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It doesn't matter if you like the artist or not, but quote what you think is one of the worst rap lines ever and best.
Ex.
Worst: "'Can we get kickin' tonight?' like Coco/ so-so/ do you wanna play with my yo-yo?" Missy Elliot, "I Can't Stand the Rain"
Best: "If you die, tell em that you played my game/ I hope your bullet holes become mouths that say my name/ Cuz I'm the (cool)" Lupe Fiasco, "Let Me Put You On Game"
what are your worst/best?
Worst line (but for some reason always makes me laugh):
Milk D (from Audio Two)
"word to Giz, I hate f@ggots
I see em in the village like meat on some maggots"
Best line:
Milk D (from Audio Two)
"Milk is chillin, Gizmo's chillin
what more can I say, top billin"
lemonade was a popular drink and it still is by the totally overrated guru. (although he probably was influenced by two other weak rappers on that track, nice & smooth)
the whole dungeon fam was full of gems. from witchdocter tot every goodie mob member and big rube to sleepy brown.
[I]Talkin bout what we gonna be when we grow up
I said what you wanna be, she said, "Alive" (hmm)
It made me think for a minute, then looked in her eyes
I coulda died, time went on, I got grown
Rhyme got strong, mind got blown, I came back home
to find lil Sasha was gone
Her mamma said she with a ***** that be treatin her wrong
I kept on singin my song and hopin at a show
that I would one day see her standin in the front row
But two weeks later she got found in the back of a school
With a needle in her arm, baby two months due, Sasha Thumper[/I]
And from Guess Who by Goodie Mob:
[I]My Mama!!
Sometimes we get it on, I know at times I'm wrong
Lookin' into my eyes just to let me know she tried is enough for me
I'm callin' a truce it seems we more like brother and sister
Even though she pay the bills wit the mister
Brought me home in '72 and gave me all she had
Cause I was left at birth she knew it could work
Since she gave me the first chance my song and dance
Pearl, my world, what would I do without her spark
Probably be on the street wit nothin' to eat but I got a happy home
Ever since my first day it's heaven sent now I know
What it's meant when I say
I appreciate what you've done and what you do your only son...
Guess who???[/I]
May seem pretty simple but when you hear it, it's great.
Cell Therapy:
[I]Me and my family moved in our apartment complex
A gate with the serial code was put up next
The claim that this community is so drug free
But it don't look that way to me cause I can see
The young bloods hanging out at the sto 24/7
Junkies looking got a hit of the blo it's powerful
Oh you know what else they tryin to do
Make a curfew especially for me and you the traces of the new world order
Time is getting shorter if we don't get prepared
People it's gone be a slaughter
My mind won't allow me to not be curious
My folk don't understand so they don't take it serious
But every now and then, I wonder
If the gate was put up to keep crime out or to keep our ass in[/I]
Worst:
Im like the hammer that you hold in ya hand, I make hits - Nore
anything from Nore post War Report is candidate for worst lyrics
one i just thought..
Eminem on the song "touchdown"
[QUOTE]Welcome to the Midwest, yes
Where them Detroit playas ball like you have no idea
The more is here, got the whole place looking like it's candy painted
Ain't it like we left the kids at home and just let em loose with the crayons
****, I just hit a jogger, people looking like Frogger
They hopping out of the way whenever they see Marshall's car coming
The kids painted my windows with black permanent marker
And let the rest of the car carpet color like swirl pops
And I got the bass thumping but I'm bound to bump into something
Kids are flying through the air looking like they krumping
The way they tumbling, I gotta do something
But as soon as I hit the car wash to get the tar off
They just right back at it tommorrow
They're like, "Dad this is in, so you're with the trends"
"This is for the pens, listening to mens, nail polish on the rims"
And now it's custom chrome, but I gotta go do a show
So go on with ya bad self, just have it back to normal when I touch down[/QUOTE]
worst ever: "im just kidding like jason"
by some **** called nelly
its not the best but always gets me pumped up.
P.Diddy: "im the dream, im the one, im the reason you come, IM A BEAST!"
that always gets me up.
worst
R.Kelly: "thoia, thoia, thoia, thoinga thang"
Soulja Boy for worst:
"Hey Soulja Boy can I... YAH TRICK YAH." Nuff said.
