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Turns out Dirk Nowitzki's fiancee, Cristal Taylor, had also duped Tony Banks (former NFL QB) a long time ago.
[IMG]http://www.wfaa.com/sharedcontent/dws/img/wfaa/2009-05/0513_cristaltaylor200.jpg[/IMG]
[url]http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4165087[/url]
She had previously worked as a stripper.
Dirk, better leave grubs like these to the likes of Ruben Patterson and Zach Randolph.
She must give a mean *******.
That's all I can think of. :confusedshrug:
Goddamn she gets uglier the more I see her.
ew.
At least Dirk's own people found out about this chick. Sure, it's a sad reflection of society that your advisers need to check out a potential wife, but a needed one. Good think Dirk has reliable people around him.
[QUOTE=bdreason]She must give a mean *******.
That's all I can think of. :confusedshrug:[/QUOTE]
Like golf ball through a garden hose "mean" or chrome off a trailer hitch "mean"?
Sad, but probably true.
What a nightmare.
eww
Again, why doesn't he just bang some little blonde German groupie? There's got to be a ton of them lined up. Why would he want a con-artist, hood-rat, crackhead looking b*tch that was once a stripper, who's been around the block and almost pushing 40? That skeezer must give great dome.
Like I said before, this woman must have some Ill Na Na. I bet she's a beast between the sheets.
""She called me and wanted to see me; I said, 'No.'" Banks told The News. "She sent me her picture in the mail and she was just gorgeous. Me being a kid, thinking I was the best thing since sliced bread, I gave her a call and ended up dating her."
:wtf: :wtf:
this guy and dirk need to get their eyes checked, i mean wtf is this.
[QUOTE=Rekindled]""She called me and wanted to see me; I said, 'No.'" Banks told The News. "She sent me her picture in the mail and she was just gorgeous. Me being a kid, thinking I was the best thing since sliced bread, I gave her a call and ended up dating her."
:wtf: :wtf:
this guy and dirk need to get their eyes checked, i mean wtf is this.[/QUOTE]
i think they are just saying she gives a mean BJ. you obviously couldnt say that in a interview...
[QUOTE=Mr_Basketball#1]Like I said before, this woman must have some Ill Na Na. I bet she's a beast between the sheets.[/QUOTE]
Still, she looks like an ape. There are easily a ton of women out there that are much better looking than her that are great in bed, if not better than con-artist girl. Plus, anytime you bang a hotter chick it's a lot more enjoyable.
[QUOTE=Mr_Basketball#1]Like I said before, this woman must have some Ill Na Na. I bet she's a beast between the sheets.[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't be able to get it up looking at that behemoth, even with the lights off....
It's a mug shot.
For example:
[IMG]http://weblogs.baltimoresun.com/news/captioncall/0930heather-locklear.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://www.miwim.fr/blog/ressources/yopadato/mars2009/heather-locklear-remake-melrose-place.jpg[/IMG]
Cristal could look a lot better then that picture.
i lost alot of respect for dirk. thats just uncalled for
That's just a super bad picture. She doesn't look so awful here....
[IMG]http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/uploads/cristal_taylor.jpg[/IMG]
...still not my type at all, but at least she doesn't look like a crack fiend like in the first picture.
[QUOTE=magi
[QUOTE=Meticode]That's just a super bad picture. She doesn't look so awful here....
[IMG]http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/uploads/cristal_taylor.jpg[/IMG]
...still not my type at all, but at least she doesn't look like a crack fiend like in the first picture.[/QUOTE]
Eww :oldlol: , can't believe I defender her just now.
I take it back!
[QUOTE=Meticode]That's just a super bad picture. She doesn't look so awful here....
[IMG]http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/uploads/cristal_taylor.jpg[/IMG]
...still not my type at all, but at least she doesn't look like a crack fiend like in the first picture.[/QUOTE]
Are you kidding me? She still looks like a ****ing savage.
[IMG]http://www.postchronicle.com/images/articles/cristal250.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://www.nerditry.com/images/tpp.jpg[/IMG]
Oh sht, it's like the movie "The Crying Game". I guess Dirk didn't mind.
[QUOTE=magi
Dirk needs to stay overseas and find himself a wife to be. I'd go Russian. Germans and Russians get along? :lol
[QUOTE=Eldrunko247][IMG]http://www.postchronicle.com/images/articles/cristal250.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://www.nerditry.com/images/tpp.jpg[/IMG]
Oh sht, it's like the movie "The Crying Game". I guess Dirk didn't mind.[/QUOTE]
Fail, as always.
Ho 4 sho'.
[QUOTE=Meticode]That's just a super bad picture. She doesn't look so awful here....
[IMG]http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/uploads/cristal_taylor.jpg[/IMG]
...still not my type at all, but at least she doesn't look like a crack fiend like in the first picture.[/QUOTE]
That's gross.
I wouldn't rail her so I don't know why a f[U]uc[/U]king NBA superstar would:roll:
Dirk likes black girls??
[QUOTE=NuggetsFan]That's gross.
I wouldn't rail her so I don't know why a f[U]uc[/U]king NBA superstar would:roll:[/QUOTE]
you may be surprised, she would be a masterful liar and manipulator
[QUOTE=G-train]you may be surprised, she would be a masterful liar and manipulator[/QUOTE]
But she'd have nothing to manipulate me for..and I don't care how sneaky she is I wouldn't touch that:no:
Was just thinking, can anyone think of an NBA player with an uglier GF than that?:lol
i've always imagined dirk would be banging hotties like these
[img]http://beerinfood.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/oktobergirlsstacked.jpg[/img]
Pffft. :roll:
[IMG]http://www.derok.net/derok/images/classics/planet%20ari.jpg[/IMG]
Sad thing is she's presumably pregnant with Dirk's child.
[QUOTE=Ancient Legend]Sad thing is she's presumably pregnant with Dirk's child.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://blogs.msdn.com/blogfiles/hegenderfer/WindowsLiveWriter/Itsthemostwonderfultimeoftheyear_822B/cbrown_thanksgiving_big[2].jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Ancient Legend]Sad thing is she's presumably pregnant with Dirk's child.[/QUOTE]
Her being pregnant >>>>>>>>>> GSW first round upset & NBA Finals choke
:oldlol: In terms of FAIL that is. Lets hope that is NOT true for Dirk sake.
[url]http://www.myspace.com/dirkandchrissi[/url]
I cant view at work but I saw it posted somewhere
[QUOTE=OneMoreSucka]Are you kidding me? She still looks like a ****ing savage.[/QUOTE]
wtf is that??? That's a beast right there.:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
[QUOTE=Ancient Legend]Turns out Dirk Nowitzki's fiancee, Cristal Taylor, had also duped Tony Banks (former NFL QB) a long time ago.
[IMG]http://www.postchronicle.com/images/articles/cristal250.jpg[/IMG]
[url]http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4165087[/url]
She had previously worked as a stripper.
Dirk, better leave grubs like these to the likes of Ruben Patterson and Zach Randolph.[/QUOTE]
I'd hate to see the joint she was stripping out.
This must have been Dirk right here....
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s27wOS-Ada8&feature=related[/url]
Must have taken that b!tch drunk and knocked her up and woke realizing what a huge f*ckin mistake he made.
To each their own.
dirks legal team better get a hefty raise. They saved dirk from soo much trouble :applause::applause:
While drunk he thought he saw this:
[IMG]http://hiphopvideomodels.net/candaceSmith/candace_smith_24.jpg[/IMG]
He woke up seeing this:
[IMG]http://www.postchronicle.com/images/articles/cristal250.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=DuMa]i've always imagined dirk would be banging hotties like these
[img]http://beerinfood.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/oktobergirlsstacked.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
lol