If Michael Jordan ever ran for President of USA

He Will Win.

[QUOTE] If Michael Jordan ever ran for President of USA [/QUOTE]

I'd move to Canada

[QUOTE=StarJordan]He Will Win.[/QUOTE]

Because you will assasinate the opposing candidate.

He couldn't even run the Washington Wizards, how the hell would he be able to run a country.

[QUOTE]He couldn't even run the Washington Wizards, how the hell would he be able to run a country.[/QUOTE]

He did more for Wizards than George Bush did for Texas Rangers before getting elected. And all his companies make money and are better off afterwards than before him.

Jordan would make a great POTUS. If he were the President, half of USA's problems would go away.

He would gamble this country away.

[QUOTE=hateraid]I'd move to Canada[/QUOTE]

:roll: right behind ya!

Seriously, George Bush >>> Michael Jordan... Sad thing is that I'm not kidding. Close this thread.

[QUOTE=StarJordan]He did more for Wizards than George Bush did for Texas Rangers before getting elected. And all his companies make money and are better off afterwards than before him.

Jordan would make a great POTUS. If he were the President, half of USA's problems would go away.[/QUOTE]

you just took homerism to a new level. :applause:

[QUOTE=StarJordan]He Will Win. Must defend Jordan's legacy at all costs[/QUOTE]

oh so now you're not even trying to hide the fact that you're nothing but a gimmick account

North Korea wouldn't have gone Nuclear if Jordan were Prez. Kim Jong their leader was a huge Bulls fan. One call from Mike, and he would cancel everything.

If MJ was president he would top George Bush for the dumbest prez ever.

reporter "What are your thoughts about the war on terrorism?"
MJ "Ummm I believe it recieved a high rating. I got it for my two boys They havent left thier room."
reporter "That would be Gears of War Mr prez, i asked you about war on terrorism."
MJ "Oh uhhh ask uhhh secretary of defense. Anything bball related?"
reporter "Wow, ok well yes how do you feel about the new league rules and who is the greatest player of all time?"
MJ "Uhhh Stern makes the rules. He the boss and i have no thoughts on the GOAT. Think we all were great for what we did. I have to play golf now. Bye"

[QUOTE]George Bush >>> Michael Jordan[/QUOTE]

Michael Jordan would've have beaten George Bush in 2004. Kerry almost beat Bush and Jordan would get tons more votes than Kerry or Al Gore.

[QUOTE=WADE MONEY]oh so now you're not even trying to hide the fact that you're nothing but a gimmick account[/QUOTE]

StarJordan has just been outed. :eek:

as the third biggest Jordan fan on this board (behind jordanstar and loki), I ask you Jordanstar to stop with these stupid, needles, random threads. It only makes us look bad like Kobe fans do on this board. (there are a few legit laker/kobe fans, but they have to fight through the stigma set by the 5-10 clowns on this board, you know who you are)