For every post this thread gets in the next 72 hours, SourPatchKid's parents will donate $1.50 to help build new basketball courts in their home province of Hunan, China. 100% legit.
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For every post this thread gets in the next 72 hours, SourPatchKid's parents will donate $1.50 to help build new basketball courts in their home province of Hunan, China. 100% legit.
Rosez, get the f[FONT="Verdana"]u[/FONT]ck in here.
[QUOTE=LamarOdom]Lets make this the new biggest thread ever.
Keep it clean we don't want SPK parents checkin up on the thread and see half naked chicks.[/QUOTE]
Actually my dad doesn't even know what ISH is, but my mom will call him tonight to tell him about this. My mom just knows it as the basketball site I'm always on.
Good for you and your parents :cheers:
[IMG]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3242/3057009785_674de2a6af.jpg[/IMG]
My mommy's hometown, the capital of Hunan and where I have like a gazillion relatives. My dad comes from a much smaller village.
[QUOTE=LamarOdom]How is it going in school? when are the tryouts for the bball team?[/QUOTE]
Tryouts start October 29th.
[QUOTE=SourPatchKids]
My mommy's hometown, the capital of Hunan and where I have like a gazillion relatives. My dad comes from a much [B]small[/B]er [B]village[/B].[/QUOTE]
Legit question. Is your dad a ninja?
[QUOTE=Chief Keef]Legit question. Is your dad a ninja?[/QUOTE]
Not that I know of.
[QUOTE=SourPatchKids][IMG]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3242/3057009785_674de2a6af.jpg[/IMG]
My mommy's hometown, the capital of Hunan and where I have like a gazillion relatives. My dad comes from a much smaller village.[/QUOTE]
Yo! if your family visits the motherland in the future, can you take me with ya'll? :D
[QUOTE=SourPatchKids][IMG]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3242/3057009785_674de2a6af.jpg[/IMG]
My mommy's hometown, the capital of Hunan and where I have like a gazillion relatives. My dad comes from a much smaller village.[/QUOTE]
I like their beef!
-Smak
[QUOTE=Chief Keef]Legit question. Is your dad a ninja?[/QUOTE]
Ninjas are from Japan silly.
[QUOTE=Batz]Ninjas are from Japan silly.[/QUOTE]
Stop being silly everyone knows the real ninjas comes from NYC.
+ $1.50
[QUOTE=SourPatchKids]+ $1.50[/QUOTE]
You said for every post :no:
[QUOTE][B]For every post[/B] this thread gets in the next 72 hours, SourPatchKid's parents will donate $1.50 to help build new basketball courts in their home province of Hunan, China. 100% legit.[/QUOTE]
This post will be #17. 17 x $1.50 = $25.50
What I meant was that that post added $1.50 to the total.
[QUOTE=SourPatchKids]What I meant was that that post added $1.50 to the total.[/QUOTE]
Oh, OK.
The BTE regulars can get this thread bumping.
I hope rep points given to you will convert to money too. Cause I'm sure as hell will rep the shit out of you.
:cheers:
:lol My mommy not worried about here $ at all. She just went and got a pedi. Come on ISH, step your game up.
There were two sisters, one called Petal and one called Fridge. One day, Petal asks her parents, "Why did you call me Petal?" and they replied "Because when you were a baby, a petal fell on you." And then Fridge says "bllaaarrarararraraaarg".
[QUOTE=TheSilentKiller]Good for you and your parents :cheers:[/QUOTE]
this.
Bless you and your parents.
[QUOTE=Faptastrophe]There were two sisters, one called Petal and one called Fridge. One day, Petal asks her parents, "Why did you call me Petal?" and they replied "Because when you were a baby, a petal fell on you." And then Fridge says "bllaaarrarararraraaarg".[/QUOTE]
lawl
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says why the long face. Horse says nothing. It is a horse and cannot talk. It panics at the unfamiliarity of the location and breaks its leg in an attempt to escape. It is put down.
My fav joke
[QUOTE=andgar923]My fav joke
:lol
What do you call a guy with no body and just a nose. Nobody Nose
[QUOTE=LamarOdom]Lets make this the new biggest thread ever.
Keep it clean we don't want SPK parents checkin up on the thread and see half naked chicks.[/QUOTE]
I disagree, threads with half naked chicks do a 555% better job of bringing in more posts than those that don't.
ISH Heroes of the Day goes to D-Rose and SourPatchKids parents
Oh, yes!
Page 3.
Two antennas meet on a roof and fall in love. The wedding wasn't much but the reception was excellent.
Heyooooo
[IMG]http://www.james-ramos.com/images/macros/dance.gif[/IMG]
Did you hear the one about the award winning scarecrow?
He was outstanding in his field.
Anyone up for the antijokes?
[QUOTE=Faptastrophe]Anyone up for the antijokes?[/QUOTE]
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The Holocaust
What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff?
They were my friends
I'll take that as a yes.
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dave.
Dave who?
Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
A dyslexic guy walks into a bra
What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels
And yes, SPK, your parents are going to be dishing out a whole lot of charity :D
Hey guys, here's one for you.
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[QUOTE=TheSilentKiller]What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels[/QUOTE]
this is my favorite joke of all time
:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: