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Why don't blacks conjugate helping verbs?
black: my cousin and I [I]was[/I] at his house playing halo
white: my cousin and I [I]were[/I] at his house playing halo
black: we [I]was[/I] playing well in the 3rd quarter
white: we [I]were[/I] playing well in the third quarter
dre: everybody wants to know how close me and snoop [B]is[/B]
eminem: everyone wants to know how close me and dre [B]are[/B]
blacks are just as smart as whites, so they must think its cool not to conjugate their helping verbs.:rolleyes:
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"I seen you guys the other day". You seen? You saw, or you have seen.
- [COLOR="DarkOrange"]Rusty Trombone [/COLOR]
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one is "hood" and one isnt
the only real thing that bothers me is when a black guy says "stremph" instead of "strength"... you ever notice that? No?
:ohwell:
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:roll: ron mexico never fails to amaze me
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Lemme ax you a question. F-uck is you tombout?
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my mouf does the spellin fo' me. ya feel me?
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Because crack doesn't allow "conjugate" to be a part of their vocabulary.
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It's called African American Vernacular English. It's what their friends and relatives speak so obviously it'd filter down to them also. It's a 'dialect' of English so to speak.
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[QUOTE=BallersTalk]It's called African American Vernacular English. It's what their friends and relatives speak so obviously it'd filter down to them also. It's a 'dialect' of English so to speak.[/QUOTE]
Excuses
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"Why don't blacks conjugate helping verbs?"
because they're black
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Dagga dagga = 3 pter
MO = no
yall wanna hoop at the hub by my spot?
translation: do you guys want to play basketball at the rec center by my house?
Lol, some of the dudes I ball with are hilarious, they come up with new ish everyday
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how come white people always smell like farts? you notice that? always. poop air. s'crazy.
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[quote=Lamar Doom]how come white people always smell like farts? you notice that? always. poop air. s'crazy.[/quote]
Thought we smelled like wet dogs?
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[QUOTE=FashionIssues]my mouf does the spellin fo' me. ya feel me?[/QUOTE]i feel ya. it's not like i control what comes out, i just put it on auto-pilot and go with the flow :pimp:
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[QUOTE=Ron Mexico]black: my cousin and I [I]was[/I] at his house playing halo
white: my cousin and I [I]were[/I] at his house playing halo
black: we [I]was[/I] playing well in the 3rd quarter
white: we [I]were[/I] playing well in the third quarter
dre: everybody wants to know how close me and snoop [B]is[/B]
eminem: everyone wants to know how close me and dre [B]are[/B]
blacks are just as smart as whites, so they must think its cool not to conjugate their helping verbs.:rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
cuz it's bout money f aggot.
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Americans in general dont speak proper english..... the American dialect is also broken english...
:confusedshrug:
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As far as I know, there is no standard English language.
Zo zpik az ju lajks.
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[QUOTE=Ron Mexico]black: my cousin and I [I]was[/I] at his house playing halo
white: my cousin and I [I]were[/I] at his house playing halo
black: we [I]was[/I] playing well in the 3rd quarter
white: we [I]were[/I] playing well in the third quarter
dre: everybody wants to know how close me and snoop [B]is[/B]
eminem: everyone wants to know how close me and dre [B]are[/B]
blacks are just as smart as whites, so they must think its cool not to conjugate their helping verbs.:rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
So let me guess, white people speak proper english?? Please. Seriously black people speak better than whites because while there might be bunch of ignorant black people, there are millions of redneck and southern white people who do the same thing.
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[SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]Its been a problem in the black community for a while now. However the far left has done a good job convincing people criticizing the misuse of the English language is "racist". They will stop at nothing to make sure the values of America are destroyed. [/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[QUOTE=phoenix18]So let me guess, white people speak proper english?? Please. Seriously black people speak better than whites because while there might be bunch of ignorant black people, there are millions of redneck and southern white people who do the same thing.[/QUOTE]
so how is that better? Don't we both have dumbasses?
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[QUOTE=phoenix18]So let me guess, white people speak proper english?? Please. Seriously black people speak better than whites because while there might be bunch of ignorant black people, there are millions of redneck and southern white people who do the same thing.[/QUOTE]
nope white people are allowed to talk like this
Normal person: We should definitely have some drinks tonight
White frat boy: Duuude we should totes (totally) get schwasted tonight!
Then there's Canadianballer
Normal: That was an excellent use of comedic timing
Canadianballer: LOL dude that is soooo jokes! Chirp chirp!
Ignore Ronnie Me-hi-co though. He's not a legit account :oldlol:
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Im getting tired of this "chirpin" shiet... that little shiet aint poppin next ta the big shiet yo... dig it? Sraight up hoes, all of em... droppin loyalties and shiet when da backcrook is down...
stuntin on all yall
fer realz
:violin:
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[QUOTE=Bill O'Reilly][SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]Its been a problem in the black community for a while now. However the far left has done a good job convincing people criticizing the misuse of the English language is "racist". They will stop at nothing to make sure the values of America are destroyed. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/QUOTE]
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :applause:
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[QUOTE=ALBballer]As far as I know, there is no standard English language.
