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Favorite Trash Talking Lines
Do you guys have any lines that you toss out regularly?
I play with this large group and we give eachother shit all the time. So trash is very common during our games.
My favorite is when I block someone I look down at my hands with an astonished look and say "These hands were not meant to create!"
Also after a block:
"Yo did you call the police. Cause the SWAT team just arrived."
"Confucius say: Shoot ball seven times. Get blocked eight."
"Hey I like your hair though."
After a nice board I yell "Chuck Hayes son!" in honor of my friend Chuck Hayes.
I don't talk much on the offensive end except when directing traffic for my teammates but if I do something nice it's usually ad lib.
You guys got any go to lines? Do you guys talk a lot or no?
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Stop, drop and roll... I'm on fire.
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whenever i play ball and i get an iso at the top of the key
usually a defender will kind of roll into the paint
and i say something like
you better get in the paint cause this guy isn't staying infront of me
whenever i'm chasing someone down on the fastbreak i just yell
rundown lebron style
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On a putback: "Call me the janitor cus I clean shit up!"
Or yell out "RODMAN!!!" on a board.
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Somebody get a fire extinguisher, cause I'm on FIRE!
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do you guys really actually say things like this or are you just making it up? lol becuase a lot of these are lame as fcuk.
idk if i hit a jumper in someones face ill just say "hand down, man down" everytime someone shoots it ill yell "broke" that can really get in people heads. if i get a steal its "cookies" or "ripstick" or if someone gets blocked il just yell out "beat that shit up" but ill only talk if someone provokes me. actions speak louder than words
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I don't talk trash, but I hear people say "in your mouth" when they make a basket that was highly contested.
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I piss them off with two simple lines " How Does my Ass taste?" & " I Did Your Momma last night with that ball"
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If I make a shot over them: "Right in your eyeball!"
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Cookies, in your eye, get the f*ck off(after a strong and1).
Occasionaly if someones playing D really tight, i'll taunt them with something simple like "You really wanna step to these handles?"
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Depends, if I'm playing a season game I keep my trap shut. If I'm playing pick-up at the park or on training with my teammates I become a full-fledged Reggie Miller. I don't stop talking wether I'm on the court or on the bench.
What I say is nothing special though, the only thing that sticks out is when I'm hitting jumpshots "All Day Long". Other than that I just talk to someone, telling them they won't get open, they shouldn't drive cause I block them, they can't hit with my hand in their face, they can't stay in front of me, I'll hit the jumper no matter if they put a hand up or not shit like that. It's all in good spirit though, I mainly need the extra motivation to make sure I go just as hard in training as I do in games.
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I'll just call you a bum or keep saying "You can't check me!" :oldlol:
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When someone shot an airball everyone here say :
"Hey someone to close the door? It's too windy here" AHAH
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:roll:
You guys really say this shit? I don't say anything unless I am provoked. Then usually it is alot more heated and adult content than yelling "Rodman" or some gay shit like that.
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[QUOTE=the_chosen_1]:roll:
You guys really say this shit? I don't say anything unless I am provoked. Then usually it is alot more heated and adult content than yelling "Rodman" or some gay shit like that.[/QUOTE]
RODMAN!!!!
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I don't say a damn thing on the court, I let my game do the talking. :pimp:
You'll hear some Ric Flair type "woo's" from me and constant praise for my team-mates but that's it.
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[QUOTE=bobbyflay]"Please come again" :)[/QUOTE]
And on that note...
"Thank you, drive through" :D
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[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SihaR6U2038[/url]
Just like D-Wade does in that commercial:cheers: Its pretty annoying :roll:
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I sing.
Its usually R. Kelly's "World Greatest" but sometimes I sing whatever comes to mind.
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I dont really say much.
Unless someone else is talking trash. Then whenever I hit a shot or something happens i just mimmick whatever they said.
Like if they hit a jumper and said "butter"
Then when I hit a jumper I say "Butter" as well, a little more sarcastic though.
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[QUOTE=Big Bang Theory]I don't say a damn thing on the court, I let my game do the talking. :pimp:
You'll hear some Ric Flair type "woo's" from me and constant praise for my team-mates but that's it.[/QUOTE]
same here. i talk on the court mostly to boost my team-mate's game.
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stolen from T.I. "they call me candleguy simply cause i am on fire"
or when a teammate scores "we in a recession b get that money"
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When I score a basket shortly after the person I guarded scored I say, "They call me the calculator because I've always got the answer."
And when I'm playing lockdown defense I say, "They call me the dermatologist because I'm all up in your face."
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I usually do some trash talking when I block somebody, something like "get that weak shit outta here"
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[QUOTE=jamal99]I usually do some trash talking when I block somebody, something like "get that weak shit outta here"[/QUOTE]
A guy I know says that too. He only gets 1 block per game, and when he does, he makes sure everyone knows. The other team usually rips on him after he says that.
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[QUOTE=Venom]A guy I know says that too. He only gets 1 block per game, and when he does, he makes sure everyone knows. The other team usually rips on him after he says that.[/QUOTE]
I get a lot of blocks (because Im very tall) but i rarely say it, just when I get some badass monster block.
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"Too Late!"
I talk lots to my teammates (help D stuff and encouragement etc.).
I also love to laugh at and make fun of guys who try to talk shit with me.
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"Here comes Superman!!!"
"You can't be serious"
"I think you need to wipe ya shoes, cuz you fallin all over the place"
"Sorry, coming through"
"Showtime!"
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I don't really talk trash unless I;m joking with friends, but if someone is talking a bunch of garbage with stupid lines, I will usually just repeat what they said in girly/nerdy voice when I do something awesome.
They usually stop after that.
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I don't talk much, but I will say "You can't give me that" to my defender if he leaves me open for a jump shot.
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Racist remarks always get the job done
Or just yelling out "Get the **** oout my face"
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im starting to trash talk a little friends now. It's stuff like "what you gonna do son?" and "I'm reading you boy." Like just today I was telling my friend who really prides himself on D that I was going to get past him after he played some nice D initially... and then I proceeded to blow past him :lol It doesn't always work out that way but I think it helps me focus a lot better. I don't want to say that then get owned lol. I always give credit when I think they make a nice play too tho... but I think it's nice to throw a little trash talk in there, it ups the stakes a bit.
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Yoo bro!! Ur blog looks nice, but i use my psp for internet, and cant download with megaupload :(
Can u plz post em with sendspace too, cuz dats da only place i could possibly download em. Dat would be really siick if u could.
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[quote=PowerGlove]I sing.
Its usually R. Kelly's "World Greatest" but sometimes I sing whatever comes to mind.[/quote] :roll:
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The Only Real Shit Talking I Do Is That I Make My Opponent Think There Gonna Win By Whining "Im Gonna Lose Im Gonna LOOSSSEEE" On Da Offencive End Hit A Jumper Then Be Like "Are You Stupid Im The ****in Best"
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"NO BUCKETS!"
"GUARD UP ******!"
"WHERE YOU AT BOY"
"WHERE YOU GOIN"
"GET THAT SHT OUT"
few more that I cant think of rite now but they come to me in the heat of the moment.
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Haha at OjMayo's post. When it's gamepoint, I would say "Good Game"/"Here's JOHNNY!" before I score it. When I'm about to score a point I'll say exactly what I'm going to do and do it(for some reason they think I'm lieing or something lol) like "Ok so this is what going to happen. Crossover then I'll blow pass you then I'll crossover again then I'll blow pass you again then I'll reverse layup kk?". If the other team decides to make some plays that I know will fail, I'll say an nba name accordingly. Like If a guy is going to airball a 3 I'll say "KOBE". If a guy is about to get stopped from hogging the ball from a fail crossover I'll say "HOTSAUCE". If a guy was about to fail a pass, I'll say "STEVE NASH TO THE RESCUE". There's alot more, since I just come up with it during the game.