Best is definately Nas:
"I never sleep, cuz sleep is the cousin of death"
And Rakim:
I was a fiend before I became a teen
I melted microphone instead of cones of ice cream
- Rakim
So many from this song, but I'll go with this
from across the seas comes cocaine
But you never seen a black man fly the plane
Look at the news:a young black death
Was it drug related,take a guess
I flash when I look in the mirror black
Cause my reflection is a 9 millimeter Gat
I think about genocide
And have thoughts of my homies who died
Welcome to the ghetto - Spice 1
'I'll take you to the Candy Shop, I'll let you lick the lollipop' - 50 Cent :oldlol:
So much on my mind that I can't recline
Blastin holes in the night til she bled sunshine
Breathe in, inhale vapors from bright stars that shine
Breathe out, weed smoke retrace the skyline
Heard the bass ride out like an ancient mating call
I can't take it y'all, I can feel the city breathin
Chest heavin, against the flesh of the evening
Sigh before we die like the last train leaving - Mos Def
[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHReQQnMVQo"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHReQQnMVQo[/URL]
D'Evils by Jay-Z, the whole song is amazing, but I just took the secound verse, check the song out.
[QUOTE]We used to fight for building blocks
Now we fight for blocks with buildings that make a killin'
The closest of friends when we first started
But grew apart as the money grew, and soon grew black-hearted
Thinkin' back when we first learned to use rubbers
He never learned so in turn I'm kidnappin' his baby's mother
My hand around her collar, feeding her cheese
She said the taste of dollars was ****ty so I fed her fifties
About his whereabouts I wasn't convinced
So I kept feedin' her money 'til her **** started to make sense
Who could ever forsee, we used to stay up all night at slumber parties
now I'm tryin' to rock this ***** to sleep
All the years we were real close
Now I see his fears through her tears, know she's wishin' we were still
close
Don't cry, it is to be
In time, I'll take away your miseries and make 'em mine, D'Evils...
[/QUOTE]
Worst lines: "If you don't bring back my m****f*****n money or my m***f****n dope, you can forget about Christmas n***a, cause you ain't gon even see New Years."
for the best.. one from Big L
"when it comes to gettin nookie Im not a rookie
I got girls that make that chick toni braxton look like whoopie"
Anything from Big Pun is classic:
Ex... Dead in the middle of little italy little did we know
That we riddled some middleman who didn't do diddily
[QUOTE=craigthomasb]worst ever: "im just kidding like jason"
by some **** called nelly[/QUOTE]
That was sick! I wouldn't have that anywhere near my worst list.
There are a lot of bad ones, like Fat Joe in "I won't tell"... just focus on after the first verse.
This is one of the sick ones I recently heard
"[B]I'm Just Trying To Do The Opposite Of Left,
As Long As There Is The Opposite Of Death
You Test, And I Might Just Bring The Opposite Of Life
Till There's No One The Opposite Of Right.[/B]"
- Lupe Fiasco (Game Time)
:bowdown:
This is seriously insane...
[B]W[/B]indows tinted on my ride when I drive in it
So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it
So I'll be disguised in it
And if anybody identifies the guy in it
I'll hide for five minutes
Come back, shoot the eyewitness
Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business
-eminem "criminal"
Plenty of nice onez.
Too bad a couple of pre-pubescent clownz ruined the first page. Idiots. (Referring to the Soulja Boy/Nas and "Tell Me"/"R Kelly" guy.
We start off with possibly the goat candidate:
"I got a knife, and the knife is sharp."
Continue forward to something by 40 cal. (Loosely written)
"When I get done with you son, I'll perform like Iverson I'll hook you up on the IV in the ER, SON!"
Some song regarding smoking
"Get your children hooked like a pedofial fishermen!"
"I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
ANYTHING within the Love Ain't song by the Cunninlynguists (ty ridonks)
Worst lyrics hands down goes to
50 cent Candy Shop
"If I can be a NYMPHO, you can be a NYMPHO"
^ I dare anybody to top that
best:
[quote]Synthesizer, microwave me
Give me a drug so I can make seven babies
Pump my breasts up, can you suck the fat up
Please make my life appear
like ain't no such thing as bad luck
My, nose ain't right
Like I need a new one
Just take your pick, a yellow red
A black or a blue one
Virtual reality, virtual, BULL****
Synthesizer preachers can reach you
up in the pulpit
Who a *****?
Give me my gat so I can smoke this *****
Tell his mamma not to cry
because they can clone him quicker
than it took his daddy to make him
****** bitin verbatim
Thought provokin records radio never played dem
Instant, quick grits, new, improved
Hurry hurry, rush rush, world on the move
Marijuana illegal but ciggarettes cool
I might LOOK kinda funny but I ain't no fool
Now if you wanna synthesize I emp-athize
Now if you wanna synthesize I emp-athize
But if you synthesize I will understand
your synthesizer man[/quote]
worst:
ice ice baby
[QUOTE=kidachi]one i just thought..
Eminem on the song "touchdown"[/QUOTE]
As one the the biggest em fans on this board I am ASHAMED that those are his lyrics. Touchdown is the worst verse I have ever heard from Em. Most of it doesn't even rhyme. Worst Em **** ever. He should be embarassed of that, and the fact that he's a legend makes it even more disturbing. That's how you can ruin a legacy, Marshall. If your verse isn't dope don't release it. Why he put that kind of trash out is beyond me.
"When i die bury me butt naked and face down in the grass, so i can **** the world while yall kiss my ass"
- Ras Kass
[QUOTE]When I get done with you son, I'll perform like Iverson I'll hook you up on the IV in the ER, SON![/QUOTE]
that was also definitely sick...
Worst, hands down!
Bam bam, jam jam, and a handstand, ha ha so tan in the tan stand
Ra-ra, na-na, ha-ha, la-la, mama I keep that blam blam
-Cam'ron
:banghead:
[QUOTE=NY Comeback]Worst, hands down!
Bam bam, jam jam, and a handstand, ha ha so tan in the tan stand
Ra-ra, na-na, ha-ha, la-la, mama I keep that blam blam
-Cam'ron
:banghead:[/QUOTE]
Nah
Golly Im Gully look at my Galoshes
or the
Computers computin, boogity bootin
sad cuz Cam'ron used to be sick
see His verse on DJ clue the professional part 1 the song with him and Pun and Canibus Cam rips it.
the lox have some pretty witty stuff too
something like [I]Might find your man dead in the ocean He be aight though You know dead rappers get better promotion [/I]
WORST :
"Psychotic hypnotic product, I got it the antibiotic
Ain't nobody hotter and so on and yada yada
God I talk a lotta hum de lay de la la
Oochie walla walla, um di da dah da dah but you gotta gotta"
Square Dance, Eminem
BEST : Nothin really comes to my mind atm
worst:
"i switch whips like kicks" wayyyyyy over used.
any song where game name drops.
"everytime i'm tryin to leave, she beggin me to stay but i politely fadeaway like my name was MJ"
my boy weezy f,got way to many to list.:cheers:
Common on My Way Home:
[I]They say home is where the hate is
My dome is where fate is
I stroll where souls get lost like vegas
Seen through the eyes of rebel glasses
Pray to god that my arms reach the masses
The young smoke grass in grassless jungles
Rubberband together in cashless bundles
We wear struggling chains
Divided only hustle remains
Making sense of it we hustle for change
Revolution ain't a game
It's another name
For life fighting
Someone to stay in they corner like Mike Tyson
[B]Hypes fighting for hits to heighten they hell
Don't he know he only get as high as he fell[/B]
Show money becomes bail
Relationships become jail
Children are unheld
I wish love was for sale
Behold the pale
Horse got me trapped like r. kel', I bail and it-[/I]
[url]http://youtube.com/watch?v=jckwAqg1tPI[/url]
[QUOTE]I show no love, to homo thugs[/QUOTE]
DMX
GOAT
[QUOTE=brwnman]That was sick! I wouldn't have that anywhere near my worst list.
There are a lot of bad ones, like Fat Joe in "I won't tell"... just focus on after the first verse.
This is one of the sick ones I recently heard
"[B]I'm Just Trying To Do The Opposite Of Left,
As Long As There Is The Opposite Of Death
You Test, And I Might Just Bring The Opposite Of Life
Till There's No One The Opposite Of Right.[/B]"
- Lupe Fiasco (Game Time)
:bowdown:
This is seriously insane...[/QUOTE]
Haha I see you using my old custom user title. That was a hot Kanye verse.
[QUOTE]
Here's one of the best rap lines ever imo.
I'm Kan, the Louis Vuitton Don
Bought my mom a purse, now she Louis Vuitton Mom
I ain't play the hand I was dealt, I changed my cards
I prayed to the skies and I changed my stars
I went to the malls and I balled too hard
'Oh my god, is that a Black Card?'
I turned around and replied, why yes but I prefer the term
African American Express
Brains, power, and muscle, like Dame, Puffy, and Russell
Your boy back on his hustle, you know what I've been up to
Killin y'all ****** on that lyrical ****
Mayonnaise colored Benz, I push Miracle Whips
[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=ecthelion]WORST :
"Psychotic hypnotic product, I got it the antibiotic
Ain't nobody hotter and so on and yada yada
God I talk a lotta hum de lay de la la
Oochie walla walla, um di da dah da dah but you gotta gotta"
Square Dance, Eminem
BEST : Nothin really comes to my mind atm[/QUOTE]
you kiddin me, square dance is a dope song, though that particular verse isn't the best.
WORST RAP[B] EVER[/B]!! BY THE WORST RAPPER[B] EVER[/B]!
Hook 1 - T-Pain]
Oooo she made us drinks, to drink
We drunk 'em, Got drunk
And then I think she thinks I'm cool
She gave me a wink, I winked back
And then I think that, we headed out something proper like...
[Chorus - T-Pain]
I like the bartender
(Oooo If you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the bar with her
(Uh-huh, Ok)
I like the bartender
(Yeah if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the bar with her
(Oooooh Uh-huh, Ok)
[QUOTE=HardTattooedThug]you kiddin me, square dance is a dope song, though that particular verse isn't the best.[/QUOTE]
i love the song, eminem is dope, but those lines just take away a lot of the credibility...
if you're listening to the song out loud, suddenly when those lines pop up it makes you look foolish
Bad:
Warren G. - 'What's Next'
[QUOTE]This DJ, he gets down
mixing records while he go round
to the Hip to the Hop you just dont stop
producing funky tracks till it makes you drop
conjunction junction, whats my function
I'm hookin up tracks so that ****** can function
its not Pete Rock or that ***** Dr. Dre
its this mutha****in ***** from around the way
the one who brings you styles on timesy, whymsy
thats why its so hard to find me
conduction, construction when I bust choo choo, bustas
its a must when I bust when I bust, I gotta come correct
the R to the E to the S-P-ect architect
yup ***** no I'm not tweakin
its one of the 16 minds that I'm speaking
the W-A the double R the E into the uhh
A-B-C-D-E-F to the mutha****in G
ooh **** as I flex I wrecks I checks
so whats next[/QUOTE]
Great:
GZA - 'Triumph'
[QUOTE]War of the masses, the outcome, disastrous
Many of the victim family save they ashes
A million names on walls engraved in plaques
Those who went back, received penalties for the axe
Another heart is torn as close ones mourn
Those who stray, ****** get slayed on the song[/QUOTE]
[B]Best[/B]
[I]Whoever said illegal was the easy way out couldn't understand the mechanics
And the workings of the underworld, granted
Nine to five is how to survive, I ain't trying to survive
I'm trying to live it to the limit and love it a lot[/I]
[B]Worst[/B]
*insert gucci mane lyrics*
BEST:
Hard work pays off, you get what you put in.
So why stop now?
Gotta keep pushing. (Keep pushing)
We in a fight to the finish,
So why not fight 'till you finished?
WORST:
They say a family that prays together, stays together.
And one that walks apart just falls apart.
So, together we stand, divided we fall.
United, we form Voltron and take off all. Let’s move.
Yes, the birds left the nest.
I’m all grown up I gotta fly with the rest.(uh huh)
Best of the best is what we strive to be. (Yeah).
A legacy is what we trying to leave.
It's from Juelz Santanas "The Second Coming".
best-it's really motivational
worst-that Voltron part is ****ing whack...
Here's a couple good verses
Wu tang - Triumph
Inspectah Deck
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies
and hypotheses can't define how I be droppin these
mockeries, lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me
Battle-scarred shogun, explosion when my pen hits
tremendous, ultra-violet shine blind forensics
I inspect view through the future see millenium
Killa Beez sold fifty gold sixty platinum
Shackling the masses with drastic rap tactics
Graphic displays melt the steel like blacksmiths
Black Wu jackets Queen Beez ease the guns in
Rumblein patrolmen tear gas laced the function
Heads by the score take flight incite a war
Chicks hit the floor, diehard fans demand more
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe slowly
Proceeds to blow swingin swords like Shinobi
Stomp grounds I pound footprints in solid rock
Wu got it locked, Performin live on you hottest block
Biggie in Notorious Thugs
Armed and dangerous
aint too many can bang with us
straight up weed no angel
dust, label us notorious. Thug ass ****** dat love to bust, its strange to us
ya'll ****** be scramblin, gamblin
up in restaurants with mandolins and
violins. We just sittin' here tryin to win, try not to sin
high off weed and
lots of gin
so much smoke need oxygen
steadily countin' them Benjamins. *****
u should too, if u knew, what this game'll do to u
been in this **** since
'92
look at all the bull**** l been thru
sure caught beef with u know
who
**** a few female stars or two
then a bluelight ****** knew like
Mike-shiiit not to be **** wit. Mutha****a betta duck quick..cuzz me and my
dogs love to buck ****, **** the luck **** strictly aim
go operation just to
kick da game. Spit yo' game, talk yo ****, grab yo gat, call your clicks,
squeeze your clip and hit the right one
pass dat weed l gotta light one
all
them ****** l gotta fight one
all them hoes l gotta like one
our situation is
a tight one
what u wanna do? fight or run? Seems to me dat you'll take thee,
Bone and Big ***** die slowly
l'ma tell u like a ***** told me, cash rule
everything around me. Shiiit lyrically, ****** can't see me, **** it, buy the
coke, cook the coke, cut it, blow the ***** before u caught yourself lovin
it--***** wit a Benz ****in it. Doesn't it seem odd to u
Big comes thru wit
mobs and crews
Goodfellas down to da Mo' Thug dudes
who's da killa? me or you?
[QUOTE=WuTangWizard]Here's a couple good verses
Wu tang - Triumph
Inspectah Deck
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies
and hypotheses can't define how I be droppin these
mockeries, lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me
Battle-scarred shogun, explosion when my pen hits
tremendous, ultra-violet shine blind forensics
I inspect view through the future see millenium
Killa Beez sold fifty gold sixty platinum
Shackling the masses with drastic rap tactics
Graphic displays melt the steel like blacksmiths
Black Wu jackets Queen Beez ease the guns in
Rumblein patrolmen tear gas laced the function
Heads by the score take flight incite a war
Chicks hit the floor, diehard fans demand more
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe slowly
Proceeds to blow swingin swords like Shinobi
Stomp grounds I pound footprints in solid rock
Wu got it locked, Performin live on you hottest block
Biggie in Notorious Thugs
Armed and dangerous
aint too many can bang with us
straight up weed no angel
dust, label us notorious. Thug ass ****** dat love to bust, its strange to us
ya'll ****** be scramblin, gamblin
up in restaurants with mandolins and
violins. We just sittin' here tryin to win, try not to sin
high off weed and
lots of gin
so much smoke need oxygen
steadily countin' them Benjamins. *****
u should too, if u knew, what this game'll do to u
been in this **** since
'92
look at all the bull**** l been thru
sure caught beef with u know
who
**** a few female stars or two
then a bluelight ****** knew like
Mike-shiiit not to be **** wit. Mutha****a betta duck quick..cuzz me and my
dogs love to buck ****, **** the luck **** strictly aim
go operation just to
kick da game. Spit yo' game, talk yo ****, grab yo gat, call your clicks,
squeeze your clip and hit the right one
pass dat weed l gotta light one
all
them ****** l gotta fight one
all them hoes l gotta like one
our situation is
a tight one
what u wanna do? fight or run? Seems to me dat you'll take thee,
Bone and Big ***** die slowly
l'ma tell u like a ***** told me, cash rule
everything around me. Shiiit lyrically, ****** can't see me, **** it, buy the
coke, cook the coke, cut it, blow the ***** before u caught yourself lovin
it--***** wit a Benz ****in it. Doesn't it seem odd to u
Big comes thru wit
mobs and crews
Goodfellas down to da Mo' Thug dudes
who's da killa? me or you?[/QUOTE]
this kid is high.. who tf is gona read all of that
pollution to my eyes
[QUOTE=v-unit]D'Evils by Jay-Z, the whole song is amazing, but I just took the secound verse, check the song out.
Worst lines: "If you don't bring back my m****f*****n money or my m***f****n dope, you can forget about Christmas n***a, cause you ain't gon even see New Years."[/QUOTE]
a hot line from d'evils is
[I]
9 to 5 is how u survive, i aint tryna survive, im tryna live it to the limit and love it a lot.[/I]
but yeah a horrible line by jay -z
[I]She's mad at that, he's not havin that
So those opposites attract like maganets[/I]
what the f*ck is a maganet
[QUOTE=BrooklynZoo]
what the f*ck is a maganet[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://www.a3bs.com/imagelibrary/U19553/electricity-and-magnetism/U19553_horseshoe-magnet-140-mm-with-yoke.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=KNOW1EDGE]WORST RAP[B] EVER[/B]!! BY THE WORST RAPPER[B] EVER[/B]!
Hook 1 - T-Pain]
Oooo she made us drinks, to drink
We drunk 'em, Got drunk
And then I think she thinks I'm cool
She gave me a wink, I winked back
And then I think that, we headed out something proper like...
[Chorus - T-Pain]
I like the bartender
(Oooo If you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the bar with her
(Uh-huh, Ok)
I like the bartender
(Yeah if you're lookin' for me)
I'm at the bar with her
(Oooooh Uh-huh, Ok)[/QUOTE]
Earth to poster: T-Pain's not a rapper.