to bag either of them anyway.
Just my two cents.[/quote]Patty was not exactly voluptuous herself. She like Walmart discount heroin chic.
lol i remember this thread. never knew they showed doug outside of canada.. :lol
the waffle stomper>
[QUOTE=Dasher]Patty was not exactly voluptuous herself. She like Walmart discount heroin chic.[/QUOTE]
:oldlol:
Disney's version of "Doug" blew ass.
yeh i never watched disney doug because they changed dougs voice and he sounded even dorkier and it was a bad show. Is this thread reminding anyone else of hey arnold?
Lila would get it
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