Who would win in an eating contest, Highwhey or Patrick Chewing?

Who would emerge victorious in a battle between ISH’s most notorious tubs?

Bahahaha the little Nazi fascist got his butt hurt :roll:

[QUOTE=Patrick Chewing;15033367]I’m a Nazi fascist[/QUOTE]
We know

[QUOTE=RRR3;15033369]We know[/QUOTE]


You and highweight are both Nazi fascists so I'm not sure why there's animosity between you two.

You named your alt after a Nazi paramilitary rank




Poor poor fatty Nazi chew.

[QUOTE=RRR3;15033372]You named your alt after a Nazi paramilitary rank




Poor poor fatty Nazi chew.[/QUOTE]

And I don't want Jews to get murdered and I want Israel to remain on the map as a flourishing, prosperous country. That shit must trip you up in that Nazi brain of yours.

Gruppenfuhrer



:biggums:

[QUOTE=RRR3;15033377]Gruppenfuhrer



:biggums:[/QUOTE]

[SIZE=4]בּוֹגֵד[/SIZE]


boged

[QUOTE=Patrick Chewing;15033384][SIZE=4]בּוֹגֵד[/SIZE]


boged[/QUOTE]

is that the name of your mosaad handler?

[QUOTE=highwhey;15033397]is that the name of your mosaad handler?[/QUOTE]

Actually it's Whopper.

Highwhey’s stomach is as impressive as MJ vert.

Dude is straight gifted at being fat as ****

I would fold both these fools.

After Mao the only ch1nks who survived were the ones with strange genetics regarding elasticities of the stomach that allowed them aid in sustaining throughout the famines.

Poopsie would show up with his 4XL strechey pants on ready for battle.

[QUOTE=j3lademaster;15033455]I would fold both these fools.[/QUOTE]

this is true, he can eat more than me.

Over the course of 24 hour period I feel like tio could win, due to his eating endurance. But if its like a short term eating contest < 1 hr Highwheys stomach elasticity would absolutely dominate imo. Hed probably win.

ironically, chewing does not chew his food. He just puts it in his mouth and shakes his head back and forth and swallows it whole like some sort of bird. like a pelican or duck or something that eats its food whole. its very strange to watch i've read. so ill go with him in landslide. Its like a trip back in time watching patrick scarf down an entire rotisserie chicken without biting or a whole birthday