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[QUOTE] If Michael Jordan ever ran for President of USA [/QUOTE]
I'd move to Canada
[QUOTE=StarJordan]He Will Win.[/QUOTE]
Because you will assasinate the opposing candidate.
He couldn't even run the Washington Wizards, how the hell would he be able to run a country.
[QUOTE]He couldn't even run the Washington Wizards, how the hell would he be able to run a country.[/QUOTE]
He did more for Wizards than George Bush did for Texas Rangers before getting elected. And all his companies make money and are better off afterwards than before him.
Jordan would make a great POTUS. If he were the President, half of USA's problems would go away.
He would gamble this country away.
[QUOTE=hateraid]I'd move to Canada[/QUOTE]
:roll: right behind ya!
Seriously, George Bush >>> Michael Jordan... Sad thing is that I'm not kidding. Close this thread.
[QUOTE=StarJordan]He did more for Wizards than George Bush did for Texas Rangers before getting elected. And all his companies make money and are better off afterwards than before him.
Jordan would make a great POTUS. If he were the President, half of USA's problems would go away.[/QUOTE]
you just took homerism to a new level. :applause:
[QUOTE=StarJordan]He Will Win. Must defend Jordan's legacy at all costs[/QUOTE]
oh so now you're not even trying to hide the fact that you're nothing but a gimmick account
North Korea wouldn't have gone Nuclear if Jordan were Prez. Kim Jong their leader was a huge Bulls fan. One call from Mike, and he would cancel everything.
If MJ was president he would top George Bush for the dumbest prez ever.
reporter "What are your thoughts about the war on terrorism?"
MJ "Ummm I believe it recieved a high rating. I got it for my two boys They havent left thier room."
reporter "That would be Gears of War Mr prez, i asked you about war on terrorism."
MJ "Oh uhhh ask uhhh secretary of defense. Anything bball related?"
reporter "Wow, ok well yes how do you feel about the new league rules and who is the greatest player of all time?"
MJ "Uhhh Stern makes the rules. He the boss and i have no thoughts on the GOAT. Think we all were great for what we did. I have to play golf now. Bye"
[QUOTE]George Bush >>> Michael Jordan[/QUOTE]
Michael Jordan would've have beaten George Bush in 2004. Kerry almost beat Bush and Jordan would get tons more votes than Kerry or Al Gore.
[QUOTE=WADE MONEY]oh so now you're not even trying to hide the fact that you're nothing but a gimmick account[/QUOTE]
StarJordan has just been outed. :eek:
as the third biggest Jordan fan on this board (behind jordanstar and loki), I ask you Jordanstar to stop with these stupid, needles, random threads. It only makes us look bad like Kobe fans do on this board. (there are a few legit laker/kobe fans, but they have to fight through the stigma set by the 5-10 clowns on this board, you know who you are)
as the third biggest Jordan fan on this board (behind jordanstar and loki), I ask you Jordanstar to stop with these stupid, needles, random threads. It only makes us look bad like Kobe fans do on this board. (there are a few legit laker/kobe fans, but they have to fight through the stigma set by the 5-8 laker clowns on this board, you know who you are)
[QUOTE=StarJordan]He Will Win.[/QUOTE]
No. He's a gambler and a cheater.
[QUOTE=GOBB]If MJ was president he would top George Bush for the dumbest prez ever.
reporter "What are your thoughts about the war on terrorism?"
MJ "Ummm I believe it recieved a high rating. I got it for my two boys They havent left thier room."
reporter "That would be Gears of War Mr prez, i asked you about war on terrorism."
MJ "Oh uhhh ask uhhh secretary of defense. Anything bball related?"
reporter "Wow, ok well yes how do you feel about the new league rules and who is the greatest player of all time?"
MJ "Uhhh Stern makes the rules. He the boss and i have no thoughts on the GOAT. Think we all were great for what we did. I have to play golf now. Bye"[/QUOTE]
:roll: good times
[QUOTE]If MJ was president he would top George Bush for the dumbest prez ever.[/QUOTE]
Michael Jordan is not dumb. He would wipe out most so called seasoned politicians in a live debate on national television.
Jordan will lose without a doubt. StarJordan and his family will be the only ones voting for him. He'll demand for a divorce if his wife declines not to vote for change. "Vote for Jordan or get kicked to the curb".
damm*t StarJordan, STFU already. you're ruining images of Jordan fans on this board. I don't want to be associated as a homer like Kobe fans on this board.
[QUOTE]No. He's a gambler and a cheater.[/QUOTE]
Like JFK you mean? Or Bill Clinton? Or were you talking about 'I am not a crook' Richard Nixon or 'iraqis treat us as liberators' George Bush.
[QUOTE=StarJordan]Michael Jordan would've have beaten George Bush in 2004. Kerry almost beat Bush and Jordan would get tons more votes than Kerry or Al Gore.[/QUOTE]
Son, Michael Jordan wouldn't even win the black vote. Condolezza Rice could pull more votes than Jordan.
All that would have to be done is run an attack add of Jordan getting crossed and humilated by Iverson a few times and he'd be out of the primary. Man, think of what the Daily Show could do with that...
Oh, and by the way, Tiger Woods >>>> Michael Jordan
I can't see Jordan getting too many votes from the southern part of the United States, and even if he did win, you just know some white power piece of trash would assassinate him anyway.
[QUOTE]damm*t StarJordan, STFU already[/QUOTE]
No, I'm making an argument. Tell why he can't win. Did you think Arnold Schwarzeneggar could be governor when you were watching terminator? People much lower than Jordan have been elected president in the past.
[QUOTE=StarJordan]Michael Jordan is not dumb. He would wipe out most so called seasoned politicians in a live debate on national television.[/QUOTE]
How? He never debates ANYTHING unless he is at a poker table, on the bball court or on the golf course. And if you consider trash talkin debating ehhh. Guy doesnt offer anything. :confusedshrug:
Lets say Bush was president of the Wizard. Then he would just tell us that every foreign guy is terrorist.
[QUOTE=MaxFly]
All that would have to be done is run an attack add of Jordan getting crossed and humilated by Iverson a few times and he'd be out of the primary. [/QUOTE]
first of all, i don't want to get into this stupid what if scenerio of Jordan running for President, but I can't help but as... why would Jordan getting crossed over hurt his run at office? What sense does that make?
By the way, getting crossed over by a person is humiliated? Every person that has ever played ball has either gotten scored on, crossed over, or their shot swatted, so EVERYONE HAS BEEN HUMULIATED, then right?
Didn't Jordan's statline in that game totally kill Iverson's statline? But because of one play, Jordan came out of the losing end of that right? LOL
[QUOTE=dirkdiggler41]Lets say Bush was president of the Wizard. Then he would just tell us that every foreign guy is terrorist.[/QUOTE]
If Bush were president of the Wizards, he'd likely do a better job than Jordan did.
[QUOTE]I can't see Jordan getting too many votes from the southern part of the United States.[/QUOTE]
He doesn't need to. If he were candidate of democrat party, he would need to win only Kerry states plus either Ohio or Florida and he would be POTUS.
[QUOTE=EricForman]first of all, i don't want to get into this stupid what if scenerio of Jordan running for President, but I can't help but as... why would Jordan getting crossed over hurt his run at office? What sense does that make?
By the way, getting crossed over by a person is humiliated? Every person that has ever played ball has either gotten scored on, crossed over, or their shot swatted, so EVERYONE HAS BEEN HUMULIATED, then right?
Didn't Jordan's statline in that game totally kill Iverson's statline? But because of one play, Jordan came out of the losing end of that right? LOL[/QUOTE]
You guys are so defensive. It was a joke. What would a clip of Jordan being crossed by another player have to do with a political race. Surely you realized it was a joke and I'm just messing with JordanStar. You can't be that daft.
Moreover, with all the things JordanStar has said, you choose to argue with what I said. That's sad.
[QUOTE]If Bush were president of the Wizards, he'd likely do a better job than Jordan did.[/QUOTE]
Of course he would put the wizards in deficit by 50 million and declare 'mission accomplished' after winning 17 games .
[QUOTE=StarJordan]Of course he would put the wizards in deficit by 50 million and declare 'mission accomplished' after winning 17 games .[/QUOTE]
And it would still be better than what Jordan managed to do...
In the MSNBC thread, Loki said:
[QUOTE]Not sure if it's the same story, but another time while he was with Barkley he refused to give a homeless person money and told Chuck that "if they can say 'can you spare a dollar', then they can say 'welcome to McDonalds'."[/QUOTE]
Jordan would lose the election on that alone.
[QUOTE]And if you consider trash talkin debating ehhh..[/QUOTE]
Put Michael Jordan on meet the press and watch! For this kind of format, he has:
1. Deep pipes, which instantly gives you credibility even if you don't know what you're talking about (and he would)
2. screen charisma which people relate to
3. An analytical mind to fall back on
4. And a quick wit for improptu line of questioning
Basically he would do great against any kind of press.
if he runs a country the same way he runs a team (as a GM) then we better re-elect bush.
this thread is just a small reminder how rediculous this board can get at times.
[QUOTE=StarJordan]Put Michael Jordan on meet the press and watch! For this kind of format, he has:
1. Deep pipes, which instantly gives you credibility even if you don't know what you're talking about (and he would)
2. screen charisma which people relate to
3. An analytical mind to fall back on
4. And a quick wit for improptu line of questioning
Basically he would do great against any kind of press.[/QUOTE]
In all seriousness, Tim Russert would murder Michael Jordan. Heck, Chris Matthews and Keith Olberman would murder Michael Jordan. Even Colmes from Hannity and Colmnes would murder Jordan, and that's pathetic.
[QUOTE=MaxFly]
Moreover, with all the things JordanStar has said, you choose to argue with what I said. That's sad.[/QUOTE]
I already asked Jordanstar nicely once to stop, then told him off again.
He's just as bad as Eliteballer in my eyes now. (ok, almost as bad)
[QUOTE=SupermanOnSteroids]this thread is just a small reminder how rediculous this board can get at times.[/QUOTE]
Isn't it great?