[B]Zo zpik az ju lajks[/B].[/QUOTE]
LOL so cute and charming :applause:
[QUOTE]So let me guess, white people speak proper english?? Please. Seriously black people speak better than whites because while there might be bunch of ignorant black people, there are millions of redneck and southern white people who do the same thing.[/QUOTE]
What the f*ck are you trying to say? If you're talking in the grand scheme of America, then yes Caucasian Americans will probably speak English in a more "traditional manner", so lay off that bullsh!t southern bashing. I ain't got nothin wrong wit neither situations tho.
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[QUOTE=Ron Mexico]
dre: everybody wants to know how close me and snoop [B]is[/B]
eminem: everyone wants to know how close me and dre [B]are[/B]
blacks are just as smart as whites, so they must think its cool not to conjugate their helping verbs.:rolleyes: [/QUOTE]
I'm no english major but I'd rather go with:
Everyone wants to know how close Dre and I are.
Lol @ how you substitute Everybody and Everyone and spell out Third instead of using the numeral as if that makes us look even worse. Anyway, one of the worst linguists of all time was the f*cking president! Come on. That guy was borderline retarded when he went away from cue cards. But I will say my black do get a little "ignant" sometimes. Blame it on Hip Hop.
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[QUOTE=The Magic Man]I'm no english major but I'd rather go with:
Everyone wants to know how close Dre and I are.
Lol @ how you substitute Everybody and Everyone and spell out Third instead of using the numeral as if that makes us look even worse. Anyway, one of the worst linguists of all time was the f*cking president! Come on. That guy was borderline retarded when he went away from cue cards. But I will say my black do get a little "ignant" sometimes. Blame it on Hip Hop.[/QUOTE]
k
stfu
plz
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[QUOTE=SherlockHolmes]k
stfu
plz[/QUOTE]
eadb
[COLOR="White"]translation: eat a d*ck b*tch[/COLOR]
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[QUOTE=The Magic Man]eadb
[COLOR="White"]translation: eat a d*ck b*tch[/COLOR][/QUOTE]
eabod diaf
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Apparently nobody read what I wrote. It's not a matter of ignorance on the part of blacks. It's like asking a French guy who grew up in France to come here and speak perfect English with an American accent. There are several dialects/accents of English spoken throughout the world. Canada, Australia, England, Northern US, Southern US, Central US....it's spoken differently. Not every black person I've come across speaks it the same way.
Again,
[QUOTE=BallersTalk]It's called African American Vernacular English. It's what their friends and relatives speak so obviously it'd filter down to them also. It's a 'dialect' of English so to speak.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=SherlockHolmes] I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE![/QUOTE]
Yet, you're offended that I told you to eat a d*ck? :confusedshrug:
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As a person who is very very white and who grew up with crazy parents who made sure I talked properly, I have to say, "proper English" is tremendously overrated and I've always liked the way black people talk the best. It's much more rhythmic and just sounds better. It sounds like there's really something "behind it." You know?
It's pronounced "ask" but you know what? It shouldn't be. Aks sounds a thousand times better.
Sometimes I'll just ride public transportation for a day just to listen to not-very-educated people talk in the vernacular. At the school I go to every pretty much speaks "correctly" and it's a whole lot more boring.
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[QUOTE=BallersTalk]It's like asking a French guy who grew up in France to come here and speak perfect English with an American accent[/QUOTE]
no it's not like that (unless the "black" in question in french)
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[QUOTE=The Magic Man]Yet, you're offended that I told you to eat a d*ck? :confusedshrug:[/QUOTE]
What the [I]f[/I]uck does eating dick have to do with drinking your milkshake? You inept little **** must have not watched the classic, There Will Be Blood.
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[QUOTE=SherlockHolmes]What the [I]f[/I]uck does eating dick have to do with drinking your milkshake? You inept little **** must have not watched the classic, There Will Be Blood.[/QUOTE]
:rolleyes: Wow. You can't be this slow.
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[QUOTE=The Magic Man]:rolleyes: Wow. You can't be this slow.[/QUOTE]
Alright I have had enough with these 1 sentence replies. If you want to face me, start a thread and we will battle till the death. If you decline, then back down forever and stop with these senseless little insults. Time to man up you [I]d[/I]ouche.
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[QUOTE=SherlockHolmes]Alright I have had enough with these 1 sentence replies. If you want to face me, start a thread and we will battle till the death. If you decline, then back down forever and stop with these senseless little insults. Time to man up you [I]d[/I]ouche.[/QUOTE]
Oooooooh. You see the circle starting to form? There. That was three sentences. Well, that makes four....um, five. Happy now? Damnit!
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[QUOTE=Ron Mexico]black: my cousin and I [I]was[/I] at his house playing halo
white: my cousin and I [I]were[/I] at his house playing halo
black: we [I]was[/I] playing well in the 3rd quarter
white: we [I]were[/I] playing well in the third quarter
dre: everybody wants to know how close me and snoop [B]is[/B]
eminem: everyone wants to know how close me and dre [B]are[/B]
blacks are just as smart as whites, so they must think its cool not to conjugate their helping verbs.:rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
Is you the one made that chicken thread?
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f*ck this thread i'm finna bounce..
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I love it when the say "erf" instead of Earth or "ignant" instead of ignorant. :hammertime: