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!!! TAYLOR SWIFT IS SINGLE! omg
Taylor Swift has finally ended her rampage of statutory ra[U]pe[/U] with the 17 year old minor Taylor Laughtner and is free and on the market looking for love. That's right gents, the voice of our generation is now also this generations number 1 most elligible hotty. This is like Christmas happened twice in two weeks:rockon:
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You're a couple days late, and it was not statutory rape.
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[QUOTE=kshutts1]You're a couple days late, and it was not statutory rape.[/QUOTE]
20 year old with a 17 year old is statutory
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[B]Yeeeeah.. Now thatz wup sup muthaphukaz!!!!!!!
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[QUOTE=sergiorodriguez]20 year old with a 17 year old is statutory[/QUOTE]
Depends on the state you live in and their laws... in NY, 17 is the age of consent
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In Florida a 16 y/o can consent-24.
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[QUOTE=Juges8932]In Florida a 16 y/o can consent-24.[/QUOTE]
guess what, taylor swift wasnt in new york of florida, she from penn
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[QUOTE=sergiorodriguez]guess what, taylor swift wasnt in new york of florida, she from penn[/QUOTE]
it doesnt matter where you are from, but where it happened
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[QUOTE=Waking_Life][B]Yeeeeah.. Now thatz wup sup muthaphukaz!!!!!!!
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This guy needs to be sent to Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends already. I F[COLOR="Black"]u[/COLOR]cking Hate Him!!!
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[QUOTE=twolvesfan]it doesnt matter where you are from, but where it happened[/QUOTE]
Very true.. to a point, but if you ever go to a state where the age is lower for the sole purpose of sex with a (in your state) minor, then that is illegal. Granted, it's hard to prove, but that's how it is.
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Good, Sergio. Why don't you slap her ass and make her gurgle your [COLOR="Black"]cu[/COLOR]m?
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[QUOTE=sergiorodriguez]20 year old with a 17 year old is statutory[/QUOTE]
No it's not. Not in Texas anyways.
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[QUOTE=Hawker]No it's not. Not in Texas anyways.[/QUOTE]
did you know that incest is also legal in Texas? That doesnt make it right
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[QUOTE=sergiorodriguez]did you know that incest is also legal in Texas? That doesnt make it right[/QUOTE]
lol incest isn't legal you idiot.
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So you're telling me there's a chance...
[IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cQb2tKyozEQ/SZYb_wfCxqI/AAAAAAAAA3k/cH6BsdLZkFQ/s400/a_chance.jpeg[/IMG]
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[QUOTE=Qwyjibo]So you're telling me there's a chance...
[IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cQb2tKyozEQ/SZYb_wfCxqI/AAAAAAAAA3k/cH6BsdLZkFQ/s400/a_chance.jpeg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
yes there's a chance even for dullards such as yourself and the character in your photo, to get with the voice of our generation
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[quote]That's right gents, the voice of our generation is now also this generations number 1 most elligible hotty.[/quote]
She's lovely. But she's not the voice of our generation. The musical voice of our generation is either Kanye West or John Mayer. Not only are they just as popular as Swift; they're also vastly superior musicians. Not that Swift is bad; she's merely a little above average, and coasts on adorableness and catchiness alone.
I'd definitely take T. Swift over any female celebrity though.
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[QUOTE=sergiorodriguez]yes there's a chance even for dullards such as yourself [B]and the character in your photo[/B], to get with the voice of our generation[/QUOTE]
If Rasho wanted Taylor Swift you best believe he could have her, he would scoop her with the greatest of ease.
EDIT: NVM, I thought you were referring to the character in his avy. Either way, Rasho FTW.
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[QUOTE=Clifton]She's lovely. But she's not the voice of our generation. The musical voice of our generation is either Kanye West or John Mayer. Not only are they just as popular as Swift; they're also vastly superior musicians. Not that Swift is bad; she's merely a little above average, and coasts on adorableness and catchiness alone.
I'd definitely take T. Swift over any female celebrity though.[/QUOTE]
john mayer wtf? hes like the voice of 23 year old middle class white girls, not the voice of an entire generation like T-Swift
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[QUOTE=sergiorodriguez]20 year old with a 17 year old is statutory[/QUOTE]
do you even know WHY the legislature created a "statutory rape" statute?
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[QUOTE=BMOGEFan]do you even know WHY the legislature created a "statutory rape" statute?[/QUOTE]
no, im not a goddamn lawyer
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[QUOTE=sergiorodriguez]yes there's a chance even for dullards such as yourself and the character in your photo, to get with the voice of our generation[/QUOTE]
if you consider taylor swift the voice of this generation, thats very very pathetic.
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[QUOTE=sergiorodriguez]no, im not a goddamn lawyer[/QUOTE]
ok then tell me answer this question
assuming the age of consent is 18 years old.
a 18 year old high school senior has sex with his 17 year old high school girlfriend on prom night...is that statutory rape?
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[QUOTE=BMOGEFan]ok then tell me answer these questions
assuming the age of consent is 18 years old.
a 18 year old high school senior has sex with his 17 year old high school girlfriend on prom night...is that statutory rape?[/QUOTE]
not in california. a one year difference is allowed.
19 and 17 is not allowed
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[QUOTE=sergiorodriguez]not in california. a one year difference is allowed.
19 and 17 is not allowed[/QUOTE]
the matter of point is the legislature created statutory rape laws to prevent 30 year olds from ****ing 17 year olds and getting by with "consent" defense...
not to bust their 2-3 year difference in age boyfriends.
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[QUOTE=BMOGEFan]the matter of point is the legislature created statutory rape laws to prevent 30 year olds from ****ing 17 year olds and getting by with "consent" defense...
not to bust their 2-3 year difference in age boyfriends.[/QUOTE]
the law is the law, and the law says Taylor Swift is a rap[U]is[/U]t sir
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I'm sure she did it to hook up with some random dolt from the internet.
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[quote]john mayer wtf? hes like the voice of 23 year old middle class white girls, not the voice of an entire generation like T-Swift[/quote]
What about our generation does T-Swift accurately reflect? She's just any other adorable girl making cute love songs... "Who Says," "Assassin," "New Deep," "Why Georgia" are songs that only could have been made this decade. Nobody quite captures 21st century alienation and fragmentation and yearning for something real quite like John Mayer.
I mean anyone with a Y chromosome is going to get tired of his voice eventually, but in moderate doses Mayer is pretty clearly the best musical act out right now, at least in the mainstream eye.
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Just walk away dude, walk away. You're being sucked into his troll-hole.
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[QUOTE=Clifton]What about our generation does T-Swift accurately reflect? She's just any other adorable girl making cute love songs... "Who Says," "Assassin," "New Deep," "Why Georgia" are songs that only could have been made this decade. Nobody quite captures 21st century alienation and fragmentation and yearning for something real quite like John Mayer.
I mean anyone with a Y chromosome is going to get tired of his voice eventually, but in moderate doses Mayer is pretty clearly the best musical act out right now, at least in the mainstream eye.[/QUOTE]
I agree with this. Is his newest album worth checking out? I thought he made good strides with Continuum but I listened to a couple of songs off of Battle studies on youtube and I wasn't impressed.
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[quote]I agree with this. Is his newest album worth checking out? I thought he made good strides with Continuum but I listened to a couple of songs off of Battle studies on youtube and I wasn't impressed.[/quote]
I thought Battle Studies was a disappointment. The only songs I kept were "Who Says" and "Assassin." "Assassin" isn't even that good a song; it's more like a song that points you in the direction of what a great song could have been, if that makes sense. I liked where he was going with it but it didn't quite come together.
"Continuum" and "Heavier Things" are probably tied for my favorite album of the 2000s.
I actually paid cash monies for Battle Studies too... in a record store. Pissed... but hey everyone makes mediocre albums.
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i dont get how ppl find her hot
she's pretty but a bit too white trash looking
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[QUOTE=Stuckey]i dont get how ppl find her hot
she's pretty but a bit too white trash looking[/QUOTE]
Damn, I thought she was fine as fck til I found a pic of her without make-up :eek:
[URL="http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20206360_20469894,00.html"]http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20206360_20469894,00.html[/URL]
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[QUOTE=Stuckey]i dont get how ppl find her hot
she's pretty but a bit too white trash looking[/QUOTE]
She reminds me of that two face girl from Seinfeld.
[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFeUrC2gR30"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFeUrC2gR30[/URL]
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[QUOTE=Kungfro]She reminds me of that two face girl from Seinfeld.
[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFeUrC2gR30"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFeUrC2gR30[/URL][/QUOTE]
I remember that episode. :rockon:
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[QUOTE=NoGunzJustSkillz]Damn, I thought she was fine as fck til I found a pic of her without make-up :eek:
[URL="http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20206360_20469894,00.html"]http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20206360_20469894,00.html[/URL][/QUOTE]
That's not her. :confusedshrug:
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I bet she's just dieing to date one of her million fans, especially some random dude from a basketball website.
You should tell her your post count, I bet she gets instantly wet.
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[QUOTE=sixerfan82]I bet she's just dieing to date one of her million fans, especially some random dude from a basketball website.
You should tell her your post count, I bet she gets instantly wet.[/QUOTE]
:roll: :roll: :roll:
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[QUOTE=NoGunzJustSkillz]Damn, I thought she was fine as fck til I found a pic of her without make-up :eek:
[URL="http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20206360_20469894,00.html"]http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20206360_20469894,00.html[/URL][/QUOTE]
Did you read the side text?
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[QUOTE=NoGunzJustSkillz]Damn, I thought she was fine as fck til I found a pic of her without make-up :eek:
[URL="http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20206360_20469894,00.html"]http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20206360_20469894,00.html[/URL][/QUOTE]
Read the text on the right. :facepalm :oldlol: