2,079 things you'd rather do than watch the 2012 & 2013 NBA All-Star Dunk Contest

Just because mods in the NBA Forum deleted a potentially GOAT thread last year, the irony of the Second Round, and to celebrate Terrence Ross' win...

Lets pile up [URL="http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=188536"]another legendary 2, 079 list [/URL]here in the OTC



Lemme start off:


[B]1.[/B] Watch SourPatchKids dunk golf balls through hula hoops for 10 hours.

Listen to Shaq.

Watch WNBA


[COLOR="White"]2 soon?[/COLOR]

[QUOTE=CelticBaller]Watch WNBA


[COLOR="White"]2 soon?[/COLOR][/QUOTE]
Bravo.

4. Sing along to Nicki Minaj.

Drink 24 cans of non-alcoholic beer.

7. Rape a pillow.

Go on a date with Flo.

Go on a date with Niko.

10. Keep track of the numbers myself.

C'mon people. Numbers.

10. Watch highlights of the 1997 NBA Slam Dunk Contest

12. Watch SPK watch highlights of the 1997 NBA Slam Dunk Contest.

Kill an infant with my bare hands while fisting Batz' mother

14. - 2079.

Anything.

15. Budaiii

[QUOTE=SourPatchKids]10. Watch highlights of the 1997 NBA Slam Dunk Contest[/QUOTE]
Looks at the butt ugly girls in your avatar.